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How the hell do you "lose" something that gi-normous?!? :confused:

No, really; I'd like to know, because maybe we could use the same technique on Moo-chelle.  :-)
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Omigawd, Dori!  Post of the Day!  ^5!
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From the looks of that butt, I don't believe that's the only pole she's ever clamped down on.
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From the looks of that butt, I don't believe that's the only pole she's ever clamped down on.

Gives a whole new meaning to "voluminous backside."
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Oh my goodness! My eyes just cannot un-see that :lol: :lol:
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Plenty of local/regional chains here, including Moe's.  Meh.
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There's a Sub Depot here... I don't know if it's a local store or a national chain, but their menu and food is miles better than Subway.

Subway's processed meat is so full of pressed water.  The toppings are usually fresh. It's rare for me to go there, but there is one close to my workplace and once in a while a coworker is already going there so that is what we have.

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IMO, the regional chains make the best subs, so that's where I go.  Around here, it's called Jreck's. 

I'm trying to think of a sandwich that uses something that "grows on trees."  From the ground, we got lettuce, tomato and onion, OK.  But trees?  An apple sandwich?  A horse chestnut sandwich?  What am I not getting?   

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IMO, the regional chains make the best subs, so that's where I go.  Around here, it's called Jreck's. 

I'm trying to think of a sandwich that uses something that "grows on trees."  From the ground, we got lettuce, tomato and onion, OK.  But trees?  An apple sandwich?  A horse chestnut sandwich?  What am I not getting?   

Avocados? 
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My son works at our local Subway. It was the first place he was offered a job. He is now looking for something new

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Good for him.  I wish him good luck with his job hunting.  :)
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Cold cuts come out of the ground or grow on trees?  ....Who knew?

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I occasionally go to Subway but if the company is so blind to have Michelle Obama as a spokesperson, they do not need my business.

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I occasionally go to Subway but if the company is so blind to have Michelle Obama as a spokesperson, they do not need my business.

Yup. I'll go to Wally World and get one of their sandwiches first. And those are pretty awful.
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Yup. I'll go to Wally World and get one of their sandwiches first. And those are pretty awful.

I'm not a fan of Subway.  The only thing I've ever ordered from there is the tuna.  If I want a real sub, I go to a local Italian place.

I also like those big juicy greasy sandwiches they have at a grill.  One down the street makes a great pastrami or a beef dip, both with an insane amount of meat on them and there is enough for two meals.  I would be sick if I ever tried to eat one in one sitting.

They also make the best onion rings  :drool:

 
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