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Title: My babies are starting to smell
Post by: CC27 on May 29, 2023, 08:56:39 AM
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Star Member Rorey
My babies are starting to smell
Like weed. I know I need to put them outside in the ground, but I'm worried.

I need to decide who gets to stay and who has to leave. Three of them aren't mine, so they need to go to their home. I think a friend of my daughter will take three. So that leaves (gulp) 11. A few haven't taken off yet, so I'm not sure about them. Maybe that's a good thing because they won't be flowering as soon as the others?

I'm appreciative that it's legal here in Colorado, but I still wish the laws were less restrictive.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/127911179

Calling weed your babies? Weirdo.
Title: Re: My babies are starting to smell
Post by: SVPete on May 29, 2023, 09:10:24 AM
And, among DU-folk, unsurprising. :rimshot:

I have several cherry tomato starts - one store-bought, the rest started from seed - that I'm nursing along, but I think of them as future salad ingredients, not "babies".
Title: Re: My babies are starting to smell
Post by: franksolich on May 30, 2023, 07:46:13 AM
Pete, the primitives do that quite a bit, trying to humanize inanimate objects by giving them names.

I'm sure it's indicative of a mental disorder, like many of the other things primitives do.

The one that drove me nuts was where a primitive constantly referred to her "lappie."
Title: Re: My babies are starting to smell
Post by: RuralNc on May 30, 2023, 11:04:29 AM
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Rorey (8,121 posts)

3. A possible solution

Apparently if I get a medical marijuana card I can grow more. So that's something I need to figure out how to do. Maybe I can also have my daughter get one.

The DUmp. Home of societal leaches who are always plotting how to get something for nothing. And while that should be no surprise, I like how this leach wants to pass on that heritage to its child.

Good job DUmp. Good job.
Title: Re: My babies are starting to smell
Post by: RuralNc on May 30, 2023, 11:07:34 AM
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Rorey (8,121 posts)

6. I haven't invested much

The seeds were from a plant from last year. I bought a couple of heat mats and a couple of smallish grow lights. None of the plants seemed to be doing great. I finally just set up a table in a window that gets great morning sun, and they're finally taking off. Anyway, I figure I might have about $100 invested at the most.

I don't indulge, but my daughter does. She was very pleased with the product from that plant last year.

I've got tomatoes going too! Hopefully they'll do better this year than they did last year. I'll never claim to be a gardener. Last year I just did container tomatoes and didn't get much. Hopefully this year will be better.

I always wanted to have a nice garden but my now-ex husband was a jerk about allowing any of the yard to get dug up. Personally, I have a hard time justifying growing lawns. We don't have water to spare on such nonsense where I live.

Knowing what I know, about... things. Anyone want to let this moron in on the fact that it may be growing male plants?  :lmao:
Title: Re: My babies are starting to smell
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on May 30, 2023, 11:10:51 AM
If your babies are starting to smell, perhaps a shower?

Or, in lieu of a shower, Lume' is now advertising ball deoderant on TV..might wanna look into that..
Title: Re: My babies are starting to smell
Post by: Old n Grumpy on May 30, 2023, 01:18:38 PM
If your babies are starting to smell, perhaps a shower?

Or, in lieu of a shower, Lume' is now advertising ball deoderant on TV..might wanna look into that..

They might need a change of diaper to