That was painful to read.
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What am I saying? He's writing for his audience.
Exactly. The DUllards have to tell these tales, from time to time, to make up for the disappointment they feel in their lack of sexual proficiency and/or opportunity. The protagonist retard is all knowing and his foil knows absolutely nothing and, in fact, seeks to escape the confrontation, at the first opportunity. This has dominance/insecurity and inadequacy compensation written all over it. Notice how the DUllard always makes a reference to his or her voice rising like a Wagner opus and the, quote/unquote, crowd turning to check out "our hero".
Jeeez........Pure dominance seeking fantasy written from Sit-Com overexposure. I guess all that basement time wasn't wasted after all.
Didn't these
holes learn anything in those basket-weaving majors they supposedly took eight years to obtain?