Excellent poem as always, Miskie!
It's funny, but somehow when I look at Mr. Calpig, I don't really think "aching seed."
Oh, I don't know about that. He looks to me like the poster boy for aching seed. You wouldn't think "happy seed", or "shooting seed", or "rocket seed", but
"aching", or "imprisoned", or maybe "pressurized" would seem appropriate.
And I liked Pitt's post announcing the meat up, taking a jab at the CalPig with his "Writhe, writhe, WRITHE". There's always a lot of writhing going on in CalPig poems. I believe its the first clever thing I've ever seen the drunken plagiarist write.