Just as long as they don't set him up with Guam - it's already quite likely to 'tip over, and capsize' - so I doubt it can take the additional stress
Well, it might be prudent to set ol' Steve down closer to the center of Guam, but while he's large, he's no where near huge. Certainly he's not Las Vegas whale huge. DUmmy Omaha Steve probably weighs in somewhere around the weight of Kirk's right leg, plus a good portion of an arm.
He would not fit into the space allotted for a spectator in a Big Ten stadium, but hardly any contemporary American does. Most of those stadiums were built many decades ago, at least the ones that matter, the ones that routinely sell out. People in the '20's and '30's, having never benefitted nutritionally from the Reagan Prosperity Explosion, or the Bush Boom, were apparently Lilliputians compared with today's average American. The vast majority of the seating is on benches, with seat numbers painted on them much too closely spaced for comfort. During warm weather games, you share sweat with people on either side, and in cold weather it's nearly impossible to fit heavy clothing into the available space. So I don't blame DUmmy Omaha Steve for ordering aisle seats for all the games he can have financed by the DUmp or the good folks at Wishadoo.
