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Offline I_B_Perky

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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #25 on: May 18, 2011, 02:05:30 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on May 18, 2011, 12:56:35 PM
That ticks me off! I always ran the freaking other way if a married man approached me. In reference to relationships my Mom always said "you can't build happiness on someone else's unhappiness". When I worked at the Hospital there were Doctor's who cheated on their wives and a few got divorced and married the person they were having the affair with, and then they would cheat on the new wife, and the wife wouldn't understand it, and it's like "duh, he cheated on his wife with you why wouldn't you think he'd cheat on you"?


My opinion has always been once a cheater, always a cheater.
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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #26 on: May 18, 2011, 02:07:34 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on May 18, 2011, 01:54:31 PM
I noticed the same thing when I was married.

I suspect that's because wimmen can flirt with you however much they want, without much chance of anything happening (depending on the guy).  Maybe they're just working on their flirting technique.

Or maybe they just wanna **** and not have to bother about washing your socks on the weekend.
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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #27 on: May 18, 2011, 04:33:54 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on May 18, 2011, 02:07:34 PM
Or maybe they just wanna **** and not have to bother about washing your socks on the weekend.


And the married man just wants to F***, get oodles of compliments over how great he is in the sack, and not have to deal with real life, like he does when he goes home to the wife and kidlets....
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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #28 on: May 18, 2011, 04:42:16 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on May 18, 2011, 02:05:30 PM
My opinion has always been once a cheater, always a cheater.


Or, as Mrs. Diesel says, "If they'll cheat with you, they'll cheat on you."

I love this woman!   :-)
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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #29 on: May 18, 2011, 06:11:50 PM »
"Cheating" is an awful euphemism like "sex worker", or "love child". It's "adultery", a wanton violation of a solemn oath before God, and it ought to be called that, just like "whore" and "bastard" may sound harsh to tender ears, but are a lot more appropriate. Politically correct moonbats are always trying to use semantics to trivialize abhorrent behavior.
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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #30 on: May 18, 2011, 06:17:40 PM »
Quote from: debk on May 18, 2011, 04:33:54 PM
And the married man just wants to F***, get oodles of compliments over how great he is in the sack, and not have to deal with real life, like he does when he goes home to the wife and kidlets....

Ummm...

...yeah
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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #31 on: May 18, 2011, 06:55:48 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on May 18, 2011, 06:17:40 PM
Ummm...

...yeah

So pay a professional and you won't have to worry about getting caught.....except for that Spitzer guy.
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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #32 on: May 18, 2011, 06:57:36 PM »
Its gotta be the years of drug abuse. How else could DUmmies not figure out such simple things like this?
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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #33 on: May 18, 2011, 07:53:26 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on May 18, 2011, 09:24:35 AM
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Far be it for me to translate DUmbass to English but...

By impelled the DUmbass means there is an internal inluence such as the hormonal system...i.e. men are just horny all the time.

Compelled would refer to an external influence such as social expectations of masculinity.

I thought they were misspelling "impaled"   :lmao:
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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #34 on: May 18, 2011, 08:00:49 PM »
Quote from: Gina on May 18, 2011, 07:53:26 PM
I thought they were misspelling "impaled"   :lmao:

So did I.
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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #35 on: May 18, 2011, 09:10:00 PM »


Above: A graphic representation of how most of DU 'chases tail'
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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #36 on: May 18, 2011, 09:15:14 PM »
Quote from: micmac on May 18, 2011, 06:55:48 PM
So pay a professional and you won't have to worry about getting caught.....except for that Spitzer guy.

Professionals expect regular, prompt payment and  the better looking the pricier they become (Spitzer was blowing $5,000 a--urm--blow).

One can secure a reasonably attractive paramour for the cost of the odd bauble irregularly supplied.

Supply, demand, pricing, etc etc etc.
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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #37 on: May 19, 2011, 09:50:35 AM »
Monogamy is the trust DH and I have in each other to think with the brains above our belts when it comes to the opposite sex.
Besides he gave me a 9mm for my birthday last year. The man would be crazy to cheat on me. O-)
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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #38 on: May 19, 2011, 10:06:24 AM »
Quote from: miskie on May 18, 2011, 09:10:00 PM


Above: A graphic representation of how most of DU 'chases tail'

 :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #39 on: May 19, 2011, 10:14:09 AM »
Quote from: AprilRazz on May 19, 2011, 09:50:35 AM
Monogamy is the trust DH and I have in each other to think with the brains above our belts when it comes to the opposite sex.
Besides he gave me a 9mm for my birthday last year. The man would be crazy to cheat on me. O-)

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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #40 on: May 19, 2011, 08:22:04 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on May 18, 2011, 08:23:05 AM
If you're single, there's nothing wrong with it.  If you're married, you'd better stay faithful.  But I'm old fashioned like that and all.
Call me old fashioned as well, because I fully agree.
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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #41 on: May 20, 2011, 07:05:04 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on May 18, 2011, 06:11:50 PM
"Cheating" is an awful euphemism like "sex worker", or "love child". It's "adultery", a wanton violation of a solemn oath before God, and it ought to be called that, just like "whore" and "bastard" may sound harsh to tender ears, but are a lot more appropriate. Politically correct moonbats are always trying to use semantics to trivialize abhorrent behavior.

Are you an English teacher like my mom?   :-) :-) :-)
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