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Why do men chase tail
« on: May 18, 2011, 07:39:45 AM »
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AndiMer (49 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Wed May-18-11 08:17 AM
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Why do men do it?
   
The Terminator did it. Tiger Woods, the only person on Earth who could get me interested in golf, did it. President Kennedy did it. President Clinton did it. Eisenhower did it before was President. John Ensign, Newt Gingrich, Eliot Spitzer all did it.

My father did it. My dad, whom I still worship, did it. The guy who taught me to play baseball, who taught me to drive, who beat the shit out of the scumbag who raped me, did it. He cheated on my mom.

Why? That's all I want to know. Why?

This is probably going to sink like a rock but this reply, more than anything else, gives a shinning example of the morality of the democrat party as a whole.

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RegieRocker Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Wed May-18-11 08:23 AM
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7. Condoms haven't been around forever but sex and disease has. That
   
is the reason for monogamy.

How about knowing what's right and wrong? It's not about feeling good at all costs.

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1. Why is everyone under the impression that monogamous social pairing is human nature?
   
Edited on Wed May-18-11 08:20 AM by Shagbark Hickory
Is it because religious teachings and religious traditions tell us so?

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3. I think they're hot-wired where they "have to" do it.
   
Edited on Wed May-18-11 08:22 AM by no_hypocrisy
It's not choice but instinct (being impelled vs. being compelled).

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11. since women do it almost as much as men, does that mean women are hot wired, or
   
just bitches.

Your words!

Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2011, 07:56:23 AM »
Your words!

Ain't seabeyond a womyn?
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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2011, 08:00:10 AM »
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2011, 08:21:00 AM »
Because they can. I have now have just given you the answer to the universe, use it wisely.

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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2011, 08:23:05 AM »
Because they can. I have now have just given you the answer to the universe, use it wisely.

If you're single, there's nothing wrong with it.  If you're married, you'd better stay faithful.  But I'm old fashioned like that and all.
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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2011, 09:24:35 AM »

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3. I think they're hot-wired where they "have to" do it.
   
Edited on Wed May-18-11 08:22 AM by no_hypocrisy
It's not choice but instinct (being impelled vs. being compelled).

 :confused:

Far be it for me to translate DUmbass to English but...

By impelled the DUmbass means there is an internal inluence such as the hormonal system...i.e. men are just horny all the time.

Compelled would refer to an external influence such as social expectations of masculinity.
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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2011, 09:28:28 AM »
Notice the difference between Schwarzenegger and the John Edwards love child?

One will go on for weeks and the other got one day.  It must be nice to be a donk.
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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2011, 09:36:33 AM »
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Far be it for me to translate DUmbass to English but...

By impelled the DUmbass means there is an internal inluence such as the hormonal system...i.e. men are just horny all the time.

Compelled would refer to an external influence such as social expectations of masculinity.

My first thought was along the lines of Vlad the Impaled. I imagined the DUmmy was using a metaphor, whereas the spear was his Johnson.

That's what I get for thinking too much.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2011, 09:37:43 AM »
Why do women believe the BS men tell them when they are being chased?  It's all about what feels really good in the short run vs. what's better for you in the long run.  A timeless conundrum.
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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2011, 09:59:22 AM »
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Why do men chase tail
That's a question for stevenumbers.

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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2011, 10:14:01 AM »
Why do women believe the BS men tell them when they are being chased?  It's all about what feels really good in the short run vs. what's better for you in the long run.  A timeless conundrum.

This is why a majority of women vote democrat, they tell them what they want to hear.
When you are the beneficiary of someone’s kindness and generosity, it produces a sense of gratitude and community.

When you are the beneficiary of a policy that steals from someone and gives it to you in return for your vote, it produces a sense of entitlement and dependency.

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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2011, 10:16:17 AM »
That's a question for stevenumbers.

But Stevienumbers never catches any.

This was a Marge Simpson quote about one of her sisters that is applicable to Stevienumbers..."It's Patty who chose a life of celibacy.  Selma simply had celibacy thrust upon her."
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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2011, 10:22:22 AM »
But Stevienumbers never catches any.

This was a Marge Simpson quote about one of her sisters that is applicable to Stevienumbers..."It's Patty who chose a life of celibacy.  Selma simply had celibacy thrust upon her."
But stevenumbers was once on the verge, the edge, the very precipice of getting some. It was right there for the taking, but at the very last instant before what would surely have been a fantabulous stevasm, that damn cold sore popped up and spoiled everything. It's the memory of that near conquest that has kept him going ever since.

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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2011, 11:11:18 AM »
Another question might be, why are women so easily seduced by men of fame, fortune and power....and lesser reasons.
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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2011, 11:18:16 AM »
The campfire is now a bonfire.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2011, 11:26:09 AM »
DUmmie women should ask, "Why do men chase only good looking tail." ....because jumping over bitter, fat, ugly tail in the pursuit of pretty tail is good for our hearts....remember, Arnold had a heart attack because he quit chasing tail....and Bill Clinton had one because he caught some ugly tail...chasing tail can be hazardous to your health any way you look at it.
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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2011, 11:30:56 AM »
Single guys chase tail, because they can.

Married men chase tail, because there's always going to be women willing to be caught, who don't care if the guy's married or not...

Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2011, 11:39:12 AM »
Single guys chase tail, because they can.

Married men chase tail, because there's always going to be women willing to be caught, who don't care if the guy's married or not...



Some even try to trip a man. No chase needed.

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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2011, 11:43:29 AM »
Single guys chase tail, because they can.

Married men chase tail, because there's always going to be women willing to be caught, who don't care if the guy's married or not...



One thing I've noticed is that when I have a wedding ring on, I've had more of an opportunity than I did when I was single.

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I've never cheated on my wife. NEVER. I wouldn't do it to her and I wouldn't want her to do it to me. I wouldn't cause her the pain.
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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #19 on: May 18, 2011, 12:10:01 PM »
Married men chase tail, because there's always going to be women willing to be caught, who don't care if the guy's married or not...

You wouldn't happen to have any of their phone numbers, would you?
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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #20 on: May 18, 2011, 12:16:39 PM »
One thing I've noticed is that when I have a wedding ring on, I've had more of an opportunity than I did when I was single.

Strangely enough, I haven't noticed that.  And that's a comforting thing.
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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #21 on: May 18, 2011, 12:31:31 PM »
I look at it this way, if someone will cheat on their spouse, then everything is on the table for them to cheat on. These people, predominately leftists, cannot be trusted in any dealings at all.
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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #22 on: May 18, 2011, 12:56:35 PM »
One thing I've noticed is that when I have a wedding ring on, I've had more of an opportunity than I did when I was single.

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I've never cheated on my wife. NEVER. I wouldn't do it to her and I wouldn't want her to do it to me. I wouldn't cause her the pain.

That ticks me off! I always ran the freaking other way if a married man approached me. In reference to relationships my Mom always said "you can't build happiness on someone else's unhappiness". When I worked at the Hospital there were Doctor's who cheated on their wives and a few got divorced and married the person they were having the affair with, and then they would cheat on the new wife, and the wife wouldn't understand it, and it's like "duh, he cheated on his wife with you why wouldn't you think he'd cheat on you"?
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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #23 on: May 18, 2011, 01:18:46 PM »
I look at it this way, if someone will cheat on their spouse, then everything is on the table for them to cheat on. These people, predominately leftists, cannot be trusted in any dealings at all.

I had a boss that fired a colleague after he found out the guy had left his wife for another woman.  The other woman had worked at the company and when things got hot, she went to work elsewhere.  The guy left his wife and married this other woman.  The boss said that if he would cheat on his wife he would not think twice about cheating in business so he had to go.

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Re: Why do men chase tail
« Reply #24 on: May 18, 2011, 01:54:31 PM »
One thing I've noticed is that when I have a wedding ring on, I've had more of an opportunity than I did when I was single.

I noticed the same thing when I was married.

I suspect that's because wimmen can flirt with you however much they want, without much chance of anything happening (depending on the guy).  Maybe they're just working on their flirting technique.
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