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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #25 on: June 11, 2010, 08:43:10 PM »
Quote from: PatriotGame on June 11, 2010, 07:49:47 PM
Chew your hands off so you cannot drive your mouse back to the DUmp?
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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #26 on: June 11, 2010, 08:52:27 PM »
I only read the first three lines.  I stopped after that.  It was horrible.
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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #27 on: June 11, 2010, 09:00:39 PM »
Quote from: soleil on June 11, 2010, 05:02:11 PM
the copywright is what makes it even funnier! What an idiot. She should have NO worries of anyone wanting that hot mess. Plus she has been known to steal phrases from other REAL poets. (one that I know of for sure, but I am sure there must be others) So she is a fake at that.

That little C means nothing unless they paid for the copywrite.  I thought it cost money to copywrite things.  Otherwise I can copy that poem all day long.

I should read it on video in a high pitched liberal voice.
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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #28 on: June 11, 2010, 09:02:02 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on June 11, 2010, 08:52:27 PM
I only read the first three lines.  I stopped after that.  It was horrible.

Ah, now, according to the DUmp, it's Pulitzer material! How could they be so far off the mark?

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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #29 on: June 11, 2010, 09:06:13 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on June 11, 2010, 09:00:39 PM
That little C means nothing unless they paid for the copywrite.  I thought it cost money to copywrite things.  Otherwise I can copy that poem all day long.

I should read it on video in a high pitched liberal voice.
I can NEVER hear her read her poetry again. I got brave once and clicked on a link she provided with her reading it. Ok, ME reading to myself is bad enough. Hearing her read it? OH MY! Vomit inducing. Rip your eyeballs right out of their socket inducing. Ripping your ears off of your head inducing. :cry: Nightmarish.
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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #30 on: June 12, 2010, 05:31:59 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on June 11, 2010, 06:45:11 PM
Peggy obviously can't afford a shyster lawyer... Fat Che's Little Brothery must have big bucks. 

I wonder if you can order cease-and-desist letters from LegalZoom.com.

I dunno, do you think one could make her stop?  :uhsure:


 :rotf: :-)
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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #31 on: June 12, 2010, 05:55:08 AM »
Quote from: Randy on June 12, 2010, 05:31:59 AM
I dunno, do you think one could make her stop?  :uhsure:


 :rotf: :-)

One could try to get her to stop via a citation for illegal dumping. Or better yet, we could put her talent to use...

We could send her to the gulf with a bullhorn and let her read her poetry to the oil. Perhaps it would decide to crawl back into the pipe...That may be optimistic though. However, I am positive that her poetry will keep the fish and the aquatic birds and mammals away from the kill zone, so at least some good will come out of it.
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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #32 on: June 12, 2010, 09:29:53 AM »
Quote from: miskie on June 12, 2010, 05:55:08 AM
One could try to get her to stop via a citation for illegal dumping. Or better yet, we could put her talent to use...

We could send her to the gulf with a bullhorn and let her read her poetry to the oil. Perhaps it would decide to crawl back into the pipe...That may be optimistic though. However, I am positive that her poetry will keep the fish and the aquatic birds and mammals away from the kill zone, so at least some good will come out of it.

 :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

Thing is, it could work.
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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #33 on: June 12, 2010, 09:37:31 AM »
 :lmao: :lmao:Had my 15 year old son read the poem....asked him what he thought of it...He said, "You'll slap me if I say what I think."..... :lmao:
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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #34 on: June 12, 2010, 12:55:02 PM »
Quote from: soleil on June 11, 2010, 09:06:13 PM
I can NEVER hear her read her poetry again. I got brave once and clicked on a link she provided with her reading it. Ok, ME reading to myself is bad enough. Hearing her read it? OH MY! Vomit inducing. Rip your eyeballs right out of their socket inducing. Ripping your ears off of your head inducing. :cry: Nightmarish.

There's hope for you yet Sol!

We may have to send you to camp first, but I do see light at the end of the tunnel!
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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #35 on: June 12, 2010, 04:42:38 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on June 12, 2010, 12:55:02 PM
There's hope for you yet Sol!

We may have to send you to camp first, but I do see light at the end of the tunnel!

She may be able to move up to "camp 'counselor'" before long! :tongue:
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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #36 on: June 12, 2010, 05:14:35 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on June 12, 2010, 04:42:38 PM
She may be able to move up to "camp 'counselor'" before long! :tongue:

Or, depending on the camp.
 
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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #37 on: June 12, 2010, 06:08:20 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on June 11, 2010, 03:38:02 PM
AM, don't do that to the newbie....

Mandatory reading of CalPiggy's poetry is considered cruel and unusual punishment in 38 states and 14 countries....

Would this be in 38 of the 57 states Lord Zer0 referenced during the campaign? :-)
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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #38 on: June 12, 2010, 06:09:16 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on June 12, 2010, 09:37:31 AM
:lmao: :lmao:Had my 15 year old son read the poem....asked him what he thought of it...He said, "You'll slap me if I say what I think."..... :lmao:

Your son is a wise young man. :cheersmate:
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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #39 on: June 12, 2010, 08:58:38 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on June 11, 2010, 04:29:25 PM
And the 19 others are..............?

The remaining 12, and the other 7 Obama "mystery states"....   ::)

(I believe one of those states is the state of confusion....)
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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #40 on: June 13, 2010, 11:25:11 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on June 12, 2010, 08:58:38 PM
The remaining 12, and the other 7 Obama "mystery states"....   ::)

(I believe one of those states is the state of confusion....)

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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #41 on: June 13, 2010, 06:53:21 PM »
Quote from: Karin on June 11, 2010, 07:49:15 AM
It is required and compulsory. 

Ya know, this was so bad, it didn't even inspire a parody.  I wonder if Miskie will come through for us. 

Yep. It just kind of leaves one dead inside.

That's better than the virtual ebola she's given us before though.
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