Ah yes, the truemud primitive, who's about as tedious a bore as the "bad" one, the cross-eyed Iowa primitive.
The truemud primitive, who once made a cameo appearance at our old home, is the one who, with the forked primitive, imagines himself a "sports fan," even though he knows as much about sports as franksolich does about nuclear physics.
Simply watching sports on television does not a sports fan make.
It was the truemud primitive, along with the forked primitive, who drove the cboy4 primitive, the only primitive on Skins's island who knew excresence about sports, away.
It was also the truemud primitive who frankly admitted he "tolerates" his ancient maternal ancestress simply because he wants her money when she passes on.
A real winner, the truemud primitive.
