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Title: Why do men chase tail
Post by: Tucker on May 18, 2011, 07:39:45 AM
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AndiMer (49 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Wed May-18-11 08:17 AM
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Why do men do it?
   
The Terminator did it. Tiger Woods, the only person on Earth who could get me interested in golf, did it. President Kennedy did it. President Clinton did it. Eisenhower did it before was President. John Ensign, Newt Gingrich, Eliot Spitzer all did it.

My father did it. My dad, whom I still worship, did it. The guy who taught me to play baseball, who taught me to drive, who beat the shit out of the scumbag who raped me, did it. He cheated on my mom.

Why? That's all I want to know. Why?

This is probably going to sink like a rock but this reply, more than anything else, gives a shinning example of the morality of the democrat party as a whole.

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RegieRocker Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Wed May-18-11 08:23 AM
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7. Condoms haven't been around forever but sex and disease has. That
   
is the reason for monogamy.

How about knowing what's right and wrong? It's not about feeling good at all costs.

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Shagbark Hickory (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Wed May-18-11 08:19 AM
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1. Why is everyone under the impression that monogamous social pairing is human nature?
   
Edited on Wed May-18-11 08:20 AM by Shagbark Hickory
Is it because religious teachings and religious traditions tell us so?

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no_hypocrisy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Wed May-18-11 08:21 AM
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3. I think they're hot-wired where they "have to" do it.
   
Edited on Wed May-18-11 08:22 AM by no_hypocrisy
It's not choice but instinct (being impelled vs. being compelled).

 :confused:

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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Wed May-18-11 08:25 AM
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11. since women do it almost as much as men, does that mean women are hot wired, or
   
just bitches.

Your words!

Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 18, 2011, 07:56:23 AM
Your words!

Ain't seabeyond a womyn?
Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: Tucker on May 18, 2011, 08:00:10 AM
Ain't seabeyond a womyn?

Yeah.
Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: BEG on May 18, 2011, 08:21:00 AM
Because they can. I have now have just given you the answer to the universe, use it wisely.
Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 18, 2011, 08:23:05 AM
Because they can. I have now have just given you the answer to the universe, use it wisely.

If you're single, there's nothing wrong with it.  If you're married, you'd better stay faithful.  But I'm old fashioned like that and all.
Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 18, 2011, 09:24:35 AM

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no_hypocrisy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Wed May-18-11 08:21 AM
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3. I think they're hot-wired where they "have to" do it.
   
Edited on Wed May-18-11 08:22 AM by no_hypocrisy
It's not choice but instinct (being impelled vs. being compelled).

 :confused:

Far be it for me to translate DUmbass to English but...

By impelled the DUmbass means there is an internal inluence such as the hormonal system...i.e. men are just horny all the time.

Compelled would refer to an external influence such as social expectations of masculinity.
Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: jukin on May 18, 2011, 09:28:28 AM
Notice the difference between Schwarzenegger and the John Edwards love child?

One will go on for weeks and the other got one day.  It must be nice to be a donk.
Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: Tucker on May 18, 2011, 09:36:33 AM
:confused:

Far be it for me to translate DUmbass to English but...

By impelled the DUmbass means there is an internal inluence such as the hormonal system...i.e. men are just horny all the time.

Compelled would refer to an external influence such as social expectations of masculinity.

My first thought was along the lines of Vlad the Impaled. I imagined the DUmmy was using a metaphor, whereas the spear was his Johnson.

That's what I get for thinking too much.
Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 18, 2011, 09:37:43 AM
Why do women believe the BS men tell them when they are being chased?  It's all about what feels really good in the short run vs. what's better for you in the long run.  A timeless conundrum.
Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 18, 2011, 09:59:22 AM
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Why do men chase tail
That's a question for stevenumbers.
Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: jukin on May 18, 2011, 10:14:01 AM
Why do women believe the BS men tell them when they are being chased?  It's all about what feels really good in the short run vs. what's better for you in the long run.  A timeless conundrum.

This is why a majority of women vote democrat, they tell them what they want to hear.
Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 18, 2011, 10:16:17 AM
That's a question for stevenumbers.

But Stevienumbers never catches any.

This was a Marge Simpson quote about one of her sisters that is applicable to Stevienumbers..."It's Patty who chose a life of celibacy.  Selma simply had celibacy thrust upon her."
Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 18, 2011, 10:22:22 AM
But Stevienumbers never catches any.

This was a Marge Simpson quote about one of her sisters that is applicable to Stevienumbers..."It's Patty who chose a life of celibacy.  Selma simply had celibacy thrust upon her."
But stevenumbers was once on the verge, the edge, the very precipice of getting some. It was right there for the taking, but at the very last instant before what would surely have been a fantabulous stevasm, that damn cold sore popped up and spoiled everything. It's the memory of that near conquest that has kept him going ever since.
Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 18, 2011, 11:11:18 AM
Another question might be, why are women so easily seduced by men of fame, fortune and power....and lesser reasons.
Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: Tucker on May 18, 2011, 11:18:16 AM
The campfire is now a bonfire.
Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 18, 2011, 11:26:09 AM
DUmmie women should ask, "Why do men chase only good looking tail." ....because jumping over bitter, fat, ugly tail in the pursuit of pretty tail is good for our hearts....remember, Arnold had a heart attack because he quit chasing tail....and Bill Clinton had one because he caught some ugly tail...chasing tail can be hazardous to your health any way you look at it.
Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: debk on May 18, 2011, 11:30:56 AM
Single guys chase tail, because they can.

Married men chase tail, because there's always going to be women willing to be caught, who don't care if the guy's married or not...

Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 18, 2011, 11:39:12 AM
Single guys chase tail, because they can.

Married men chase tail, because there's always going to be women willing to be caught, who don't care if the guy's married or not...



Some even try to trip a man. No chase needed.

Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: Tucker on May 18, 2011, 11:43:29 AM
Single guys chase tail, because they can.

Married men chase tail, because there's always going to be women willing to be caught, who don't care if the guy's married or not...



One thing I've noticed is that when I have a wedding ring on, I've had more of an opportunity than I did when I was single.

Disclaimer:

I've never cheated on my wife. NEVER. I wouldn't do it to her and I wouldn't want her to do it to me. I wouldn't cause her the pain.
Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 18, 2011, 12:10:01 PM
Married men chase tail, because there's always going to be women willing to be caught, who don't care if the guy's married or not...

You wouldn't happen to have any of their phone numbers, would you?
Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 18, 2011, 12:16:39 PM
One thing I've noticed is that when I have a wedding ring on, I've had more of an opportunity than I did when I was single.

Strangely enough, I haven't noticed that.  And that's a comforting thing.
Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: jukin on May 18, 2011, 12:31:31 PM
I look at it this way, if someone will cheat on their spouse, then everything is on the table for them to cheat on. These people, predominately leftists, cannot be trusted in any dealings at all.
Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: Ballygrl on May 18, 2011, 12:56:35 PM
One thing I've noticed is that when I have a wedding ring on, I've had more of an opportunity than I did when I was single.

Disclaimer:

I've never cheated on my wife. NEVER. I wouldn't do it to her and I wouldn't want her to do it to me. I wouldn't cause her the pain.

That ticks me off! I always ran the freaking other way if a married man approached me. In reference to relationships my Mom always said "you can't build happiness on someone else's unhappiness". When I worked at the Hospital there were Doctor's who cheated on their wives and a few got divorced and married the person they were having the affair with, and then they would cheat on the new wife, and the wife wouldn't understand it, and it's like "duh, he cheated on his wife with you why wouldn't you think he'd cheat on you"?
Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: micmac on May 18, 2011, 01:18:46 PM
I look at it this way, if someone will cheat on their spouse, then everything is on the table for them to cheat on. These people, predominately leftists, cannot be trusted in any dealings at all.

I had a boss that fired a colleague after he found out the guy had left his wife for another woman.  The other woman had worked at the company and when things got hot, she went to work elsewhere.  The guy left his wife and married this other woman.  The boss said that if he would cheat on his wife he would not think twice about cheating in business so he had to go.
Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 18, 2011, 01:54:31 PM
One thing I've noticed is that when I have a wedding ring on, I've had more of an opportunity than I did when I was single.

I noticed the same thing when I was married.

I suspect that's because wimmen can flirt with you however much they want, without much chance of anything happening (depending on the guy).  Maybe they're just working on their flirting technique.
Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: I_B_Perky on May 18, 2011, 02:05:30 PM
That ticks me off! I always ran the freaking other way if a married man approached me. In reference to relationships my Mom always said "you can't build happiness on someone else's unhappiness". When I worked at the Hospital there were Doctor's who cheated on their wives and a few got divorced and married the person they were having the affair with, and then they would cheat on the new wife, and the wife wouldn't understand it, and it's like "duh, he cheated on his wife with you why wouldn't you think he'd cheat on you"?


My opinion has always been once a cheater, always a cheater.
Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 18, 2011, 02:07:34 PM
I noticed the same thing when I was married.

I suspect that's because wimmen can flirt with you however much they want, without much chance of anything happening (depending on the guy).  Maybe they're just working on their flirting technique.

Or maybe they just wanna **** and not have to bother about washing your socks on the weekend.
Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: debk on May 18, 2011, 04:33:54 PM
Or maybe they just wanna **** and not have to bother about washing your socks on the weekend.


And the married man just wants to F***, get oodles of compliments over how great he is in the sack, and not have to deal with real life, like he does when he goes home to the wife and kidlets....
Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: diesel driver on May 18, 2011, 04:42:16 PM
My opinion has always been once a cheater, always a cheater.


Or, as Mrs. Diesel says, "If they'll cheat with you, they'll cheat on you."

I love this woman!   :-)
Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 18, 2011, 06:11:50 PM
"Cheating" is an awful euphemism like "sex worker", or "love child". It's "adultery", a wanton violation of a solemn oath before God, and it ought to be called that, just like "whore" and "bastard" may sound harsh to tender ears, but are a lot more appropriate. Politically correct moonbats are always trying to use semantics to trivialize abhorrent behavior.
Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 18, 2011, 06:17:40 PM
And the married man just wants to F***, get oodles of compliments over how great he is in the sack, and not have to deal with real life, like he does when he goes home to the wife and kidlets....

Ummm...

...yeah
Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: micmac on May 18, 2011, 06:55:48 PM
Ummm...

...yeah

So pay a professional and you won't have to worry about getting caught.....except for that Spitzer guy.
Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 18, 2011, 06:57:36 PM
Its gotta be the years of drug abuse. How else could DUmmies not figure out such simple things like this?
Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: Gina on May 18, 2011, 07:53:26 PM
:confused:

Far be it for me to translate DUmbass to English but...

By impelled the DUmbass means there is an internal inluence such as the hormonal system...i.e. men are just horny all the time.

Compelled would refer to an external influence such as social expectations of masculinity.

I thought they were misspelling "impaled"   :lmao:
Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: Tucker on May 18, 2011, 08:00:49 PM
I thought they were misspelling "impaled"   :lmao:

So did I.
Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: miskie on May 18, 2011, 09:10:00 PM
(http://hashtagsocialmedia.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Dog-Chasing-Tail.jpg)

Above: A graphic representation of how most of DU 'chases tail'
Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 18, 2011, 09:15:14 PM
So pay a professional and you won't have to worry about getting caught.....except for that Spitzer guy.

Professionals expect regular, prompt payment and  the better looking the pricier they become (Spitzer was blowing $5,000 a--urm--blow).

One can secure a reasonably attractive paramour for the cost of the odd bauble irregularly supplied.

Supply, demand, pricing, etc etc etc.
Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: AprilRazz on May 19, 2011, 09:50:35 AM
Monogamy is the trust DH and I have in each other to think with the brains above our belts when it comes to the opposite sex.
Besides he gave me a 9mm for my birthday last year. The man would be crazy to cheat on me. O-)
Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 19, 2011, 10:06:24 AM
(http://hashtagsocialmedia.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Dog-Chasing-Tail.jpg)

Above: A graphic representation of how most of DU 'chases tail'

 :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 19, 2011, 10:14:09 AM
Monogamy is the trust DH and I have in each other to think with the brains above our belts when it comes to the opposite sex.
Besides he gave me a 9mm for my birthday last year. The man would be crazy to cheat on me. O-)

My wife told me, "I know where the rifles are, and the ammo, and I can load and shoot them." O-) You betcha!
Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: true_blood on May 19, 2011, 08:22:04 PM
If you're single, there's nothing wrong with it.  If you're married, you'd better stay faithful.  But I'm old fashioned like that and all.
Call me old fashioned as well, because I fully agree.
Title: Re: Why do men chase tail
Post by: I_B_Perky on May 20, 2011, 07:05:04 PM
"Cheating" is an awful euphemism like "sex worker", or "love child". It's "adultery", a wanton violation of a solemn oath before God, and it ought to be called that, just like "whore" and "bastard" may sound harsh to tender ears, but are a lot more appropriate. Politically correct moonbats are always trying to use semantics to trivialize abhorrent behavior.

Are you an English teacher like my mom?   :-) :-) :-)