AndiMer (49 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed May-18-11 08:17 AM
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Why do men do it?
The Terminator did it. Tiger Woods, the only person on Earth who could get me interested in golf, did it. President Kennedy did it. President Clinton did it. Eisenhower did it before was President. John Ensign, Newt Gingrich, Eliot Spitzer all did it.
My father did it. My dad, whom I still worship, did it. The guy who taught me to play baseball, who taught me to drive, who beat the shit out of the scumbag who raped me, did it. He cheated on my mom.
Why? That's all I want to know. Why?
RegieRocker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed May-18-11 08:23 AM
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7. Condoms haven't been around forever but sex and disease has. That
is the reason for monogamy.
Shagbark Hickory (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed May-18-11 08:19 AM
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1. Why is everyone under the impression that monogamous social pairing is human nature?
Edited on Wed May-18-11 08:20 AM by Shagbark Hickory
Is it because religious teachings and religious traditions tell us so?
no_hypocrisy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed May-18-11 08:21 AM
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3. I think they're hot-wired where they "have to" do it.
Edited on Wed May-18-11 08:22 AM by no_hypocrisy
It's not choice but instinct (being impelled vs. being compelled).
seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed May-18-11 08:25 AM
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11. since women do it almost as much as men, does that mean women are hot wired, or
just bitches.
Your words!
Ain't seabeyond a womyn?
Because they can. I have now have just given you the answer to the universe, use it wisely.
Quoteno_hypocrisy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed May-18-11 08:21 AM
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3. I think they're hot-wired where they "have to" do it.
Edited on Wed May-18-11 08:22 AM by no_hypocrisy
It's not choice but instinct (being impelled vs. being compelled).
:confused:
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Far be it for me to translate DUmbass to English but...
By impelled the DUmbass means there is an internal inluence such as the hormonal system...i.e. men are just horny all the time.
Compelled would refer to an external influence such as social expectations of masculinity.
Why do men chase tailThat's a question for stevenumbers.
Why do women believe the BS men tell them when they are being chased? It's all about what feels really good in the short run vs. what's better for you in the long run. A timeless conundrum.
That's a question for stevenumbers.
But Stevienumbers never catches any.But stevenumbers was once on the verge, the edge, the very precipice of getting some. It was right there for the taking, but at the very last instant before what would surely have been a fantabulous stevasm, that damn cold sore popped up and spoiled everything. It's the memory of that near conquest that has kept him going ever since.
This was a Marge Simpson quote about one of her sisters that is applicable to Stevienumbers..."It's Patty who chose a life of celibacy. Selma simply had celibacy thrust upon her."
Single guys chase tail, because they can.
Married men chase tail, because there's always going to be women willing to be caught, who don't care if the guy's married or not...
Single guys chase tail, because they can.
Married men chase tail, because there's always going to be women willing to be caught, who don't care if the guy's married or not...
Married men chase tail, because there's always going to be women willing to be caught, who don't care if the guy's married or not...
One thing I've noticed is that when I have a wedding ring on, I've had more of an opportunity than I did when I was single.
One thing I've noticed is that when I have a wedding ring on, I've had more of an opportunity than I did when I was single.
Disclaimer:
I've never cheated on my wife. NEVER. I wouldn't do it to her and I wouldn't want her to do it to me. I wouldn't cause her the pain.
I look at it this way, if someone will cheat on their spouse, then everything is on the table for them to cheat on. These people, predominately leftists, cannot be trusted in any dealings at all.
One thing I've noticed is that when I have a wedding ring on, I've had more of an opportunity than I did when I was single.
That ticks me off! I always ran the freaking other way if a married man approached me. In reference to relationships my Mom always said "you can't build happiness on someone else's unhappiness". When I worked at the Hospital there were Doctor's who cheated on their wives and a few got divorced and married the person they were having the affair with, and then they would cheat on the new wife, and the wife wouldn't understand it, and it's like "duh, he cheated on his wife with you why wouldn't you think he'd cheat on you"?
I noticed the same thing when I was married.
I suspect that's because wimmen can flirt with you however much they want, without much chance of anything happening (depending on the guy). Maybe they're just working on their flirting technique.
Or maybe they just wanna **** and not have to bother about washing your socks on the weekend.
My opinion has always been once a cheater, always a cheater.
And the married man just wants to F***, get oodles of compliments over how great he is in the sack, and not have to deal with real life, like he does when he goes home to the wife and kidlets....
Ummm...
...yeah
:confused:
Far be it for me to translate DUmbass to English but...
By impelled the DUmbass means there is an internal inluence such as the hormonal system...i.e. men are just horny all the time.
Compelled would refer to an external influence such as social expectations of masculinity.
I thought they were misspelling "impaled" :lmao:
So pay a professional and you won't have to worry about getting caught.....except for that Spitzer guy.
(http://hashtagsocialmedia.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Dog-Chasing-Tail.jpg)
Above: A graphic representation of how most of DU 'chases tail'
Monogamy is the trust DH and I have in each other to think with the brains above our belts when it comes to the opposite sex.
Besides he gave me a 9mm for my birthday last year. The man would be crazy to cheat on me. O-)
If you're single, there's nothing wrong with it. If you're married, you'd better stay faithful. But I'm old fashioned like that and all.Call me old fashioned as well, because I fully agree.
"Cheating" is an awful euphemism like "sex worker", or "love child". It's "adultery", a wanton violation of a solemn oath before God, and it ought to be called that, just like "whore" and "bastard" may sound harsh to tender ears, but are a lot more appropriate. Politically correct moonbats are always trying to use semantics to trivialize abhorrent behavior.