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Offline Gina

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Spam blows up suicide bomber
« on: January 28, 2011, 05:34:01 PM »
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A "Black Widow" suicide bomber planned a terrorist attack in central Moscow on New Year's Eve but was killed when an unexpected text message set off her bomb too early, according to Russian security sources.


The unnamed woman, who is thought to be part of the same group that struck Moscow's Domodedovo airport on Monday, intended to detonate a suicide belt near Red Square on New Year's Eve in an attack that could have killed hundreds.


Security sources believe a message from her mobile phone operator wishing her a happy new year received just hours before the planned attack triggered her suicide belt, killing her at a safe house.



Read more: http://www.leaderpost.com/news/Text+message+blows+suicide+bomber+accident/4172966/story.html#ixzz1CNNXSyOp


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Re: Spam blows up suicide bomber
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2011, 05:41:23 PM »
Here's your sign...
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Re: Spam blows up suicide bomber
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2011, 05:47:56 PM »
Stories like that give me warm fuzzies.

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Re: Spam blows up suicide bomber
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2011, 08:35:55 PM »
Defiantly a winner for the Darwin award.
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Re: Spam blows up suicide bomber
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2011, 08:37:53 PM »
For once spam sent a useful message.
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Re: Spam blows up suicide bomber
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2011, 04:13:32 AM »
I was expecting something along the lines of....

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Re: Spam blows up suicide bomber
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2011, 05:49:29 AM »
Can you hear me now?


BOOM!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Spam blows up suicide bomber
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2011, 09:35:45 AM »
[youtube=425,350]1uwOL4rB-go[/youtube]

Nothing more need be said.
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Re: Spam blows up suicide bomber
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2011, 10:46:17 AM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE[/youtube]
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
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Re: Spam blows up suicide bomber
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2011, 09:01:40 PM »
EPIC FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Would-Be Suicide Bomber Killed by Unexpected SMS From Mobile Carrier
« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2011, 05:44:20 AM »
http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2011/01/sms-suicide-bomber/

LOL. Message was to wish her a Happy New Year.  :lmao:

I wonder what muslim women who are killed in a jihad have waiting for them on the other side. Could it be 72 men waiting to train her.
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Re: Would-Be Suicide Bomber Killed by Unexpected SMS From Mobile Carrier
« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2011, 05:59:03 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on February 02, 2011, 05:44:20 AM
http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2011/01/sms-suicide-bomber/

LOL. Message was to wish her a Happy New Year.  :lmao:

I wonder what muslim women who are killed in a jihad have waiting for them on the other side. Could it be 72 men waiting to train her.

They get their old husbands back...and maybe his other 3 wives and all their kids.....for the sake of her soul, we can only hope she was single.....and that her heavenly lesbian lover is cute.
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Re: Would-Be Suicide Bomber Killed by Unexpected SMS From Mobile Carrier
« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2011, 06:56:45 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on February 02, 2011, 05:59:03 AM
They get their old husbands back...and maybe his other 3 wives and all their kids.....for the sake of her soul, we can only hope she was single.....and that her heavenly lesbian lover is cute.

What is the purpose of SEX in Heaven????

What happens to those virgins when they are no longer virgins.??

Where do the virgins come from, are these all children under the age of 12 that died???

Are these virgins male and female??

What happend to Mohammad's white horse that he road to heaven on, are there horses in Heaven, who cleans up the poop from them in heaven.?

Lots of questions here I have wanted to ask but never got a chance to.
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Re: Would-Be Suicide Bomber Killed by Unexpected SMS From Mobile Carrier
« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2011, 09:36:11 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on February 02, 2011, 06:56:45 AM
What is the purpose of SEX in Heaven????

What happens to those virgins when they are no longer virgins.??

Where do the virgins come from, are these all children under the age of 12 that died???

Are these virgins male and female??

What happend to Mohammad's white horse that he road to heaven on, are there horses in Heaven, who cleans up the poop from them in heaven.?

Lots of questions here I have wanted to ask but never got a chance to.

This might help you out:

http://www.usvetdsp.com/jan07/muslim_women.htm

No virgins for women in Muslim Paradise


In reality they're all in for a really bad surprise 'cause they ALL wake up in Hell. No paradise, no virgins. They've been deceived by their false moon god.
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Re: Would-Be Suicide Bomber Killed by Unexpected SMS From Mobile Carrier
« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2011, 09:57:58 AM »
A virgin is OK one time but slightly used is better in the long run.
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Re: Would-Be Suicide Bomber Killed by Unexpected SMS From Mobile Carrier
« Reply #15 on: February 02, 2011, 10:00:21 AM »
Can you hear me now?  BOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
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Re: Would-Be Suicide Bomber Killed by Unexpected SMS From Mobile Carrier
« Reply #16 on: February 02, 2011, 11:38:58 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on February 02, 2011, 10:00:21 AM
Can you hear me now?  BOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

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« Reply #17 on: February 02, 2011, 09:05:16 PM »
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Re: Spam blows up suicide bomber
« Reply #18 on: February 03, 2011, 06:55:13 PM »

^^ click on me ^^

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« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2011, 06:59:39 PM »
Quote from: Janice on February 03, 2011, 06:55:13 PM

^^ click on me ^^

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Awww that ain't right.  You're just a video tease.

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Re: Spam blows up suicide bomber
« Reply #20 on: February 03, 2011, 07:01:34 PM »

This video has been removed as a violation of YouTube's policy on shocking and disgusting content.
Sorry about that.
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Re: Spam blows up suicide bomber
« Reply #21 on: February 03, 2011, 07:50:00 PM »
Dang ... dont know if I downloaded it ...
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Re: Spam blows up suicide bomber
« Reply #22 on: February 03, 2011, 08:10:03 PM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAcTtEopHds[/youtube]

Heres another in the same vein ...

Watch before its removed.
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« Reply #23 on: February 03, 2011, 08:11:32 PM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLDVRhqAZRw&NR=1[/youtube]

This one works!
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Re: Spam blows up suicide bomber
« Reply #24 on: February 03, 2011, 08:12:59 PM »
allah akbar  :lmao: or whatver they were saying :lmao:
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