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They are horribly offended that she was forced to sit on a stool, which only men are supposed to use.

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Bar Stools ... like OMG!!
If she was to actually sit on the stool her feet would not reach the ground. Think about this for a minute. Now imagine how distracting this would be for a public forum. I was FURIOUS! Who let this happen???

Of course Donald the Clown sat easily and comfortably on the stool with his feet planted firmly on the ground.

A stool is a masculine seat, not designed for shorter frames. While in a private setting you can sit back and keep your feet on the rung, that isn't a good visual for TV.

Hillary handled it like the pro she is. Kudos!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/12512403813

I'm excited for them that their candidate managed to sit on a stool "like a pro" without even a penis to help balance on it.   :rofl:

And by the way, that seems to be her furniture of choice when she's at her own campaign events: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3745923/Tired-Hillary-Clinton-no-stand-candidate-stool.html but we can all proceed to be FURIOUS that she had to figure out how to use this scary manfurniture in a new setting.

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Re: DUmmy FURIOUS that Hillary has to use a stool, despite being female.
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2016, 04:32:35 AM »
By the time the debates get here,if she doesn`t shit herself the DUmbasses will call that a win.

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Re: DUmmy FURIOUS that Hillary has to use a stool, despite being female.
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2016, 04:34:00 AM »
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Thu Sep 8, 2016, 05:03 AM

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4. There it is, the subtle micro-agression of a dominate culture


There it is,the imbecilic spew from a shit for brains lunatic.

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Re: DUmmy FURIOUS that Hillary has to use a stool, despite being female.
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2016, 05:58:08 AM »
I thought we lived in equal opportunity times?  There should be no special requests for a seat to make her more presidential.  It's like they know she's gonna lose so they are making pre-excuse after pre-excuse of why she lost.

Oh and here's an example for how Hillary can sit on the stool.







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Re: DUmmy FURIOUS that Hillary has to use a stool, despite being female.
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2016, 06:29:38 AM »
Gina, I don't think The Entitled Pantsuit would look so comely. (Now, where's that bottle of MindBleach?!)

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A stool is a masculine seat, not designed for shorter frames.

Doesn't attend WNBA games or women's volleyball matches? Never seen a guy shorter than 5'8"?

I'm guessing, from their outrage aimed at Matt Lauer and furniture nitpickery that The CHILL's performance was less than stellar, and Trump, to their chagrin, did rather well.

Was this the first official debate regarding which DU-folk prophesied that either, 1.) Trump was going to duck debates entirely, or (the narrative circulated after the debates were scheduled) 2.) in which The CHILL was going to mop the stage floor with Trump?
If, as anti-Covid-vaxxers claim, https://www.poynter.org/fact-checking/2021/robert-f-kennedy-jr-said-the-covid-19-vaccine-is-the-deadliest-vaccine-ever-made-thats-not-true/ , https://gospelnewsnetwork.org/2021/11/23/covid-shots-are-the-deadliest-vaccines-in-medical-history/ , The Vaccine is deadly, where in the US have Pfizer and Moderna hidden the millions of bodies of those who died of "vaccine injury"? Is reality a Big Pharma Shill?

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Re: DUmmy FURIOUS that Hillary has to use a stool, despite being female.
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2016, 06:36:14 AM »
Was this the first official debate regarding which DU-folk prophesied that either, 1.) Trump was going to duck debates entirely, or (the narrative circulated after the debates were scheduled) 2.) in which The CHILL was going to mop the stage floor with Trump?

I finally looked up the schedule.

September 26
October 4 (this is the vice-presidential debate)
October 9
October 19
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Re: DUmmy FURIOUS that Hillary has to use a stool, despite being female.
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2016, 06:38:11 AM »
Gina, I don't think The Entitled Pantsuit would look so comely. (Now, where's that bottle of MindBleach?!)

Doesn't attend WNBA games or women's volleyball matches? Never seen a guy shorter than 5'8"?

I'm guessing, from their outrage aimed at Matt Lauer and furniture nitpickery that The CHILL's performance was less than stellar, and Trump, to their chagrin, did rather well.

Was this the first official debate regarding which DU-folk prophesied that either, 1.) Trump was going to duck debates entirely, or (the narrative circulated after the debates were scheduled) 2.) in which The CHILL was going to mop the stage floor with Trump?

I did not watch,forgot all about it actually but reading a transcript this morning I would say that they are pissed that the beast was actually exposed to difficult questioning and that she had to mark her words carefully to deal with her past lies and possible perjury.

The sudden emphasis she is making on there not being a header marked classified for instance.

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Re: DUmmy FURIOUS that Hillary has to use a stool, despite being female.
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2016, 06:49:03 AM »
DUmmies are upset that Hillary was not ensconsed on a golden throne, while Trump was relegated to a pile of feed sacks at her feet.
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Re: DUmmy FURIOUS that Hillary has to use a stool, despite being female.
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2016, 06:51:25 AM »
I did not watch,forgot all about it actually but reading a transcript this morning I would say that they are pissed that the beast was actually exposed to difficult questioning and that she had to mark her words carefully to deal with her past lies and possible perjury.
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Not exactly on-topic, but I haven't watched or listened to debates or SOTU speeches in about 3 decades. I look at candidates' positions compared to my political and moral views. Usually candidates' are reasonably clear about their stances, and usually there is substantial difference between candidates. I get reasonably decent coverage of events like this one from radio news, ConservaTalk, and places like CC. The DUmpster is entertaining as well as informative, and KSFO's AM drive ConservaTalk host, Brian Sussman, is really excellent (he's sub'ed for Mark Levin and Michael Savage more than a few times).
If, as anti-Covid-vaxxers claim, https://www.poynter.org/fact-checking/2021/robert-f-kennedy-jr-said-the-covid-19-vaccine-is-the-deadliest-vaccine-ever-made-thats-not-true/ , https://gospelnewsnetwork.org/2021/11/23/covid-shots-are-the-deadliest-vaccines-in-medical-history/ , The Vaccine is deadly, where in the US have Pfizer and Moderna hidden the millions of bodies of those who died of "vaccine injury"? Is reality a Big Pharma Shill?

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Re: DUmmy FURIOUS that Hillary has to use a stool, despite being female.
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2016, 06:58:41 AM »
Not exactly on-topic, but I haven't watched or listened to debates or SOTU speeches in about 3 decades. I look at candidates' positions compared to my political and moral views. Usually candidates' are reasonably clear about their stances, and usually there is substantial difference between candidates. I get reasonably decent coverage of events like this one from radio news, ConservaTalk, and places like CC. The DUmpster is entertaining as well as informative, and KSFO's AM drive ConservaTalk host, Brian Sussman, is really excellent (he's sub'ed for Mark Levin and Michael Savage more than a few times).

There's a guy out of Kansas you should listen to. <grins>
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Re: DUmmy FURIOUS that Hillary has to use a stool, despite being female.
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2016, 07:02:17 AM »
I thought we lived in equal opportunity times?  There should be no special requests for a seat to make her more presidential.  It's like they know she's gonna lose so they are making pre-excuse after pre-excuse of why she lost.

Oh and here's an example for how Hillary can sit on the stool.




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Re: DUmmy FURIOUS that Hillary has to use a stool, despite being female.
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2016, 07:03:04 AM »
DUmmies need a manual and a step-by-step guide to sitting on barstools!   :lmao:

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Thu Sep 8, 2016, 07:57 AM

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16. The decision to use stools was a subtle, but oft repeated, sexist slight to women.
 
Women are shorter than men, this shouldn't be too startling for most people to grasp. Its incredibly awkward, if not demeaning, for any woman to clamber up on a high bar stool. It makes us look like a toddler trying to sit a an adult sized chair.

First, you have to tilt and shimmy one butt cheek up on the edge of the seat. Now that you have gained traction, you must twist around, and in the same motion, get one leg up and a foot braced against the crossbar on the stool, hooking the heel of your shoe over the bar if necessary for increased leverage. Now you need to lean backward, take a firm hold on the seat with each hand, brace both feet against the crossbar on the stool and then lift your whole body weight up while pushing backward. Then you can slide your butt all the way into the seat, and hope that your legs aren't left dangling in midair... like a little kid.
 

Their outrage is hilarious.  And that crack about microagressions of a dominant culture...was that sarcasm that flew over their heads, or was the DUmmie serious? 

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Re: DUmmy FURIOUS that Hillary has to use a stool, despite being female.
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2016, 07:10:36 AM »
CC this poll:
   
 https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/773690322471747584?card_data=%7B%0A%20%20%22tweet_id%22%20:%20%22773690322471747584%22,%0A%20%20%22choice%22%20:%201%0A%7D&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
 

As of right now, 46,746 votes, 57% DJT, 43% HRC

9:30 am, 51,209 votes, 58% DJT, 42% HRC

1:00 pm, 62,833 votes, 61% DJT, 39% HRC

Final:  81,577 votes, 63% DJT, 37% HRC



   

 
 
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Re: DUmmy FURIOUS that Hillary has to use a stool, despite being female.
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2016, 07:17:50 AM »

Artist's recreation

Insufficient wrinkles and rolls, :bolt: .
If, as anti-Covid-vaxxers claim, https://www.poynter.org/fact-checking/2021/robert-f-kennedy-jr-said-the-covid-19-vaccine-is-the-deadliest-vaccine-ever-made-thats-not-true/ , https://gospelnewsnetwork.org/2021/11/23/covid-shots-are-the-deadliest-vaccines-in-medical-history/ , The Vaccine is deadly, where in the US have Pfizer and Moderna hidden the millions of bodies of those who died of "vaccine injury"? Is reality a Big Pharma Shill?

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Re: DUmmy FURIOUS that Hillary has to use a stool, despite being female.
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2016, 07:24:18 AM »
Insufficient wrinkles and rolls, :bolt: .

Artistic license. The manatee kept falling off the stool, so the artist had to upgrade.
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Re: DUmmy FURIOUS that Hillary has to use a stool, despite being female.
« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2016, 07:42:23 AM »


There is no universe where Hillary can do that. Ever.

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Re: DUmmy FURIOUS that Hillary has to use a stool, despite being female.
« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2016, 08:04:13 AM »

Artist's recreation

Shouldn't she be wearing a diaper instead of a bikini bottom? :shrug:
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Because only the left goes searching for that which is not there in a desperate attempt to be offended about something.

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Re: DUmmy FURIOUS that Hillary has to use a stool, despite being female.
« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2016, 08:26:44 AM »
Shouldn't she be wearing a diaper instead of a bikini bottom? :shrug:

Depends...
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Re: DUmmy FURIOUS that Hillary has to use a stool, despite being female.
« Reply #18 on: September 09, 2016, 05:47:42 AM »


I would be the kind of gentleman who would offer to push in her stool.
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Re: DUmmy FURIOUS that Hillary has to use a stool, despite being female.
« Reply #19 on: September 09, 2016, 09:12:56 AM »
I thought we lived in equal opportunity times?  There should be no special requests for a seat to make her more presidential.  It's like they know she's gonna lose so they are making pre-excuse after pre-excuse of why she lost.

Oh and here's an example for how Hillary can sit on the stool.



I'm almost sure that Hillary couldn't sit on a stool... like *that*.