Keep on spammin' GOP toady. I'll keep on making witty and trenchant comments....just not today. I'm kinda hung over.
Or maybe you could do some fuggin' homework and find some Conservative candidates to run under the empty banner of the GOP. We've been really happy to use you guys for the past 180 years or so. Your team has provided an excellent and completely legitimate appearing backdrop for our wicked awesome agenda of freedom and personal liberty. Yeah, we've been using you. We're just that Evil.
But the point is, we really don't need the GOP to supply us with the tissue thin veneer of credibility anymore. It's true. The invulnerable mechanized giant robot of American Conservatives has been unleashed upon the unsuspecting American public and there's really no stopping us anymore. In fact, after we seize the reins of power again we're planning on using the RICO laws to bust up the major political parties and make their adherents buff the floors of the Smithsonian museum with their mismatched socks.
My advice is to man up and start thinking for yourselves instead of trying to leach off the decent and hardworking Americans...and random Australians... who inhabit this site.
Or you could just admit you have a poster of Tucker Carlson hung on the wall over your bed.
Anyway, good luck with the site.
Irascibly yours,
Aaron Burr
VP Research & Destruction
EvilConservatives.org
(The greatest .org in the history of free junk on the non profit side (shudder) of the web)