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Offline Dacabeti

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The greatest product ever invented.
« on: February 12, 2013, 10:17:24 AM »
I laughed so hard while reading the reviews.

Banana Slicer
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Re: The greatest product ever invented.
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2013, 10:25:30 AM »
Quote from: Dacabeti on February 12, 2013, 10:17:24 AM
I laughed so hard while reading the reviews.

Banana Slicer

What happened? Did you slip up and buy one?
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Re: The greatest product ever invented.
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2013, 10:47:26 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on February 12, 2013, 10:25:30 AM
What happened? Did you slip up and buy one?

No, But I can now eat cereal with no problems. Gone are the days of cutting my banana with a hammer and chisel.
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Re: The greatest product ever invented.
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2013, 10:50:14 AM »
Just be sure to buy the one that fits your bananas.

Don't want to get one that faces left when all of your bananas face right. :lmao:
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Re: The greatest product ever invented.
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2013, 11:10:20 AM »
Quote from: Jasonw560 on February 12, 2013, 10:50:14 AM
Just be sure to buy the one that fits your bananas.

Don't want to get one that faces left when all of your bananas face right. :lmao:

that's just silly. all bananas face right unless they come from below the equator; who would eat a banana from south of the equator?
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Re: The greatest product ever invented.
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2013, 11:23:08 AM »
That is NOT the greatest invention ever. 

THIS IS:

http://www.amazon.com/Wheelmate-Laptop-Steering-Wheel-Desk/dp/B000IZGIA8/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1360689579&sr=8-2&keywords=steering+wheel+laptop+desk

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You wouldn't believe how much more interesting my commute is now that I have something to do other than just stare out the window! I'm using it right now to post this review and I never


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Wow is this thing great! I use it as a "mini-bar" when the friends and I go out to the bars. I can quickly fix multiple shots of tequila for myself and the friends as we drive from one bar to the next. We also discovered that if you place a pillow on top of it and turn on the cruise control you can catch quick naps on the interstate. If you swerve to the left or right the rumble strips on the road wake you up in plenty of time before you get into trouble. I can now take longer trips without being tired!

Also, i am now dating a midget and she fits nicely on the steering wheel desk which allows us to experiment sexually while driving. This thing is like WD-40 or duct tape, it is a million and one uses!


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As a cocaine addict on the go, I have lost countless ounces of blow as I have inefficiently tried to to snort lines from either from my dashboard or straight from the bag while navigating the modern motor way. But thanks to the AutoExec Steering Wheel Desk Tray, my life has changed forever! It's the perfect size for me to cut lines and still have room to rest my razors and rolled up bills. It also stops blood dripping on my lap when I get nose-bleeds! Now I can drive my children to soccer practice without having to choose between their safety and my coke habit.
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Re: The greatest product ever invented.
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2013, 11:28:56 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on February 12, 2013, 11:23:08 AM
That is NOT the greatest invention ever. 

THIS IS:

http://www.amazon.com/Wheelmate-Laptop-Steering-Wheel-Desk/dp/B000IZGIA8/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1360689579&sr=8-2&keywords=steering+wheel+laptop+desk

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While that is a great product the unsliced banana epidemic has gone on for far too long.
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Re: The greatest product ever invented.
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2013, 11:33:54 AM »
Quote from: Dacabeti on February 12, 2013, 11:28:56 AM
While that is a great product the unsliced banana epidemic has gone on for far too long.

Correct.

Waiting until the bananas are seeping with pus, black and corroded, just isn't an option any more.

Gotta find a way to cut these things before they turn into, well, pus.
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« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2013, 01:48:39 PM »
Code Pink would love that.
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Re: The greatest product ever invented.
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2013, 02:51:53 PM »
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What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn't already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone.... this is one of the greatest inventions of all time. My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to cut the day's banana slices. It's one of those chores NO ONE wants to do! You know, the old "I spent the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and cut these bananas?" and of course, "You think I have the energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12 hour shift just to come home to THIS?!" These are the things that can destroy an entire relationship. It got to the point where our children could sense the tension. The minute I heard our 6-year-old girl in her bedroom, re-enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew we had to make a change. That's when I found the 571B Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we've even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS 571B BANANA SLICER!

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Re: The greatest product ever invented.
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2013, 03:20:34 PM »
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Dacabeti and NHSparky, those are both hilarious!  I loved the customer submitted photos on Sparky's link. 



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Re: The greatest product ever invented.
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2013, 07:54:06 AM »
Quote from: Dacabeti on February 12, 2013, 11:10:20 AM
that's just silly. all bananas face right unless they come from below the equator; who would eat a banana from south of the equator?

Left facing bananas are all the rage in nouveau Brazilian cuisine.
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Re: The greatest product ever invented.
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2013, 10:13:46 AM »
One major problem is: It does not debone the damned things.
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Re: The greatest product ever invented.
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2013, 10:20:57 AM »
Quote from: CG6468 on February 14, 2013, 10:13:46 AM
One major problem is: It does not debone the damned things.

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Re: The greatest product ever invented.
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2013, 11:37:22 AM »
My girlfriend is the one that showed me this product. She does not know That I have one for her as a Valentine present.
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Re: The greatest product ever invented.
« Reply #15 on: February 14, 2013, 11:44:26 AM »
Quote from: Dacabeti on February 14, 2013, 11:37:22 AM
My girlfriend is the one that showed me this product. She does not know That I have one for her as a Valentine present.

You had better have a real gift to back that up on Valentines Day.

Yesterday, I bought my wife a new car.
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Re: The greatest product ever invented.
« Reply #16 on: February 14, 2013, 11:59:30 AM »
Quote from: Conservative Libertarian on February 14, 2013, 11:44:26 AM
You had better have a real gift to back that up on Valentines Day.

Yesterday, I bought my wife a new car.

What do you mean? That is a perfect gift. It's romantic. Just read the reviews there are plenty about how it brought couples closer together.

Actually We are having a nice dinner at her favorite place and then off to Pottery for 2. Her mom did pottery before she died so I thought it would be a nice surprise.
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Re: The greatest product ever invented.
« Reply #17 on: February 14, 2013, 12:12:08 PM »
That's cool Dac!
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Re: The greatest product ever invented.
« Reply #18 on: February 14, 2013, 12:23:05 PM »
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« Reply #19 on: February 14, 2013, 12:47:12 PM »
Quote from: Dacabeti on February 14, 2013, 11:59:30 AM
What do you mean? That is a perfect gift. It's romantic. Just read the reviews there are plenty about how it brought couples closer together.

Actually We are having a nice dinner at her favorite place and then off to Pottery for 2. Her mom did pottery before she died so I thought it would be a nice surprise.

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Re: The greatest product ever invented.
« Reply #20 on: February 14, 2013, 03:55:29 PM »
That is cool, and it's a very hilarious joke gift.  Those are the most personal, too! 
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