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Whatever problems you're having can't compare to these people!
« on: May 30, 2012, 04:19:25 PM »
If you have a Twitter account, click #Discover then search the hashtag #FirstWorldProblems.

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I bought girl scout cookies and ate them all in one sitting. #FirstWorldProblems

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I feel like i'm the only person that doesn't have an iphone #firstworldproblems

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My Keurig stopped working this morning so I had to eat my breakfast without coffee. #FirstWorldProblems

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I'm hungry but I can't go into the kitchen and cook because the cleaning ladies are cleaning the kitchen. #FirstWorldProblems

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My headphones have died, now I'm reduced to using craptacular iPod headphones. The audiophile in me is raging. #firstworldproblems

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I hate my body but not enough to do anything about it #firstworldproblems

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I want to go for a run but I have already showered today #FirstWorldProblems

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Pouring a big bowl of cereal only to open the fridge & realize u have no milk - could be the worst feeling in the world! #FirstWorldProblems
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Re: Whatever problems you're having can't compare to these people!
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2012, 04:51:43 PM »
Awww. Poor babies.   :bawl:
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Re: Whatever problems you're having can't compare to these people!
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2012, 07:28:19 PM »
:lmao:

I love Twitter! If that hashtag isn't the truth.
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Re: Whatever problems you're having can't compare to these people!
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2012, 08:46:10 PM »
I don't twit, but that stuff is funny right there!
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Re: Whatever problems you're having can't compare to these people!
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2012, 09:37:19 PM »
Here is one for the cry baby if I promise to miss you will you go away?
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Re: Whatever problems you're having can't compare to these people!
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2012, 09:45:12 PM »
Without much plagiarism that could easily be transformed into performance poetry.
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Re: Whatever problems you're having can't compare to these people!
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2012, 09:12:35 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on May 30, 2012, 09:45:12 PM
Without much plagiarism that could easily be transformed into performance poetry.

Or be found on an episode of "Jay Walking".
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"I'm not looking for forgiveness, and I'm way past asking permission"
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-- Ronaldus Magnus

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Re: Whatever problems you're having can't compare to these people!
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2012, 12:25:52 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on May 31, 2012, 09:12:35 AM
Or be found on an episode of "Jay Walking".
Nice !
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Re: Whatever problems you're having can't compare to these people!
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2012, 02:13:17 PM »
Kind of puts everything in perspective, we are blessed enough to live in a country where a lot of times people's biggest problems are trivial.
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