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Offline Mr Mannn

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Submitted: a Joke
« on: April 03, 2008, 06:53:34 PM »
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, 'Why is the bride dressed in white?'

"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."

The child thought about this for a moment then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"
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Re: Submitted: a Joke
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2008, 07:22:27 PM »
Very funny Mr. Mannn  :tongue:
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Re: Submitted: a Joke
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2008, 07:38:35 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on April 03, 2008, 06:53:34 PM
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, 'Why is the bride dressed in white?'

"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."

The child thought about this for a moment then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"

H5 for making me laugh!  :rotf:

(p.s.  All polls have to have a "Joooooooooooooos!" option)
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Re: Submitted: a Joke
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2008, 08:00:18 PM »
I had to think of this...
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