Good afternoon. Ladies, gentlemen, lurkers. Since I was a young boy, knee-high to tall Indian, I have dreamed of one day joining an organization of such prestige, such fortitude and of such a mission as you have all endeavored.
So I come to you, CC'ers. Armed with rapier wit, mind like steel trap, eyes like hawk.
Looking forward to many hours of frolicking in the mire that is the DUMPSTER.
I say to you.....
Jump on. I have donned my battle tested asbestos underwear and hoist my shield made of "What? Me worry".
Hopefully, thanks for having me on board.
Tanstaafl