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BEST OF: a LOL-worthy thread
« on: June 09, 2010, 03:54:38 PM »
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HiFructosePronSyrup  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jun-09-10 08:30 PM
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Innane story with misleading headline.
 Maximized to generate hits and knee jerk reactions.

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MineralMan  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jun-09-10 08:31 PM
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2. Complaint lodged about misleading headline.

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JHB  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jun-09-10 08:35 PM
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15. Protest that OP was Unrecced
 implication of freeperism


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Brickbat  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jun-09-10 08:32 PM
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3. Subject line appearing to agree.
 Message written in superior tone pointing out obvious flamebait.

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Nuclear Unicorn  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jun-09-10 08:33 PM
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8. Totally misconstrued intent leading to vitriolic condemnation
 gasping outrage follows

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Brickbat  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jun-09-10 08:34 PM
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13. Neutral reply worded to maximize shame in attacker.
 Edited on Wed Jun-09-10 08:35 PM by Brickbat
Passive-aggressive waving smiley to defuse tension -- or increase it, as attacker wishes.


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Nuclear Unicorn  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jun-09-10 08:36 PM
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18. incredulous outrage at being blithely dismissed
 redoubled sense of outrage

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Brickbat  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jun-09-10 08:43 PM
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21. Verbal head patting, ending with diminutive such as "dear" or "sweetie."
 Instructions to run along and play; use of word "poutrage" optional.

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Nuclear Unicorn  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jun-09-10 08:47 PM
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22. inconsolable fury coupled with
 copious profanity-laden accusations of genetic infirmity


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Blue-Jay  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jun-09-10 08:33 PM
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5. Enraged response, posted before reading linked article.

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blondeatlast  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jun-09-10 08:33 PM
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6. Eyes rolled while replying about source being largely discredited at DU 
 except by the "uninformed." 

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RaleighNCDUer (1000+ posts)      Wed Jun-09-10 08:33 PM
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7. Critique that headline is not misleading, but deliberately mis-understood
 by those who disagree.


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arbusto_baboso  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jun-09-10 08:34 PM
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9. Dismissive name calling.
 Suggestion that you should perform an anatomical impossibility.

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SidDithers  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jun-09-10 08:34 PM
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Immediate complaint that trolls and shills are unrecc'ing this VERY IMPORTANT STORY...nt


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Caliman73  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jun-09-10 08:34 PM
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11. Speculation that OP is troll or disruptor...
 Paired with lament over how DU has become overrun with said agents


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Brickbat  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jun-09-10 08:35 PM
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16. Obligatory popcorn eater.
 
 :popcorn:

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Blue-Jay  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jun-09-10 08:36 PM
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17. Snotty accusation that this has been done before.

 
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meegbear  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jun-09-10 08:36 PM
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19. Snide reply with sarcastic wording.
 Maximized to generate +1s and insipid snipes from the OP.
CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!

 Official bear of Democratic Underground. Accept no substitutes.

 
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MineralMan  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jun-09-10 08:38 PM
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20. Attempt to hijack thread by changing the subject entirely to 
 refer to little known organization that will ruin everything.


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8523314

Give the little goons credit for knowing how to have fun at their own expense.

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Re: BEST OF: a LOL-worthy thread
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2010, 04:01:02 PM »
lol.

someone forgot.... Something posted from wrong thread

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Re: BEST OF: a LOL-worthy thread
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2010, 04:26:18 PM »
Now THAT was a quite enjoyable DU thread. 

I lol'ed.

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Re: BEST OF: a LOL-worthy thread
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2010, 05:50:32 PM »
Don't forget these classics...

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flvegan   (1000+ posts)             Wed Jun-09-10 09:37 PM
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33. Deleted subthread.   
   

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cbayer    (1000+ posts)           Wed Jun-09-10 09:38 PM
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34. Locking
   
Link to rules and, hopefully, clever quip.

cbayer
DU Moderator


Unbelievable!  I'm laughing at a DU thread and for once it's not for their lunacy!!
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Re: BEST OF: a LOL-worthy thread
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2010, 05:59:09 PM »
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Re: BEST OF: a LOL-worthy thread
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2010, 06:31:16 PM »
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Re: BEST OF: a LOL-worthy thread
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2010, 06:38:53 PM »
cbayer actually locked it.

What a bastard. That thread was awesome.
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Re: BEST OF: a LOL-worthy thread
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2010, 08:35:14 PM »
cbayer actually locked it.

What a bastard. That thread was awesome.

Well that is unfortunate.  What a perfect example of satire.  Oh wait!  Independent thought and all that............

Too bad. 
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Re: BEST OF: a LOL-worthy thread
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2010, 07:20:50 AM »
Why would that control freak lock it?  They were just having fun. 

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Re: BEST OF: a LOL-worthy thread
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2010, 09:10:56 AM »
Why would that control freak lock it?  They were just having fun.  
You answered your own question.

That means their cynicism is well-placed and that reflects poorly on the asylum.
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Re: BEST OF: a LOL-worthy thread
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2010, 10:19:50 AM »
I don't see how they get any participants anymore.  If we were joking and having fun on a thread, and one of our mods locked it, I think we'd all scramble the hell out of here and meet up elsewhere.  The very nerve! 

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Re: BEST OF: a LOL-worthy thread
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2010, 11:57:39 AM »
Name Removed never got a chance to show up.  Damn you, mod.
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Re: BEST OF: a LOL-worthy thread
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2010, 11:34:29 AM »
Actually, the I think that the lock was a perfect ending to the thread. It DOES make sense to the humor, and it couldn't have gone much farther than it already had.
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Re: BEST OF: a LOL-worthy thread
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2010, 01:57:24 PM »
Actually, the I think that the lock was a perfect ending to the thread. It DOES make sense to the humor, and it couldn't have gone much farther than it already had.

Point well taken.  Over at $hit-wit Central they're always full of $hit, often out of wit. :uhsure:
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