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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Ptarmigan on July 21, 2017, 06:29:52 PM
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Terrorist monkey attacks Texas teen and grandpa in pickup truck
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/07/21/Mystery-monkey-attacks-Texas-teen-and-grandpa-in-pickup-truck/8381500650788/
July 21 (UPI) -- Animal rescuers in Texas are searching for a monkey that reportedly attacked a teenager and her grandfather while they were driving near Houston.
Michael Schliesing said he was driving Tuesday in the city of South Houston when he and his 16-year-old granddaughter, Mariah, spotted a monkey in the road.
Mariah, who was riding in the passenger seat of the pickup truck, rolled down her window to snap a photo of the unusual animal, but the monkey apparently had other plans.
Monkeys are plotting evil with rabbits. Monkeys and rabbits will wage war against humans. :mad: :argh:
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Terrorist monkey attacks Texas teen and grandpa in pickup truck
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/07/21/Mystery-monkey-attacks-Texas-teen-and-grandpa-in-pickup-truck/8381500650788/
Monkeys are plotting evil with rabbits. Monkeys and rabbits will wage war against humans. :mad: :argh:
Aided by ptarmigan traitors, no doubt . . . :whistling:
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Just more recruiting fodder for the patriotic bunnies.... :whistling:
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Aided by ptarmigan human traitors, no doubt . . . :whistling:
Humans are content with their own doom by rabbits. Humans have signed their own death warrant.
Just more recruiting fodder for the patriotic terrorist bunnies.... :whistling:
Rabbits are the masterminds.