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Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
« Reply #25 on: April 08, 2013, 06:08:50 AM »
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Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
« Reply #26 on: April 08, 2013, 09:48:04 AM »
When  was in Italy I saw plenty of topless women on the beach there .Some good looking some not but the worse was the family of fat assed Germans boating on Lake Garda. The whole family was butt naked on their boat. Not a pretty sight.
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Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
« Reply #27 on: April 08, 2013, 10:07:18 AM »
I have to confess I've gone topless a couple of times (in my 30s) on Ocracoke Island and on the French side of St. Martin. Only with my husband though -- if I noticed anyone walking up the beach, I covered up fast.  :panic:
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Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
« Reply #28 on: April 08, 2013, 10:11:36 AM »
I have to confess I've gone topless a couple of times (in my 30s) on Ocracoke Island and on the French side of St. Martin. Only with my husband though -- if I noticed anyone walking up the beach, I covered up fast.  :panic:

I get naked every chance I can. It adds a whole new dimension to "open carry"!

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Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
« Reply #29 on: April 08, 2013, 10:16:00 AM »
Some good looking some not but the worse was the family of fat assed Germans boating on Lake Garda. The whole family was butt naked on their boat. Not a pretty sight.

I've only ever been to southern France and Italy--two times--in the winter (things are cheaper then), and happily never took in such sights.

However, I was in the socialist paradises of the workers and peasants two years, and saw some.

Uh, forget about it.  People sans covering look ridiculous.  Not a turn-on at all.

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Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
« Reply #30 on: April 08, 2013, 11:28:13 AM »
Skinny dipping with friends can be different, though.

After the senior party on high school graduation night in '56, a bunch of us, mixed, went skinny dipping in a local lake. Not so bad. Most of us were three sheets to the wind anyway. Nobody drowned.

Next time was with fiance number two in '74, alone, in Lake of the Ozarks.

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Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
« Reply #31 on: March 16, 2014, 08:30:50 AM »
Well, a lot of lurking primitives have been reading this ancient thread, so I guess as a public service, I'll bump it back to the front page, so the primitives can more easily find it.
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Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
« Reply #32 on: March 16, 2014, 10:29:25 AM »
Early one cold morning back when a portion of Bahia Honda Key was nude, me and friend were snorkeling for crabs(the edible kind). We went past the state park property line on to the private property where the nudist went. We spotted a slightly tan white woman of about 350 pounds lying naked on the beach. Buddy made the comment that she looked like a beached albino whale and wondered if we shouldn't try to get her back in the water. Then we went on our way past and buddy looked back again and there in the shade of her large butt was a skinny very white little old man lying beside her. Buddy said that if he ever got on top of her between her legs that he would be mistaken for an appendectomy scar.

If as a kid skinny dipping in the farm ponds and in the creek that ran thru it counts.....then I'm guilty. :-)

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Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
« Reply #33 on: March 16, 2014, 06:04:26 PM »
Early one cold morning back when a portion of Bahia Honda Key was nude, me and friend were snorkeling for crabs(the edible kind). We went past the state park property line on to the private property where the nudist went. We spotted a slightly tan white woman of about 350 pounds lying naked on the beach. Buddy made the comment that she looked like a beached albino whale and wondered if we shouldn't try to get her back in the water. Then we went on our way past and buddy looked back again and there in the shade of her large butt was a skinny very white little old man lying beside her. Buddy said that if he ever got on top of her between her legs that he would be mistaken for an appendectomy scar.

If as a kid skinny dipping in the farm ponds and in the creek that ran thru it counts.....then I'm guilty. :-)

Now days at my age, I want a way to take a bath with my clothes on.

Guilty as charged here too, JohnnyReb. On both counts!!!!   :tongue: :tongue:

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Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
« Reply #34 on: March 16, 2014, 06:29:42 PM »
The thought of a nude beach and DUmmies just makes me envision a bunch of normal people running out and trying to roll them back into the sea.  O-)
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Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
« Reply #35 on: March 16, 2014, 08:56:54 PM »
...but inside is a skinny, good looking woman just dying to get out......Hey, it's what I've been told by the late afternoon TV shows.

Sure, they say that, but try going after one of them with a big ol' knife to help 'em escape from the ugly wrapping, and they just run away screaming...

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Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
« Reply #36 on: March 16, 2014, 09:03:24 PM »
Sure, they say that, but try going after one of them with a big ol' knife to help 'em escape from the ugly wrapping, and they just run away screaming...

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Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
« Reply #37 on: March 16, 2014, 11:14:35 PM »
I run volunteer Fire and EMS. In our fire district there is a nudist colony. It is like the last place we want to go for a call. From fat to ugly to fat and ugly to flat out creepy.

They pay us every Fourth of July to place a truck on standby for their fireworks show. We have to twist arms to get a 3 or 4 man crew to go there. It is really that bad.
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Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
« Reply #38 on: March 17, 2014, 03:08:34 AM »
The main problem is the same people who went naked on these beaches in the 1960's, when they were in their late teens/early twenties, are STILL going there naked today!   :o
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Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
« Reply #39 on: March 17, 2014, 06:37:37 AM »
The main problem is the same people who went naked on these beaches in the 1960's, when they were in their late teens/early twenties, are STILL going there naked today!   :o

It's not a problem at all, my friend. They're living their lives, doing what they want to do, and harming no one. They neither demand, nor expect, nor even ask that you participate. It is the essence of liberty.

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Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
« Reply #40 on: March 17, 2014, 06:42:31 AM »
The thought of a nude beach and DUmmies just makes me envision a bunch of normal people running out and trying to roll them back into the sea.  O-)

Tune in for the next episode of Animal Rescue Bloopers, where a troop of Boy Scouts finds Doug Bulna on a nude beach...
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Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
« Reply #41 on: March 17, 2014, 07:44:33 AM »
In case anyone needs reminded, there's a couple of photographs of the mike_c primitive in his dossier over at that web-site the primitives don't know about, the one that has no connection with conservativecave, showing him buck naked, in the altogether.

These were photographs the mike_c primitive shared with friends of his.

<<<thinks the mike_c primitive should be a little bit more careful about who he considers his friends, and what he shares with them.

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Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
« Reply #42 on: March 17, 2014, 08:07:44 AM »
In case anyone needs reminded, there's a couple of photographs of the mike_c primitive in his dossier over at that web-site the primitives don't know about, the one that has no connection with conservativecave, showing him buck naked, in the altogether.

These were photographs the mike_c primitive shared with friends of his.

<<<thinks the mike_c primitive should be a little bit more careful about who he considers his friends, and what he shares with them.



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Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
« Reply #43 on: March 17, 2014, 01:36:24 PM »
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Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
« Reply #44 on: March 17, 2014, 01:41:40 PM »
No need to thank me.

Yikes.

Little, that looks like a guy, but blow it up, and it's a woman.

Yikes.
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Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
« Reply #45 on: March 17, 2014, 01:42:22 PM »
If I see a thread with the words "DUmmy" and "nude", I really really resist the urge to click on it.   :runaway:
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Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
« Reply #47 on: March 17, 2014, 02:07:41 PM »
If I see a thread with the words "DUmmy" and "nude", I really really resist the urge to click on it.   :runaway:

Toss in the word "frolic" and I'm oudahere.
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Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
« Reply #48 on: March 17, 2014, 03:10:18 PM »
I've seen a couple of those places.

If you take away the homos and old ladies, it's just a normal beach.

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Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
« Reply #49 on: March 17, 2014, 03:56:44 PM »
Yikes.

Little, that looks like a guy, but blow it up, and it's a woman.

Yikes.

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