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Title: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 07, 2013, 12:10:45 AM
Dummies discuss their experiences with public nudity.
It's a pretty boring thread, until one of our favorites checks in:
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Sat Apr 6, 2013, 11:13 PM
WillyT (44,742 posts)

Public Nudity: Is It Generational, Regional, Religious, Or Something Else...

I mean... I grew up in Northern California in the 1970s, and going to a nude beach was almost a rite of passage. Pirates Cove, Black's Beach, Baker Beach, Paradise Beach, and dozens of others along with many many redwood hottubs...
 
Part of the sexual revolution was proving that body image didn't matter.

Guess I missed the next couple of memos.

Bonus question: Have YOU ever been to one ?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022628082


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Sat Apr 6, 2013, 11:17 PM
randome (11,165 posts)

1. Maybe it's all of those. That's why it's so fraught with dispute.
Never been to a nude beach but I've been nude outdoors on private occasions.



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Sat Apr 6, 2013, 11:30 PM
bamademo (1,907 posts)

6. I went topless in right situations when I was under 40...
Out on the river and private pools, etc. But I'm older now and I'm not about to show anyone but by boyfriend my sagging breasts and don't want to see anyone else. JMHO.



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Sat Apr 6, 2013, 11:37 PM
BainsBane (7,254 posts)

10. Does skinny dipping count?
If so, yes. And then the bikinis I wore in Brazil were pretty close to being nude.



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Sat Apr 6, 2013, 11:42 PM
Warpy (68,004 posts)

12. Quite a few of the townie beaches on Cape Cod
and the big islands were clothing optional.

And yes, I've been to them.


Just imagine the astoundingly ugly DUmmy Warpy, a dead ringer for President von Hindenberg sans facial hair, on a nude beach.
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: franksolich on April 07, 2013, 06:59:46 AM
Just imagine the astoundingly ugly DUmmy Warpy, a dead ringer for President von Hindenberg sans facial hair, on a nude beach.

Oh my God.

When stacked up against Warpy, even Medusa looks good.

Damn.

Bleeeeech.
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: franksolich on April 07, 2013, 07:09:27 AM
For those who have no idea about Ugly, the defrocked warped primitive, try to imagine this, but with jugs:

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/pvh_zps1b5c6a58.png)

Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 07, 2013, 07:13:00 AM
This is why I do not feel that I missed out by NEVER going to a nude beach.

Fact of Life 101: No one who goes nudist will ever be a person you would want to see naked.
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: ColonelCarrots on April 07, 2013, 07:21:21 AM
I watched a show on nudists once, only saw one actually good looking woman. All are fat and old.
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 07, 2013, 07:36:03 AM
I watched a show on nudists once, only saw one actually good looking woman. All are fat and old.

...but inside is a skinny, good looking woman just dying to get out......Hey, it's what I've been told by the late afternoon TV shows.
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: ColonelCarrots on April 07, 2013, 08:08:37 AM
...but inside is a skinny, good looking woman just dying to get out......Hey, it's what I've been told by the late afternoon TV shows.
Me too, apparently I'm beautiful and should buy someone's self help book.
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: Zathras on April 07, 2013, 08:32:00 AM
Why is it that all of the people who want to be naked in public are the ones we never....and I mean NEVER....want to see that way in the first place.
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: AprilRazz on April 07, 2013, 08:42:01 AM
I still bear scars to this day from seeing my dental doc from the ship on a nude beach in Spain.
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: jukin on April 07, 2013, 10:15:21 AM
Thanks a lot Gobucks, I just got a lot of throw up in the back of my mouth.
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: ChuckJ on April 07, 2013, 10:47:43 AM
This is why I do not feel that I missed out by NEVER going to a nude beach.

Fact of Life 101: No one who goes nudist will ever be a person you would want to see naked.

Years ago I went on a couple of cruises to St Martin. The cruise directors always mentioned that you could find the nude beach by following the nipple drag marks in the sand.
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: Ogre on April 07, 2013, 11:06:11 AM
Two words that should never be used in the same sentence, DUmmy and Nude.

It is best if avoided entirely given the evidence presented in their photo threads. :-)
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: longview on April 07, 2013, 11:36:41 AM
Years ago I went on a couple of cruises to St Martin. The cruise directors always mentioned that you could find the nude beach by following the nipple drag marks in the sand.

Ewww!    :rofl:
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: vesta111 on April 07, 2013, 01:19:12 PM
Ewww!    :rofl:

Problem I have with the nude beaches and camp grounds are the people that bring their kids from birth to adulthood.

Seems all the mystery and lust or love is removed from these kids.  Fancy being a kid seeing every day Mom's or Dads nude bodies moving about cooking and cleaning, playing games, horse shoes or volley ball.

Went to a nude beach in Calif. years ago, my friend and I sat way up on the dunes and both of wet our pants as we laughed watching the going ones.   We sat there for a few hours and in that time did not see one man or woman that did not weight less then 150 pounds.  Little was hanging out on the men, the beer bellies covered their manhood.

Woman who laid down with these huge pockets of fat they called boobs, off their chest pointing east and west.  Easy to tell who had implants the boobs stood straight up like torpedo's.

Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: Evil_Conservative on April 07, 2013, 03:16:08 PM
This thread reminds me of a Hannity radio show just a few weeks ago.  He was talking about nudist colonies and some nudist had called in talking about it and Hannity was like, "So you just walk around with everything hanging out?"  I had to turn it off because I was cracking up so much and I was working.  I felt like I was disrupting everyone within a few rows of my desk.  I think the nudist that called Hannity was talking about how he was kind of overweight and it just bothered me thinking of some fat guy walking around naked.  :rotf:
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: Big Dog on April 07, 2013, 03:18:22 PM
...but inside is a skinny, good looking woman just dying to get out......Hey, it's what I've been told by the late afternoon TV shows.

OH GOD, THE NAKED FAT WOMAN ATE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: Big Dog on April 07, 2013, 03:22:32 PM
Why is it that all of the people who want to be naked in public are the ones we never....and I mean NEVER....want to see that way in the first place.

Simple solution: Don't look. Unless you have been taken at gunpoint to the local nude beach, nobody is forcing you to.

Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: Zathras on April 07, 2013, 03:39:09 PM
Simple solution: Don't look. Unless you have been taken at gunpoint to the local nude beach, nobody is forcing you to.

I agree with the above statement but unfortunately my job takes me to San Francisco right by where the nudists that protested the city's decision to ban public nudity hang out, corner of Market and Castro. And, even though it's now against city law, they still "let it all hang out" and nothing happens to them....and believe me it's not a pretty picture.

Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: Big Dog on April 07, 2013, 05:12:23 PM
I agree with the above statement but unfortunately my job takes me to San Francisco right by where the nudists that protested the city's decision to ban public nudity hang out, corner of Market and Castro. And, even though it's now against city law, they still "let it all hang out" and nothing happens to them....and believe me it's not a pretty picture.

I have no doubt.

Traveler's tip: avoid buffet restaurants. You never know what has been dragged through the potato salad  :-)
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 07, 2013, 06:05:16 PM
This thread reminds me of a Hannity radio show just a few weeks ago.  He was talking about nudist colonies and some nudist had called in talking about it and Hannity was like, "So you just walk around with everything hanging out?"  I had to turn it off because I was cracking up so much and I was working.  I felt like I was disrupting everyone within a few rows of my desk.  I think the nudist that called Hannity was talking about how he was kind of overweight and it just bothered me thinking of some fat guy walking around naked.  :rotf:

Why? "IT" would look like a button on a fur coat.....or a turtle peeking out its shell.
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 07, 2013, 06:11:53 PM
People talk about nudist beaches....all I can think is "Chewbaca!"
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 07, 2013, 06:42:46 PM
This is why I do not feel that I missed out by NEVER going to a nude beach.

Fact of Life 101: No one who goes nudist will ever be a person you would want to see naked.

This. 
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 07, 2013, 08:28:00 PM
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Fact of Life 101: No one who goes nudist will ever be a person you would want to see naked.


I'd go a little further and say that anyone who goes nudist will never be a person you would want to know.
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: hopfrog on April 07, 2013, 09:00:07 PM
  You don't have to be near a beach to walk around nude
but you increase your chances of being on an episode of
COPS the farther you go inland.
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: AprilRazz on April 08, 2013, 06:04:39 AM
I agree with the above statement but unfortunately my job takes me to San Francisco right by where the nudists that protested the city's decision to ban public nudity hang out, corner of Market and Castro. And, even though it's now against city law, they still "let it all hang out" and nothing happens to them....and believe me it's not a pretty picture.


Judging from the zombietime photos I have see they are doing more than just letting it all hang out. Disgusting displays at some street fair out there with plenty of children around to witness.
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: miskie on April 08, 2013, 06:08:50 AM
This thread needs to come with an FDA warning, advising readers that a potential side effect of reading it may include uncontrolled vomiting.
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: Airwolf on April 08, 2013, 09:48:04 AM
When  was in Italy I saw plenty of topless women on the beach there .Some good looking some not but the worse was the family of fat assed Germans boating on Lake Garda. The whole family was butt naked on their boat. Not a pretty sight.
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: njpines on April 08, 2013, 10:07:18 AM
I have to confess I've gone topless a couple of times (in my 30s) on Ocracoke Island and on the French side of St. Martin. Only with my husband though -- if I noticed anyone walking up the beach, I covered up fast.  :panic:
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: Big Dog on April 08, 2013, 10:11:36 AM
I have to confess I've gone topless a couple of times (in my 30s) on Ocracoke Island and on the French side of St. Martin. Only with my husband though -- if I noticed anyone walking up the beach, I covered up fast.  :panic:

I get naked every chance I can. It adds a whole new dimension to "open carry"!

 :-)
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: franksolich on April 08, 2013, 10:16:00 AM
Some good looking some not but the worse was the family of fat assed Germans boating on Lake Garda. The whole family was butt naked on their boat. Not a pretty sight.

I've only ever been to southern France and Italy--two times--in the winter (things are cheaper then), and happily never took in such sights.

However, I was in the socialist paradises of the workers and peasants two years, and saw some.

Uh, forget about it.  People sans covering look ridiculous.  Not a turn-on at all.

Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: marv on April 08, 2013, 11:28:13 AM
Skinny dipping with friends can be different, though.

After the senior party on high school graduation night in '56, a bunch of us, mixed, went skinny dipping in a local lake. Not so bad. Most of us were three sheets to the wind anyway. Nobody drowned.

Next time was with fiance number two in '74, alone, in Lake of the Ozarks.

Not since.
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: franksolich on March 16, 2014, 08:30:50 AM
Well, a lot of lurking primitives have been reading this ancient thread, so I guess as a public service, I'll bump it back to the front page, so the primitives can more easily find it.
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 16, 2014, 10:29:25 AM
Early one cold morning back when a portion of Bahia Honda Key was nude, me and friend were snorkeling for crabs(the edible kind). We went past the state park property line on to the private property where the nudist went. We spotted a slightly tan white woman of about 350 pounds lying naked on the beach. Buddy made the comment that she looked like a beached albino whale and wondered if we shouldn't try to get her back in the water. Then we went on our way past and buddy looked back again and there in the shade of her large butt was a skinny very white little old man lying beside her. Buddy said that if he ever got on top of her between her legs that he would be mistaken for an appendectomy scar.

If as a kid skinny dipping in the farm ponds and in the creek that ran thru it counts.....then I'm guilty. :-)

Now days at my age, I want a way to take a bath with my clothes on.
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: I_B_Perky on March 16, 2014, 06:04:26 PM
Early one cold morning back when a portion of Bahia Honda Key was nude, me and friend were snorkeling for crabs(the edible kind). We went past the state park property line on to the private property where the nudist went. We spotted a slightly tan white woman of about 350 pounds lying naked on the beach. Buddy made the comment that she looked like a beached albino whale and wondered if we shouldn't try to get her back in the water. Then we went on our way past and buddy looked back again and there in the shade of her large butt was a skinny very white little old man lying beside her. Buddy said that if he ever got on top of her between her legs that he would be mistaken for an appendectomy scar.

If as a kid skinny dipping in the farm ponds and in the creek that ran thru it counts.....then I'm guilty. :-)

Now days at my age, I want a way to take a bath with my clothes on.

Guilty as charged here too, JohnnyReb. On both counts!!!!   :tongue: :tongue:

Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: Skul on March 16, 2014, 06:29:42 PM
The thought of a nude beach and DUmmies just makes me envision a bunch of normal people running out and trying to roll them back into the sea.  O-)
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 16, 2014, 08:56:54 PM
...but inside is a skinny, good looking woman just dying to get out......Hey, it's what I've been told by the late afternoon TV shows.

Sure, they say that, but try going after one of them with a big ol' knife to help 'em escape from the ugly wrapping, and they just run away screaming...

 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: thundley4 on March 16, 2014, 09:03:24 PM
Sure, they say that, but try going after one of them with a big ol' knife to help 'em escape from the ugly wrapping, and they just run away screaming...

 :evillaugh:

:hi5: :rofl:
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: fatboy on March 16, 2014, 11:14:35 PM
I run volunteer Fire and EMS. In our fire district there is a nudist colony. It is like the last place we want to go for a call. From fat to ugly to fat and ugly to flat out creepy.

They pay us every Fourth of July to place a truck on standby for their fireworks show. We have to twist arms to get a 3 or 4 man crew to go there. It is really that bad.
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: diesel driver on March 17, 2014, 03:08:34 AM
The main problem is the same people who went naked on these beaches in the 1960's, when they were in their late teens/early twenties, are STILL going there naked today!   :o
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: Big Dog on March 17, 2014, 06:37:37 AM
The main problem is the same people who went naked on these beaches in the 1960's, when they were in their late teens/early twenties, are STILL going there naked today!   :o

It's not a problem at all, my friend. They're living their lives, doing what they want to do, and harming no one. They neither demand, nor expect, nor even ask that you participate. It is the essence of liberty.

If you don't like it, then don't look.

 :stirpot:
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: Big Dog on March 17, 2014, 06:42:31 AM
The thought of a nude beach and DUmmies just makes me envision a bunch of normal people running out and trying to roll them back into the sea.  O-)

Tune in for the next episode of Animal Rescue Bloopers, where a troop of Boy Scouts finds Doug Bulna on a nude beach...
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: franksolich on March 17, 2014, 07:44:33 AM
In case anyone needs reminded, there's a couple of photographs of the mike_c primitive in his dossier over at that web-site the primitives don't know about, the one that has no connection with conservativecave, showing him buck naked, in the altogether.

These were photographs the mike_c primitive shared with friends of his.

<<<thinks the mike_c primitive should be a little bit more careful about who he considers his friends, and what he shares with them.

Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 17, 2014, 08:07:44 AM
In case anyone needs reminded, there's a couple of photographs of the mike_c primitive in his dossier over at that web-site the primitives don't know about, the one that has no connection with conservativecave, showing him buck naked, in the altogether.

These were photographs the mike_c primitive shared with friends of his.

<<<thinks the mike_c primitive should be a little bit more careful about who he considers his friends, and what he shares with them.



Gee, . . . Thanks, Frank! :runaway: :runaway: :runaway:
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: jukin on March 17, 2014, 01:36:24 PM
No need to thank me.
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: franksolich on March 17, 2014, 01:41:40 PM
No need to thank me.

Yikes.

Little, that looks like a guy, but blow it up, and it's a woman.

Yikes.
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 17, 2014, 01:42:22 PM
If I see a thread with the words "DUmmy" and "nude", I really really resist the urge to click on it.   :runaway:
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: Wineslob on March 17, 2014, 01:57:10 PM
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Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches




(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/231/5/8/grumpy_cat___hell_no_kitty_by_angusmctavish-d6ivohm.png)
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: GOP Congress on March 17, 2014, 02:07:41 PM
If I see a thread with the words "DUmmy" and "nude", I really really resist the urge to click on it.   :runaway:

Toss in the word "frolic" and I'm oudahere.
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 17, 2014, 03:10:18 PM
I've seen a couple of those places.

If you take away the homos and old ladies, it's just a normal beach.
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 17, 2014, 03:56:44 PM
Yikes.

Little, that looks like a guy, but blow it up, and it's a woman.

Yikes.

Only known pic of Popeye's mom.
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: BadCat on March 17, 2014, 04:33:04 PM
If I want to see some chick I don't know naked, I just google one of the chicks on Banshee and turn safe search off, high quality every time.

Try it:

Lili Simmons
Ivana Milicevic
Trieste Kelly Dunn
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 17, 2014, 09:29:40 PM
In case anyone needs reminded, there's a couple of photographs of the mike_c primitive in his dossier over at that web-site the primitives don't know about, the one that has no connection with conservativecave, showing him buck naked, in the altogether.

These were photographs the mike_c primitive shared with friends of his.

<<<thinks the mike_c primitive should be a little bit more careful about who he considers his friends, and what he shares with them.



Need industrial strength mind bleach!  :o
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 17, 2014, 09:30:24 PM
No need to thank me.

Please don't post that picture. Now, I have nightmares! I ran out of mind bleach!  :o
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: Purple Sage on March 17, 2014, 11:17:36 PM
I "frolicked" in my younger days.  Hippie Hollow.  Guadalupe River.  Crystal Beach.  I hated tan lines plus enjoyed the added thrill of being naughty.  It made for some great evenings with the hubby.

Now?  No way!  :o  (Although hubby just nixed the "no way" and said I just might this May when we go to some place special he has in mind.  Uh oh.)   :runaway:
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: franksolich on March 18, 2014, 08:11:48 AM
I "frolicked" in my younger days.  Hippie Hollow.  Guadalupe River.  Crystal Beach.  I hated tan lines plus enjoyed the added thrill of being naughty.

I'm a modest person, and a gentleman to boot, but I sleep without any clothes on; I picked up the habit in college, where I lived in an "Animal House" rented house for four years with four other guys.  Of the five of us, four of us were from the Sandhills of Nebraska, and the other one was from Omaha.

The one from Omaha was pretty uptight, but we other four cured him.

(Don't read too much into that; none of us were gay or anything, just clowns.)

The only mishap that happened to me specifically was at the beginning of one Christmas break; the other four had left for their homes, and I thought I was all alone.  Due to some last-minute happening--travel problems--the girlfriend of one of the other four spent that one night there, but I didn't know about it.  Somebody probably told me she'd be there, but I wasn't paying attention.

So in the morning, I woke up and walked into the kitchen, suspecting nothing was out of order.

I put a coffee-pot on the stove (we didn't have a coffee-maker, as those of us from the Sandhills preferred hearty coffee), and when I turned around to walk to the refrigerator to get the milk, oooooops.

But that was in Lincoln, which is crowded full of people.  Nowadays, I live way out in the middle of nowhere, the nearest neighbor six miles away, and so the chance of a rude surprise is much less.  It's good for the skin, letting it "breathe," and as long as no one's around to be offended, well, no harm done.
Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: Wineslob on March 18, 2014, 08:59:45 AM
I "frolicked" in my younger days.  Hippie Hollow.  Guadalupe River.  Crystal Beach.  I hated tan lines plus enjoyed the added thrill of being naughty.  It made for some great evenings with the hubby.

Now?  No way!  :o  (Although hubby just nixed the "no way" and said I just might this May when we go to some place special he has in mind.  Uh oh.)   :runaway:



That's what's great about us hubby's. WE DON"T CARE. Just get nekkid!

 :hyper:


Title: Re: DUmmies Frolic On Nude Beaches
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 18, 2014, 09:02:48 AM
 :lol:


That's what's great about us hubby's. WE DON"T CARE. Just get nekkid!

 :hyper:



:lol: ...oh so true.