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Oh my.

How full of wonders is the world.

It's a DUmmie FUnnies, and lots of links about the Bostonian Drunkard, his antecedents, his habits, his being.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1985350/posts
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Re: primitive thanks P-J Comix for exposing the Bostonian Drunkard
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2008, 11:37:15 PM »
A primitive actually said this:

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First, let's establish one thing right off the bat: William Rivers Pitt is a Poseur. He is The Pittseur, in fact. Nor, am I alone in this sentiment, apparently.

(Of especially belly-holding, laugh-out-loud worth, as bitingly brilliant satire goes: check out the author of DummieFunnies, who has Pitt almost perfectly pegged. Whoever that blog's author is, s/he is no Poseur.)

I agree with much of what has been written at DummieFunnies and elsewhere about William Rivers Pitt: Yes, Pitt is the perennial, over-indulged, spoiled manchild. Yes, Pitt is the time-and-again tantrum thrower. Yes, Pitt is (on and on and on we could go).

franksolich is slightly somewhat mildly hurt.

But it's all good.
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Re: primitive thanks P-J Comix for exposing the Bostonian Drunkard
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2008, 11:41:48 PM »
http://corpgovactivist.blogspot.com/2008/03/william-rivers-pitt-gag-me-with-silver.html

Oh my.

That's a very long and ponderous read, but damn, it's good.

The Bostonian Drunkard's got more skeletons in his closet than a cemetery.
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Re: primitive thanks P-J Comix for exposing the Bostonian Drunkard
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2008, 12:53:00 AM »
http://corpgovactivist.blogspot.com/2008/03/william-rivers-pitt-gag-me-with-silver.html

Oh my.

That's a very long and ponderous read, but damn, it's good.

The Bostonian Drunkard's got more skeletons in his closet than a cemetery.

I read that...poor Wee Willy, he just can't seem to get a break these days. Next thing you know he'll be reduced to writing books with Scott Ritter...oh, wait!

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Re: primitive thanks P-J Comix for exposing the Bostonian Drunkard
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2008, 12:57:50 AM »
http://corpgovactivist.blogspot.com/2008/03/william-rivers-pitt-gag-me-with-silver.html

Oh my.

That's a very long and ponderous read, but damn, it's good.

The Bostonian Drunkard's got more skeletons in his closet than a cemetery.

That was quite titillating Frank. Thanks for the link. I look forward to the next installment. :popcorn:
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Re: primitive thanks P-J Comix for exposing the Bostonian Drunkard
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2008, 02:35:10 AM »
Holy Hell.

No wonder he is a self loathing alchoholic hack.

I laughed my ass off reading this!

So he lives on trust fund money garnered by covering up the death of Mary Jo Kopechne for Big Ted, and the money forked over to help pedohile priests avoid prosecution...  :rotf:

And DU takes his cash and claims him as a sort of retarded national treasure.

Sweet.  :-)




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Re: primitive thanks P-J Comix for exposing the Bostonian Drunkard
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2008, 03:16:36 AM »
Holy Hell.

No wonder he is a self loathing alchoholic hack.

I laughed my ass off reading this!

So he lives on trust fund money garnered by covering up the death of Mary Jo Kopechne for Big Ted, and the money forked over to help pedohile priests avoid prosecution...  :rotf:

And DU takes his cash and claims him as a sort of retarded national treasure.

Sweet.  :-)

You know, I always knew the Bostonian Drunkard came from Old Money.

But I wasn't aware he also came from Much Money.

Well, now we all know how he supports himself, living off of granddad's capital.

I thought the quote of Winston Churchill particularly apt--very apt--but of course the quote of John Kennedy shows how shallow the Bostonian Drunkard is.
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Re: primitive thanks P-J Comix for exposing the Bostonian Drunkard
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2008, 08:09:54 AM »
WOW!  I almost feel sorry for Willy.  Getting outed as the spawn of people capable of turning a blind eye on baby rapers and girl murderers has so suck.
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Re: primitive thanks P-J Comix for exposing the Bostonian Drunkard
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2008, 09:27:57 AM »
That was a gem. I can't wait to read more! :-) So Raven is a Boston Brahmin and attorney?  :popcorn:
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Re: primitive thanks P-J Comix for exposing the Bostonian Drunkard
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2008, 09:46:59 AM »
That was a gem. I can't wait to read more! :-) So Raven is a Boston Brahmin and attorney?  :popcorn:

As I said before, I knew the Bostonian Drunkard came from Old Money, but I wasn't aware the Bostonian Drunkard comes from Lots And Lots Of Money.

Yeah, the carpetbagging maternal ancestress is an attorney, but she lives in New Hampshire now (per allegation of the Bostonian Drunkard)--she was once an assistant associate second vice mayor of a small town in Massachusetts near or in Boston (per allegation of the Bostonian Drunkard), when the Bostonian Drunkard was a wee lad.



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Re: primitive thanks P-J Comix for exposing the Bostonian Drunkard
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2008, 10:34:13 AM »
Holy Hell.

No wonder he is a self loathing alchoholic hack.

I laughed my ass off reading this!

So he lives on trust fund money garnered by covering up the death of Mary Jo Kopechne for Big Ted, and the money forked over to help pedohile priests avoid prosecution...  :rotf:

And DU takes his cash and claims him as a sort of retarded national treasure.

Sweet.  :-)

You know, I wonder if one of the future installments will mention the time the Bostonian Drunkard alleged that in January 1961, John Kennedy, when leaving the U.S. Senate for the White House, asked the Bostonian Drunkard's Republican grandfather to accept temporary appointment to replace him.
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