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DUmmy greenbriar Posts Geographical Bouncy
« on: July 10, 2009, 04:57:11 PM »
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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Thu Jul-09-09 11:28 PM
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Gave the little neighbor kid a BIG book of geography the book was bigger than 10x15
and very sturdy...kwel book I gave my daughter when she was young

I am having a yardsale and it was in the sale, but he is starting 1st grade and is just so darn cute

for an hour after he and his older brother sat in their yard and I could hear him asking brother

what city is that

what is that state

what does that symbol mean

As a history/Geography teacher, I smiled for a long time after that

 
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6028812#6032275

I will bet any amount you want to cover that DUmmy greenbriar could not fill in the names of the fifty states on a blank map.
(Let alone the jug-eared Kenyan's fifty-seven states.)

And I would love to hear the version of history she "teaches".

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Re: DUmmy greenbriar Posts Geographical Bouncy
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2009, 05:08:37 PM »

 
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6028812#6032275

I will bet any amount you want to cover that DUmmy greenbriar could not fill in the names of the fifty states on a blank map.
(Let alone the jug-eared Kenyan's fifty-seven states.)

And I would love to hear the version of history she "teaches".

I bet the history she taught was back when Roosevelt was in office....

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Re: DUmmy greenbriar Posts Geographical Bouncy
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2009, 07:12:35 PM »
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We know how this goes, we know how the primitives are.

Here, the greenbriar primitive had this old geography book she was either going to unload at her garage sale or toss into the trash, but because she gives it to a little kid, it's like it's some sort of great sacrifice that costs her something, and she deserves a pat on the back for being so charitable.

We know how this goes, we know how the primitives are.
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Re: DUmmy greenbriar Posts Geographical Bouncy
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2009, 07:40:18 PM »
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We know how this goes, we know how the primitives are.

Here, the greenbriar primitive had this old geography book she was either going to unload at her garage sale or toss into the trash, but because she gives it to a little kid, it's like it's some sort of great sacrifice that costs her something, and she deserves a pat on the back for being so charitable.

We know how this goes, we know how the primitives are.

No, this was a really good geography book. Sturdy sucker. Bigger than 10X15.

Now this little ragamuffin neighbor kid knows all about Mozambique, and Tanganyika, and East Germany, and the  U.S.S.R..  Just like DUmmy greenbriar's real  students.