Al Sharpton heals a white man.

[JohnnyReb]

You know, I have always questioned if Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton were really preachers since they have no church.
 When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a Black Houston Church over in Humble....I decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about.

I sat down and Sharpton came up to me. I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church. He laid his hands on me and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."


I told him I was not paralyzed. He came back and laid his hands on me again, and said the same thing.

Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me.

After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold, those bastards stole my truck.

[obumazombie]

You know, I have always questioned if Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton were really preachers since they have no church.
 When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a Black Houston Church over in Humble....I decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about.

I sat down and Sharpton came up to me. I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church. He laid his hands on me and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."


I told him I was not paralyzed. He came back and laid his hands on me again, and said the same thing.

Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me.

After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold, those bastards stole my truck.

For we walk by faith...and a little help from the horse thieves.