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Offline jctejas

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basic program for liberal political types
« on: October 17, 2014, 11:45:57 PM »
so I thought I might write a basic program to be a app for liberals so they could think less than they already do.

The problems liberals rail about and complain about vary so I will call that variable X.   It could be transgendered peeps kept out of bathrooms of the opposite sex,  glowball warming,   gay marriage ,    amnesty for anyone or just plain giving away government phones and corporate green money.

So start with variable x which is a problem.
5    input x

10  print type or say "x is a problem".

20  print "cause of problem is"   random generator  (int x7) then goto (int x 30)

30 print "republicans"

60 print "bush"

90 Print  "racisim"

120 print "sexisim"

150 print "biggots"  or a modern " traditional family"

180 print "jews" crap scratch that that was hitler"  ;  print  "old white straight men"
210 print  " a stupid man or woman of another race or sexual orientation that is not liberal"

240  rnd(int x 7) goto int x 30+240

270 print " the solution is:   more laws and regulation"

300 print " the solution is :  electing more liberals"

330 print " the solution is :  more spending"

360 print " the solution is : less freedom"

390 print " the solution is : doing exactly what we want"

420 print "the solution is :  higher taxes"

430 print " the solution is:  saying exactly what we tell you to say"

440 let x=x *  2 as with democrat solutions the problem doubles

460 goto 5


the infinite democrat loop continues    its not a very sophisticated program but since most democrats are not either it should work well  for giving the entire platform at the democrat convention.
 

Offline Chris_

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Re: basic program for liberal political types
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2014, 11:47:37 PM »
lol, good old BASIC.

I would modify line 440 to include a logarithmic increase in cost regardless of the problem.
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