so I thought I might write a basic program to be a app for liberals so they could think less than they already do.
The problems liberals rail about and complain about vary so I will call that variable X. It could be transgendered peeps kept out of bathrooms of the opposite sex, glowball warming, gay marriage , amnesty for anyone or just plain giving away government phones and corporate green money.
So start with variable x which is a problem.
5 input x
10 print type or say "x is a problem".
20 print "cause of problem is" random generator (int x7) then goto (int x 30)
30 print "republicans"
60 print "bush"
90 Print "racisim"
120 print "sexisim"
150 print "biggots" or a modern " traditional family"
180 print "jews" crap scratch that that was hitler" ; print "old white straight men"
210 print " a stupid man or woman of another race or sexual orientation that is not liberal"
240 rnd(int x 7) goto int x 30+240
270 print " the solution is: more laws and regulation"
300 print " the solution is : electing more liberals"
330 print " the solution is : more spending"
360 print " the solution is : less freedom"
390 print " the solution is : doing exactly what we want"
420 print "the solution is : higher taxes"
430 print " the solution is: saying exactly what we tell you to say"
440 let x=x * 2 as with democrat solutions the problem doubles
460 goto 5
the infinite democrat loop continues its not a very sophisticated program but since most democrats are not either it should work well for giving the entire platform at the democrat convention.