After dying, Fidel Castro packs his bags and goes to heaven, and he meets Peter at the gate.
"Name?" Peter asks.
"Fidel Castro." Fidel replies.
"Fidel Castro? The Cuban dictator?" Peter asks, and Fidel nods. Peter continues.
"I'm sorry Fidel; you can't come to heaven. You have to go to hell with Satan."
So Fidel goes to hell, and there's a big party. There's a big welcome sign hanging, and devils are shouting "Viva la revolucion!" When Fidel realizes he left one of his bags in heaven.
"Satan, I left one of my bags in heaven I have to get it." Fidel says.
Satan shakes his head and replies, "No need, I'll send someone to get it."
So two devils go to heaven, and they notice Peter had gone home. They decide to climb the gate of heaven, and two angels spot them.
One angel looks to the other angel. "Fidel's not even an hour in hell, and we already have refugees."
