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Offline jctejas

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Isis job postings........
« on: February 19, 2015, 12:42:56 AM »
so you  have beheaded the infidels and imposed cher rear a law.........?   what do you want to do now?   go to Disney land?  no you want a job from the great satan to make your life complete without all the nasty beheadings....

I have decided to make a isis job  posting board to bring them more inline with liberal love, socailisim and peace...   all they need is jobs jobs is all they need I am so in tune with liberal nuances......



first posting .....

Wanted extremist who is not muslim (we know no extremist is a true muslim) but calls themselves Islamic to bake gay wedding cakes.   Must have artistic touch and enjoy homosexual baking .   Would be allowed to behead figurines on occasion to show allah's displeasure with the lifestyle.   As we are a progressive company.   We would pay minimum wage  our company is based in American somoa and owned by a California congresswoman, so our minimum wage is 50 cents per hour.  However there are end of the year incentives for employees who have not beheaded , car bombed or sold into slavery any other human for the fiscal year.

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Re: Isis job postings........
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2015, 12:36:15 PM »
More incompetent than Jen Psaki
Able to leap Candy Crowley in a single bound
Look, in the want ads
It's a bird keeper
It's a plane washer
It's...




http://newsbusters.org/blogs/geoffrey-dickens/2015/02/18/abc-cbs-nbc-skip-marie-harfs-lefty-jobs-isis-idea


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Re: Isis job postings........
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2015, 01:52:21 PM »
One time opportunity for suicide vest model....no experience necessary ...must be good with button pushing.
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