so you have beheaded the infidels and imposed cher rear a law.........? what do you want to do now? go to Disney land? no you want a job from the great satan to make your life complete without all the nasty beheadings....
I have decided to make a isis job posting board to bring them more inline with liberal love, socailisim and peace... all they need is jobs jobs is all they need I am so in tune with liberal nuances......
first posting .....
Wanted extremist who is not muslim (we know no extremist is a true muslim) but calls themselves Islamic to bake gay wedding cakes. Must have artistic touch and enjoy homosexual baking . Would be allowed to behead figurines on occasion to show allah's displeasure with the lifestyle. As we are a progressive company. We would pay minimum wage our company is based in American somoa and owned by a California congresswoman, so our minimum wage is 50 cents per hour. However there are end of the year incentives for employees who have not beheaded , car bombed or sold into slavery any other human for the fiscal year.