Have the keys to your new house arrived yet? I'm sure Oooooobama sent a special courier with them.
Yeah, right.
You know, I was really pissed.
I went to the post office in town to pick up the mail, figuring the deed to Pedro Picasso's second home would be there, as promised, but it wasn't.
All that was there was the monthly electric bill and the monthly natural gas bill.
Neither of which were marked PAID.
I'd like to yell at Pedro Picasso about this--remember, 0bama promised to make things equal for everybody, and Pedro Picasso owns two houses and franksolich zero houses--but Pedro Picasso's been absent from Skins's island for a couple of weeks.
Out on a skiing vacation, either Aspen or St. Moritz--but given Pedro Picasso's tastes, and his wife's pocketbook, I'm guessing St. Moritz in Switzerland, after which a few days at Biarritz in France. Or maybe Monte Carlo.