Haven't had a nicotine fix since inaugurated perhaps?
I was kinda wonderin' about that the other day. What a great thing to spin!
[the following spoken in a Walter Cronkite baritone..]
"President Obama's recent difficulties are attributed to his heroic struggles against the evils of tobacco. Using every known strategy available, and often times rising above the fray, President Obama has held firm to his campaign promise of
Leaving
Tobacco
Behind (LETOB).
"As a result of these herculean efforts, LETOB has proved itself to be more than worthy as the next worthwhile government program.
"President Obama will name a LETOB Czar within two weeks, an administration source has informed this reporter.
"Senior administration officials are working night and day with Democrat lawmakers in crafting legislation that will create a cabinet-level post for the LETOB Czar, a corresponding budget, and sufficient resources to stamp out the evil of tobacco.
And that's the way it was, Thursday, February 5, 2009."