WASHINGTON DC - A recently released report from the Government Budget Office notes a dramatic uptick in tax revenues making their way into federal coffers since Obama was inaugurated a mere two weeks ago.
Since assuming office innumerable legions of democrats hoping to enter government payroll have been rushing to pay-off back taxes, liens and overdue government fees.
From liens that only measure a few hundred dollars to arrearages in the hundreds of thousands, Obama's loyal legions are racing to make good on their debts as they come under public scrutiny.
"We really wanted to hit the ground running with some important policy projects," noted White house spokesman Robert Gibbs. "Of course these things require people to run them and then there is the whole issue of funding.
"Now with all these democrats paying their taxes we can confidently say these programs will practically pay for themselves."
