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Offline ironhorsedriver

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Pony up Md., pay for your rain
« on: April 11, 2013, 07:42:30 AM »
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Offline Gina

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Re: Pony up Md., pay for your rain
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2013, 08:36:12 AM »
I heard about this, they are really reaching now.  What happens when they have taxed everything?
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Re: Pony up Md., pay for your rain
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2013, 08:42:23 AM »
The tax, mandated by the EPA and enforced locally, will be calculated "through satellite surveillance of your property," the statement claims

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Re: Pony up Md., pay for your rain
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2013, 08:44:34 AM »
Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you, nineteen for me
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman

Should five per cent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman

If you drive a car, I'll tax the street,
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat.
If you get too cold I'll tax the heat,
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet.

Don't ask me what I want it for
If you don't want to pay some more
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman

Now my advice for those who die
Declare the pennies on your eyes
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman
And you're working for no one but me.
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Re: Pony up Md., pay for your rain
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2013, 09:16:42 AM »
Quote from: Gina on April 11, 2013, 08:36:12 AM
I heard about this, they are really reaching now.  What happens when they have taxed everything?


As the Beatles said 'beware the pennies on your eyes".
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