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Offline debk

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Re: Hi ya'll
« Reply #25 on: September 26, 2010, 01:32:22 PM »
Tennessee has a football team?  Wait, where's Tennessee again?  (Sometimes denial is the best recourse.)

As a kid, we had a friendly rivalry with a neighbor from TN.  Every Christmas he would decorate his house in that garish UT color.  Of course, for honor's sake, Daddy would completely cover ours with lights in that lovely shade known as Wildcat Blue (think Clark Griswold's house).  Even going so far as to spell out 'UK' on the roof.

Sometimes I think our conspicuous energy consumption was the cause of Carter's sweater-wearing "Fireside Chats". 

Seriously, thanks all for the kind welcome.

Orange is a difficult ( :uhsure: ) color to work with.  :-)

And we did win yesterday. Probably for the last time this season.  :bawl:
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Re: Hi ya'll
« Reply #26 on: September 26, 2010, 02:00:47 PM »

And we did win yesterday..

Yeah, well, we did too.  Against Florida.  We, uh, won and stuff.  Yeah, that's the ticket.  We won.  By, like, a hundred.

*Jedi hand wave* Pay no attention to ESPN.
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Re: Hi ya'll
« Reply #27 on: September 26, 2010, 02:12:47 PM »
Bitchslap for being a suck up. I spent alot of time in Kentucky. Just so you know, I have to wait the full hour to give you another bitchslap.

Oh...welcome.

I've been bitchslapped!  You love me!  You really love me!

I'd like to thank everyone at the Academy, my out-of-work alcoholic father ("Smoke up, Jonhny!") for teaching me what a true bitchslap is all about, and you, fellow Spelunkers, for your confidence in me.

Thank you!  Thank you all!


Now, what the hell is a bitchslap?  Edumacate the noob, please.


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Re: Hi ya'll
« Reply #28 on: September 26, 2010, 02:30:18 PM »
I've been bitchslapped!  You love me!  You really love me!

I'd like to thank everyone at the Academy, my out-of-work alcoholic father ("Smoke up, Jonhny!") for teaching me what a true bitchslap is all about, and you, fellow Spelunkers, for your confidence in me.

Thank you!  Thank you all!


Now, what the hell is a bitchslap?  Edumacate the noob, please.




Hi5 is if someone likes what you posted.

Bitchslap is if they didn't like what you posted, someone wants to give you a hard time....and sometimes just because they can. Not to be taken too personally. If someone is really ticked at you or what you have said...they will usually say so. Not too many shy people around here.  :uhsure:
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Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

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Re: Hi ya'll
« Reply #29 on: September 26, 2010, 10:46:25 PM »
^ And to learn more about that, you can check out the Fight Club on the main forums. :)

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Re: Hi ya'll
« Reply #30 on: September 27, 2010, 08:53:18 AM »
Hi5 is if someone likes what you posted.

Bitchslap is if they didn't like what you posted, someone wants to give you a hard time....and sometimes just because they can. Not to be taken too personally. If someone is really ticked at you or what you have said...they will usually say so. Not too many shy people around here.  :uhsure:

And sometimes Thor likes to dish bitchslaps out by the dozen. Why? Well, because he can.  :rotf:

None of that "wait one hour before karma" bullshit for that guy!  :lmao:
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Re: Hi ya'll
« Reply #31 on: September 27, 2010, 11:14:45 PM »
And sometimes Thor likes to dish bitchslaps out by the dozen. Why? Well, because he can.  :rotf:

None of that "wait one hour before karma" bullshit for that guy!  :lmao:

Thor's just a bitch sometimes. Bitchslaps for everyone on the thread.
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Re: Hi ya'll
« Reply #32 on: September 28, 2010, 04:00:07 AM »
Thor's just a bitch sometimes. Bitchslaps for everyone on the thread.

Bitchin' about Bitches. That's a bitchslap.

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Re: Hi ya'll
« Reply #33 on: October 17, 2010, 06:43:26 PM »
Y'all postin' in a troll thread.