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Offline Tess

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Re: Tess, welcome!
« Reply #125 on: January 16, 2009, 10:50:17 AM »
Quote from: BadCat on January 16, 2009, 08:39:45 AM
How often do you have eyes between your knees?

more often then you would suspect.... :-*
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Re: Tess, welcome!
« Reply #126 on: January 16, 2009, 11:55:00 AM »
Quote from: Tess on January 16, 2009, 10:50:17 AM
more often then you would suspect.... :-*
So you're saying the hubby has caulifower ears? :-)
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Re: Tess, welcome!
« Reply #127 on: January 16, 2009, 12:53:59 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on January 16, 2009, 12:48:35 PM
Either that, or some lucky guy goes through lots of pairs of eyeglasses.
I wonder if he even needs to shave anymore!
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Re: Tess, welcome!
« Reply #128 on: January 16, 2009, 02:58:11 PM »
Quote from: Tess on January 15, 2009, 08:08:52 PM
Between my eyes and my knees I'd be all over that one!   ::)

OK, taken out of context, this is the hottest post of the thread.  :evillaugh:
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Re: Tess, welcome!
« Reply #129 on: January 16, 2009, 03:07:27 PM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on January 16, 2009, 11:55:00 AM
So you're saying the hubby has caulifower ears? :-)

 :uhsure:

Huh Wha?  I dunno...what you talkin' 'bout??

 :-)
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Re: Tess, welcome!
« Reply #130 on: January 19, 2009, 03:16:54 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on January 19, 2009, 03:13:36 PM
Well Tess, I would hate for your welcome thread to die after only 10 pages.

So I will pose a question to you we have asked of the other ladies....

On a man, do you prefer his "curly" hairs (below the waist, above the knees), to be:

1. Wild and loose
2. Neatly trimmed
3. Missing

For the record, BEG has refused to answer this question.

You get a H5 just for keeping me alive!   :lmao:

As for the question...Hmmm....

I think it would depend on the "act" being performed.   :o
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Re: Tess, welcome!
« Reply #131 on: January 19, 2009, 03:35:55 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on January 19, 2009, 03:28:24 PM
Some of us guys were wondering.
We like to be "nice" for our ladies.

Let's just say that if you want HER to do more then less is better.

At least for me... :uhsure:
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Re: Tess, welcome!
« Reply #132 on: January 19, 2009, 03:38:21 PM »
Quote from: Tess on January 19, 2009, 03:35:55 PM
Let's just say that if you want HER to do more then less is better.

At least for me... :uhsure:

Just for you BadCat, I agree with Tess on the matter. 
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Re: Tess, welcome!
« Reply #133 on: January 19, 2009, 04:17:37 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on January 19, 2009, 04:04:28 PM
Thank you ladies.
It is good to know I haven't been wasting that extra time in the shower.

Why did I know that you would say that.  I didn't even suspect it, I KNEW it. 
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Re: Tess, welcome!
« Reply #134 on: January 19, 2009, 04:43:50 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on January 19, 2009, 04:04:28 PM
Thank you ladies.
It is good to know I haven't been wasting that extra time in the shower.

oh my.

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Re: Tess, welcome!
« Reply #135 on: January 19, 2009, 05:19:23 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on January 19, 2009, 03:13:36 PM
Well Tess, I would hate for your welcome thread to die after only 10 pages.

So I will pose a question to you we have asked of the other ladies....

On a man, do you prefer his "curly" hairs (below the waist, above the knees), to be:

1. Wild and loose
2. Neatly trimmed
3. Missing

For the record, BEG has refused to answer this question.

When did you ask?  :-) And for the record, a well groomed garden makes the trees bigger if you know what I mean.  :uhsure: :innocent:
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Re: Tess, welcome!
« Reply #136 on: January 19, 2009, 07:51:16 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on January 19, 2009, 04:04:28 PM
Thank you ladies.
It is good to know I haven't been wasting that extra time in the shower.

with the flatiron?  :naughty:
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Re: Tess, welcome!
« Reply #137 on: January 19, 2009, 08:19:04 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on January 19, 2009, 06:23:02 PM
I think you were on travel when the topic came up.
Aw man!

Well, you have me on the record now. Well tended gardens are more fun to frolic in.
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