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The Bar => Introductions & Subsequent Welcomes => Topic started by: Thor on March 04, 2011, 03:00:23 PM
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He's a friend from USMILNET and a war veteran.
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Welcome. :cheersmate:
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Oh yeah. I'm s'posed to introduce myself, aren't I. :thatsright:
Howdy. I made the bounce from :censored:.com to usmilnet [with some stops in between for 4pak's forum and some others I've forgotten at this point], and finally landed here in the cave.
Like Thor said, I'm a combat vet. Served in Iraq from '07 - '08. Left the Army National Guard last year after 8 years.
Primary MOS was 31B20 Military Police, secondary of 35L20 Avionics Commo Equipment Repair.
So yeah. That's me. :cheersmate:
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Welcome! Thanks for your service.
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A warm Welcome to you! :popcorn:
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Howdy from Texas, MP!
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Welcome!
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Welcome to CC, good to have you here. :cheersmate:
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I have personally met and spent a few days with MP.
Truly a very awesome person!!!!
Good to see you, my friend. I keep up with you on FB, but I rarely post or respond to stuff.
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I have personally met and spent a few days with MP.
Truly a very awesome person!!!!
Good to see you, my friend. I keep up with you on FB, but I rarely post or respond to stuff.
:heart:
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Pineapple.
That is all.
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Oh Jesus, they'll let ANYONE in this place!
:rotf:
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Hi MP_Sarge. :cheersmate: God hates bunnies! Bunnies are nature's freaks!
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Welcome, sir.
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Howdy MP ! Come on in, the water's fine... :cheersmate:
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Oh yeah. I'm s'posed to introduce myself, aren't I. :thatsright:
Howdy. I made the bounce from :censored:.com to usmilnet [with some stops in between for 4pak's forum and some others I've forgotten at this point], and finally landed here in the cave.
Like Thor said, I'm a combat vet. Served in Iraq from '07 - '08. Left the Army National Guard last year after 8 years.
Primary MOS was 31B20 Military Police, secondary of 35L20 Avionics Commo Equipment Repair.
So yeah. That's me. :cheersmate:
Uh oh. Busted again!
(Go easy on the handcuffs, okay?)
:-)
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I guess that I should install the pineapple "smiley", huh??
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:popcorn:
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:pineapple:
and one for Eupher: :fos:
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Just don't ask me to explain it.
That was at least two TBIs ago.
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:pineapple:
and one for Eupher: :fos:
Jeezus, you gotta stop giving birth like that. You're gonna tear your placenta.
Is MP_Sarge who I think it is? A great gal who doesn't take no ****in' prisoners?
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and one for Eupher: :fos:
Aww. His widdle wegs don't reach the floor.
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Just don't ask me to explain it.
That was at least two TBIs ago.
WTF is a TBI?
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Aww. His widdle wegs don't reach the floor.
No, chris, you've got it wrong. Thor's taking a dump just for me. :whatever:
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Jeezus, you gotta stop giving birth like that. You're gonna tear your placenta.
Is MP_Sarge who I think it is? A great gal who doesn't take no ****in' prisoners?
So close.
This is awkward...
TBI = Traumatic Brain Injury.
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So close.
This is awkward...
TBI = Traumatic Brain Injury.
Hmmmm. The wheels are spinnin', but it ain't registerin'. Last I heard, you had some trouble with one of your female troops and she managed to throw you under the bus -- or nearly so.
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Good evening, Sarge. I'm Revolution. Thank you for your service, Sir!
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Yeah, that chick aged me a few years on that deployment.
I kept my stripes, but another good NCO lost his, over her "antics".
Rumor has it they quietly booted her ass from the Army, post-deployment.
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Welcome! :cheersmate:
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MP, I still chuckle when I remember back on the Nation of ****off.
Good times. :-)
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MP, I still chuckle when I remember back on the Nation of ****off.
Good times. :-)
Ahoy, matey....who stole the rum?!?! :censored:
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Ahoy, matey....who stole the rum?!?! :censored:
Well, we've only got a couple of Sailors, so almost by default we have to start with Thor. :cheersmate:
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Welcome, MP_Sarge. :cheersmate:
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(http://theworldaccordingtomax.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/toilet-bowl-brush.jpg)
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(http://theworldaccordingtomax.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/toilet-bowl-brush.jpg)
Damn. Outed again. :hammer:
Ya gotta pay me some serious **** bucks for me to start cleanin' shitters again. **** with me and I'll go AWOL on yer ass again. :bolt:
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I say we just use the DU. **** cleaning.
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Welcome MP_Sarge. It's good to have you here. :cheersmate:
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Hiya Sarge, welcome!
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Well, we've only got a couple of Sailors, so almost by default we have to start with Thor. :cheersmate:
There are more than just a "couple" of Sailors, Buckwheat ....
Thor
Sparky
wasp
Thundley
Zeitgeist
namvet
T-Monay
Crazy Horse
Velvet Elvis
Digger
AprilRazz
Doc Savage
Sully
and I forget who else at the moment. (please forgive me if I forgot anybody)
And, we have a few Coasties
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Very nice to have you here! :cheersmate:
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Ohh dammit........ I FORGOT that Gina was also a Sailor....... :thatsright:
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Ohh dammit........ I FORGOT that Gina was also a Sailor....... :thatsright:
You are so gonna get it now buddy.
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You are so gonna get it now buddy.
Did you LOOK at the TIME I posted who all were Sailors?!?!?!?!? I was half asleep. :tongue:
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Did you LOOK at the TIME I posted who all were Sailors?!?!?!?!? I was half asleep. :tongue:
I don't think it really matters. I really don't think it does. :-)
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I don't think it really matters. I really don't think it does. :-)
OK, buddy, I'm going to figure out a way to wake you up at 2:22 AM and see how well YOU think at that time of the morning!! :fuelfire: :tongue:
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OK, buddy, I'm going to figure out a way to wake you up at 2:22 AM and see how well YOU think at that time of the morning!! :fuelfire: :tongue:
Hey man, I got AF Officer blood in me. I sleep soundly and love a good gin and tonic. :whatever: I don't wake at that time of the AM.
I would probably be good at golf too, if I tried. It's in the blood. :-)
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There are more than just a "couple" of Sailors, Buckwheat ....
Thor
Sparky
wasp
Thundley
Zeitgeist
namvet
T-Monay
Crazy Horse
Velvet Elvis
Digger
AprilRazz
Doc Savage
Sully
and I forget who else at the moment. (please forgive me if I forgot anybody)
And, we have a few Coasties
Well, since you're the Membership Chairman around here, you know more about that stuff than I do, Alfalfa.
You gotta do somethin' about that cowlick of yours, bud. It's starting to turn gray now and Darla still thinks you're a dweeb. :rotf:
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Well, we've only got a couple of Sailors, so almost by default we have to start with Thor. :cheersmate:
That teetotaling little ****ing Sally? Ya right.
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Hey man, I got AF Officer blood in me. I sleep soundly and love a good gin and tonic. :whatever: I don't wake at that time of the AM.
I would probably be good at golf too, if I tried. It's in the blood. :-)
You could have just said officer and we would have known. AF officer? Shit, you're barely coherent in the daytime.
And 2:22 am, Thor? Hell, that's my peak hour, dude--short-form precrit followed by the old "latch and snatch".
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You could have just said officer and we would have known. AF officer? Shit, you're barely coherent in the daytime.
And 2:22 am, Thor? Hell, that's my peak hour, dude--short-form precrit followed by the old "latch and snatch".
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Actually, I do get up early. Was trained to by my Dad. Someone had to be his caddy. :-) For real.
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That teetotaling little ****ing Sally? Ya right.
I'm only a teetotaler by force, not by choice, little bubble head bitch. In my day, I could have drank you under the table several times over. And....... WTF is up with this "Sally" bullshit??
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And 2:22 am, Thor? Hell, that's my peak hour, dude--short-form precrit followed by the old "latch and snatch".
Not my problem that you work nights....... I remember the Recruiting duty days. I'd stroll in from the bar around 0200 or so only to have to get on the road by 0430 to run some tard to MEPS because he didn't want to spend the night in the hotel.
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Welcome Sarge. Long time no see.
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I've got your rum right here.
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Perfect timing.
I could use a drink right about now. :cheersmate:
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Welcome MP-Sarge!!! Unfortunately ,I am(was) not in any of the armed forces, though it has been an honor to be in the presence of an elite group of wonderful people.
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Perfect timing.
I could use a drink right about now. :cheersmate:
No problemo. And couldn't we all. In a few hours, I have to cram my 6'4" tall ass into a coach seat. I could use a few drinks for that...