THE PARABLE OF THE SHIT SANDWICH
Once upon a time, there was a clear-eyed, strong-hearted young man named Jack who lived in the wilderness. Jack was very hungry. Wherever Jack looked, he could not find nourishment, so he grew hungrier and hungrier.
One day, a man came to the wilderness and offered Jack a sandwich. He said it was a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. The sandwich didn't smell like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich- it smelled like shit. So Jack opened the sandwich and saw it was made with 51% crusty old shit, and 49% grape jelly. Jack refused to eat the shit sandwich.
The man asked, "Why do you refuse to eat this sandwich? Aren't you hungry?"
Jack said, "I am hungry, but I refuse to eat a shit sandwich."
The man replied, "Well, you had better eat it, because the only other man in this wilderness who has sandwiches is selling pure shit with no grape jelly, and you wouldn't want that!" He then took his finger and scraped off a little bit of shit, and told Jack, "Now it's 49% shit and 51% grape jelly, so it's not a shit sandwich anymore. It's a jelly sandwich, and you had better eat it, because the other guy's sandwich is much worse."
But Jack was not so easily fooled. He decided he'd rather be hungry than take the man's shit. He told the man to roll up his shit sandwich into a little ball and stick it up his ass, and Jack lived happier ever after.
The moral of the story is... do I really need to spell it out for you?