Okay. I have thought it over and you know what?
I REFUSE to be blamed for oral sex seeking Singing Sharks destroying the fabric of this great nation!
Singing Sharks asking for Oral Gratification are not my fault and I for one am tired of being made to feel like a sexist or a racist everytime I express my admiration for someones daring and Chutzpah by comparing them to a Singing Shark asking, nay, DEMANDING a BJ!
Proclaiming your self evident importance and taking glory in your status is just a goshdarn fundamental RIGHT in this country! What could be more AMERICAN than standing up on your own two feet (or flippers or hooves) and proclaiming to the world that you are special! You are an AMERICAN!! A PATRIOT! and Further more you DEMAND that your patriotic red white and blue flag pole get some attention in a special way!
Why the heck did we kill all those Phoenicians and Nazis if it WASN'T so that we could boldly stand and sing out in glorious joy that we ARE who we are and we DEMAND the right to have our Johnson Permawaxed? Why did we have the original Colonial Duma sign the Magna Carta if it wasn't to preserve the fundamental freedom to BE the SHARK and say unto the world, "Hey World! I'm a SHARK and dangnabbit, I want some oral gratification RIGHT now because I'm a SHARK!!!!"
When Dizzy Gillespie wrote Common Sense to try to get people to fight the Canadians to free the slaves, wasn't he just asking us ALL to remember that every now and then you have to BE the Shark?
When Knute Rockne beat Max Schmeling at table tennis in the 1912 Summer Olympics who among us didn't thrill when he stood up, became the Shark and gave the power fist to Hitler to show his solidarity with the cause of Women's Sufferage? When Martin Luthor King Jr. nailed his 95 Theses to the door of that bus where they tried to make Rosa Parks do something that had to do with some sign posted somewhere, what was he being if not the Shark? When Teddy Roosevelt charged up San Juan Hill with the guys from Easy Rider and kept the Spanish from getting the Atomic Bomb wasn't he just being the Shark?
When the very first Cave Man walked out of the Garden Of Eden after killing that snake with the apple and looked at the world for the first time since that Black Stone thingy gave him the ability to throw bones in the air do you think he said, "Gee maybe I better not celebrate who I am and demand my due because it could bring Stalin back as a Zombie to help Barack Obama turn us all into Death ray wielding Robot Zombies?"
HELL NO!
He celebrated his independence from the British by loudly proclaiming who he was and what he wanted!!!!
Well I for one will not sit here and listen to people willing to forget all those historical lessons BAD MOUTH AMERICA!!!
The 10th Amendment to the Preamble gives me the right to do whatever I want to do on the internet! It's called Freedom Of Choice Sir, and I will thank you to keep your USA out of my Intertubes.
Good DAY Sir.