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They are only allowing Hitlery, the BarackStar, and the Li'l Princess in this debate.  I am very sorry that they aren't letting kookspinach in, but it should still be worth some laughs, especially since BarackStar and the Obamese have made it personal by attacking Mr. Hillary.

Maybe blood will flow. :hyper:

drinking code word suggestions:   every time the princess says "corporate special interest", Barackstar says "hope" or "unite", or Hitlery  says "change".

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Moi?  Three socialists attacking each other onstage.

Not my idea of a hot night.
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if you guys can't get a little entertainment out of watching 3 liberals beat the shit out of each other, you just aren't trying hard enough. :-)

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True, but it's so much more fun when I get to beat on them myself. 

20-30 minutes of that, and it's like the stresses of the day just melt away.  Almost as good as beer.
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if you guys can't get a little entertainment out of watching 3 liberals beat the shit out of each other, you just aren't trying hard enough. :-)

I was talkin about the drinkin words
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True, but it's so much more fun when I get to beat on them myself. 

20-30 minutes of that, and it's like the stresses of the day just melt away.  Almost as good as beer.

it's like reading DU without having to click my mouse.

well, I usually give them 10 or 15 minutes.  if they become a love-in, I bail.  if they turn into a knife fight, I grab the doritos.  this one should be brutal. 

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if you guys can't get a little entertainment out of watching 3 liberals beat the shit out of each other, you just aren't trying hard enough. :-)

I was talkin about the drinkin words

oh.  I suppose no one will still be vertical by the time we get to the second commercial break. :couch:

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if you guys can't get a little entertainment out of watching 3 liberals beat the shit out of each other, you just aren't trying hard enough. :-)

I was talkin about the drinkin words

That's what I'm thinking.  We'll all be roated 10 mins in.
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So how does it feel to know that someone's kid in the heart of america has blood on their hands to defend your rights so you can maintain a lifestyle that insults his family's existence?

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oh, my.  the second hour will be "all conversational with no rules".  I am already about to give up.  and here I was hoping for a knife fight.  it looks like it will be a teenage girl sleep over. :thatsright: :censored:


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this thing is worthless without kookspinach, although CNN did sneak a gratuitous shot of the hildebeast's beastly backside a few seconds ago.

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oh, wait!  maybe I spoke too soon.  the barackstar is beating on former president bildo now.

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and now hitlery is shoving her spike heel into the barackstar's groin about complimenting reagan.


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What channel is this on?

EDIT:  nevermind.  I don't think I get Chicken Noodle News.
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IT'S A BRAWL!

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I knew this had the potential to be lethal.

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I knew this had the potential to be lethal.

HILLARY NAILS THE BARACJSTAR WITH THE SLUMLORD COMMENT!!

IT IS ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and wussy johnny edwards flashes his girlie parts when he finally gets a word in.



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barackstar is sounding very much like a bureaucrat right now.

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HEEY WRRETCH AARE YYYIOOU STILL VVVVERTICCALL
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HEEY WRRETCH AARE YYYIOOU STILL VVVVERTICCALL

I never started the drinking game, or I would be in freaking detox right now. :hyper: :-)

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HEEY WRRETCH AARE YYYIOOU STILL VVVVERTICCALL

I never started the drinking game, or I would be in freaking detox right now. :hyper: :-)

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Edwards lecutring Obamanation.  LOL.
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Bitch speaking Socialism
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