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Title: Aggravating my MAGA sister in law sister (TEB)
Post by: Texacon on September 14, 2018, 09:36:43 AM
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211131601


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Aggravating my MAGA sister in law sister

Stopped at store on my way home and ran into. My sister in laws sister now here is a woman who told me that trump will clean up all the bums on welfare. Even though her one daughter has had three children on Pennsylvania welfare system, and is in no hurry to go to work. I guess she meant all the blacks and Hispanics that are on welfare. So this morning she stopped me at the deli I heard my name. And I’m like shit it’s her. So she goes I need that chili recipe the chili you gave my sister and your brother was awesome.

Now my brother doesn’t know how to cook but I said I cannot give out the recipe it was my grandmothers. And the woman my grandma made chili but I just made the recipe story up. I just go by taste and add what I think. So this morning I said I was sworn to promise that I’d never give out grandmas chili recipe I just made it up I was never made to promise. So I said my grandmother made me promise. And I told her this and her husband in the store ,Grandma made me promise.

1- never marry a whore

2- never vote republican

3- don’t give out the family chili recipe.

I said I gotta go have good day ,And I headed to the checkout lane.


I honestly think think guy is mentally challenged or a SERIOUS alcoholic.

KC
Title: Re: Aggravating my MAGA sister in law sister (TEB)
Post by: Maverick1987 on September 14, 2018, 09:44:07 AM
Well, TEB, as Mr. Loaf says...

Two out of three ain’t bad

  :-)
Title: Re: Aggravating my MAGA sister in law sister (TEB)
Post by: SVPete on September 14, 2018, 09:54:42 AM
Did that post have a


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Title: Re: Aggravating my MAGA sister in law sister (TEB)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 14, 2018, 11:34:06 AM
Right on the top of his head. :whistling:
Title: Re: Aggravating my MAGA sister in law sister (TEB)
Post by: SVPete on September 14, 2018, 11:44:10 AM
TEB forgot to mention that SIL retorted, "Grandma told me she uses Hormel." :rimshot:
Title: Re: Aggravating my MAGA sister in law sister (TEB)
Post by: landofconfusion80 on September 14, 2018, 03:38:20 PM
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211131601



I honestly think think guy is mentally challenged or a SERIOUS alcoholic.

KC
Can't it be both?
Title: Re: Aggravating my MAGA sister in law sister (TEB)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 15, 2018, 10:37:25 AM
Can't it be both?

The latter could easily lead to the former.
Title: Re: Aggravating my MAGA sister in law sister (TEB)
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on September 15, 2018, 07:52:03 PM
>Two out of three ain’t bad

TEB was conceived while the dashboard lights were out.  Blind Faith may have been on the AM at the time but it did not help. 
Title: Re: Aggravating my MAGA sister in law sister (TEB)
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on September 17, 2018, 09:04:30 AM
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My sister in laws sister
Your wife?
Title: Re: Aggravating my MAGA sister in law sister (TEB)
Post by: Texacon on September 17, 2018, 01:44:31 PM
Your wife?


^5!  Well done.

KC