Hey frank...isn't this DUmmy the pie faced, rotund American Indian who makes most of his $$ selling junk at flea markets?
No, sir, this is the late-20s primitive who works in the receiving department of a Target somewhere out west, Oregon or Washington or Idaho. The child of one of these hippie pairings, spent much time in a hippie commune when young. Learned all the standard and usual druid and dragon crap.
The "Mythsaje" primitive however has two things going for him. Number one, he's gainfully employed. Number two, even though bitterly divorced from his wife (he shacks up with some wanton woman now), since there are two young sons involved, he and the ex-wife keep their differences away from the sons; they even jointly buy the Christmas presents for the kids.
So those are two +s for the "Mythsaje" primitive.
Of course, the big - is that, at the moment, he's making a monumental ass of himself.