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Offline franksolich

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snake oil salesman invades Skins's island
« on: June 30, 2009, 06:45:00 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=218x4487

At least scottyboy went to the right forum, the drug forum.

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flyboyscotty68 (40 posts)      Tue Jun-30-09 01:24 AM
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I can't believe everyone wants the front seat on the train to hell

I can't believe all the people that are competing for the front seat on the train to hell.

Let me explain; I have told both this board and my local sheriff, that I can cure 1000's of people and ease the suffering of millions. Instead of allowing me to even try. He raided my business and is now trying to put me on probation for 4 years for even trying to help the sick.

I have been trying for the last year to open my business, Medical Marijuana Compassionate Caregivers Club; M2C3 for short.

I have told everyone , the biggest part of my business would be Oral Canibinol.

Curring various things such as cancer,diabetes, tumors, ulcers, legions, scars, and even possibly such things like Parkinson's, coma, lepersy.

There is already cases of people CURED of cancer, leukemia, diabetes, ulcers, hemorrhoids, scars,irate able bowl syndrome,and the list goes on. Hundreds of different things have already been proven to be able to be treated with Canibinol.

Yet when I tried to open a business to help the sick I got raided and thrown in jail.

I cannot see how these people expect to even stand in the line to get into heaven.

They are going to get to skip the line and be seated in the front seat of the train to hell. And it seems like they don't even care.

I tell them I am going to help the sick, heal the wounded. Essentially; DO GODS WORK. These people act like they are in a race to see who can get into the front seat of the train to hell. They act like they don't care at all about their soul.

I am not going to give up the fight! Not ever! I am going to try to re-open my business as soon as I can get a supply.

I am going to do god's work no matter what these assholes; that are racing for the front seat on the hell train,say.

I am afraid to go to jail,,,BUT, I am more afraid of going to HELL.

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mike_c  (1000+ posts)        Tue Jun-30-09 01:41 AM
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1. dude....

I'm really not sure where to begin. Best of luck to you.

Hmmm.  One wonders what the mike_c primitive is doing in the drug forum; isn't he a little old to be doing recreational drugs, something most people outgrow by their mid-20s?

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Skink (1000+ posts)      Tue Jun-30-09 02:43 AM
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2. This is why I stroll to the answers before reading sometimes.

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corpseratemedia  (405 posts)      Tue Jun-30-09 02:46 AM
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3. no no

they want to be on the highway to hell

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ZombieHorde  (1000+ posts)      Tue Jun-30-09 04:35 AM
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5. I don't think marijuana really cures anything, I believe it helps with symptoms.

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geckosfeet  (1000+ posts)      Tue Jun-30-09 06:15 AM
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6. In your spare time you may want to brush up on the use of the english language.

Couldn't hurt.
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Re: snake oil salesman invades Skins's island
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2009, 07:13:16 AM »
It doesn't cure anything.....you just don't give a damn that you got it.
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Re: snake oil salesman invades Skins's island
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2009, 08:23:38 AM »
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I have told both this board and my local sheriff,..... been trying for the last year to open my business, Medical Marijuana Compassionate Caregivers Club

Anytime you tell yourself "No one could possibly be that stupid," just row over to Skin's island.

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