Cali, in that entire pack of lies, what I find most difficult to believe is your claim to have a son.
Cali, you are a withered old hag...Two years ago you still were a withered old hag.
How you could possibly get pregers is beyond me.
Look, Cali come out and be honest. This is NOT your son, but a beloved earwig you've raised as a son for two years. Its a bug. If you love it, let it go.