Author Topic: Pamela wants to slap medical professionals (caution: TMI)  (Read 733 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline franksolich

  • Scourge of the Primitives
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 58696
  • Reputation: +3070/-173
Pamela wants to slap medical professionals (caution: TMI)
« on: January 01, 2013, 07:03:18 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1147566

Oh my.

This is an oldie, but it just got re-lit.

Quote
demtenjeep (21,724 posts)   Thu Jun 21, 2012, 12:03 PM

Really??? Medical people sometimes make me want to slap them

I have Crohn's Disease. That is why I have all kinds of tests.

This morning, I had a small bowel follow-through to see if I have a fistula or fissure or what ever.
 
So, I have to drink 4 glasses of barium crap

They do a 2 hour procedure ugg and cause quite a bit of pain

After it is over, the x-ray tech says Barium causes constipation so we are going to give you a laxative...really on a crohn's patient..
 
I politely declined and BARELY made it home before the barium was out of my body. Jeesh

Quote
Warpy (66,300 posts)    Thu Jun 21, 2012, 12:16 PM

1. Yeah, most people need the laxative or they end up in surgery with a blocked, necrotic bowel. That doesn't apply to Crohn's patients in active flares, for them we usually made it optional. Most wisely declined. A few wanted the insurance.
 
There was a method to their madness. Barium turns to stone if you don't get rid of it within a day or two.

Quote
demtenjeep (21,724 posts)    Thu Jun 21, 2012, 12:24 PM

2. trust me, it is almost already gone

it was nasty!!!

Quote
hedgehog (29,287 posts)    Thu Jun 21, 2012, 01:10 PM

3. An illustration once again of why patients have to take responsibility to be their own advocates!

Who knows our conditions better than ourselves?

Quote
Lindakimy (17 posts)    Wed Dec 5, 2012, 09:47 PM

4. It is amazing

I have Crohn's too. HOW can it be that medical people are so uninformed? How many doctors for how many years told me it was all in my head? What about the one who told me I obviously had gonorrhea? No question...I had to insist on a test. I didn't have that. But he still didn't bother to test for what I did have.
 
And now they still don't get it. They don't understand that I go all the time. They don't seem to have any idea. It makes you wonder about your care, doesn't it?
 
I remember my first colonoscopy...I was in hospital at the time. They did 13 - THIRTEEN - enemas the night before. I, personally, think that was cruel and unusual.

Quote
CraftyGal (687 posts)    Tue Dec 18, 2012, 05:21 PM

5. I understand...

I was in the hospital for diareha (so?) and the nurse came in with this laxative to drink. I hadn't had anything to eat in 24 best and I was still having the runs. I flare out refused that he contacted the specialist who sided with me. I was told after the colonoscpopy that I had a very clear colon.

<<<has a very clear intestine because dines upon fiber and roughage.

It's absurdly easy, what it takes to avoid excited bowels.
apres moi, le deluge

Offline formerlurker

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9692
  • Reputation: +801/-833
Re: Pamela wants to slap medical professionals (caution: TMI)
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2013, 07:11:32 PM »
Pammy will be thrilled her thread on the disease she is on chemo for is back in the spotlight.  Although I did question her statement in her need turkey recipes thread that she is going to try turkey enchiladas.

That can't be good for her delicate digestive system can it?

Offline AprilRazz

  • I love my...
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2705
  • Reputation: +202/-16
Re: Pamela wants to slap medical professionals (caution: TMI)
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2013, 06:06:48 AM »
Pammy will be thrilled her thread on the disease she is on chemo for is back in the spotlight.  Although I did question her statement in her need turkey recipes thread that she is going to try turkey enchiladas.

That can't be good for her delicate digestive system can it?
Neither are the tomatoes that she was raving about eating a few months back.
Proud Navy Wife and Veteran

"How a politician stands on the Second Amendment tells you how he or she views you as an individual... as a trustworthy and productive citizen, or as part of an unruly crowd that needs to be lorded over, controlled, supervised, and taken care of." Suzanna Hupp


racist – A statement of surrender during an argument. When two people or disputants are engaged in an acrimonious debate, the side that first says “Racist!” has conceded defeat. Synonymous with saying “Resign” during a chess game, or “Uncle” during a schoolyard fight. Ori

Offline vesta111

  • In Memoriam
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9712
  • Reputation: +493/-1154
Re: Pamela wants to slap medical professionals (caution: TMI)
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2013, 07:20:51 AM »
Neither are the tomatoes that she was raving about eating a few months back.

Could be why tomatoes were considered a poison way back when.

Actually the people with internal problems seldom come from any where else but the  so called civilizalised country's. 

Those that eat hot peppers for some reason have no idea what a stomach ulcer is.  South and Central American Doctors have perhaps one person a year with Gall bladder disease, usually a tourest. 

Asia, the hot peppers get the body to produce its own Peptides and few buy Tums.     

Diet, all in the diet unless someone is allergic to a food.   

Offline Karin

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17547
  • Reputation: +1630/-80
Re: Pamela wants to slap medical professionals (caution: TMI)
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2013, 07:24:37 AM »
She's going to try turkey enchiladas?   :panic:  Don't tell NHSParky!!

Offline Zathras

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3403
  • Reputation: +455/-71
  • This is the way.
Re: Pamela wants to slap medical professionals (caution: TMI)
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2013, 07:29:07 AM »
Pammy will be thrilled her thread on the disease she is on chemo for is back in the spotlight.  Although I did question her statement in her need turkey recipes thread that she is going to try turkey enchiladas.

That can't be good for her delicate digestive system can it?

I say anything that can make a DUmbasses life as miserable as possible is a good thing. So Pam, if you're reading this, enjoy those enchiladas.  :-)
Solve a man's problem with violence and help him for a day. Teach a man how to solve his problems with violence, help him for a lifetime - Belkar Bitterleaf

If racist dog whistles are meant to be only heard by racists, then it is quite interesting how progressives seem to be the only people who can hear them. - Leonydus Johnson

What makes a good soldier? The ability to fire 3 rounds a minute in any weather. - Major Richard Sharpe

Offline Gina

  • Tinker Twat
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 13088
  • Reputation: +830/-102
  • Short Bus bound!
Re: Pamela wants to slap medical professionals (caution: TMI)
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2013, 07:36:29 AM »
Nothing like having a guy named Warpy comment on fissures in the ass.  :panic:






"An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer." Phillip of Macedonia, father to Alexander.

Offline diesel driver

  • Creepy Ass Cracker and Smart-Ass White Boy!
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9126
  • Reputation: +605/-55
  • Enhancing My Carbon Footprint!
Re: Pamela wants to slap medical professionals (caution: TMI)
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2013, 07:38:19 AM »
Could be why tomatoes were considered a poison way back when.

Actually the people with internal problems seldom come from any where else but the  so called civilizalised country's. 

Those that eat hot peppers for some reason have no idea what a stomach ulcer is.  South and Central American Doctors have perhaps one person a year with Gall bladder disease, usually a tourest. 

Asia, the hot peppers get the body to produce its own Peptides and few buy Tums.     

Diet, all in the diet unless someone is allergic to a food.   

Well, we ALL know DUmmies are the most civilized people in the world universe.

Just ask them.
Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

"A dead enemy is a peaceful enemy.  Blessed be the peacemakers". - U.S. Marine Corp

You can't fix stupid, but you can vote it out of office.

Offline franksolich

  • Scourge of the Primitives
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 58696
  • Reputation: +3070/-173
Re: Pamela wants to slap medical professionals (caution: TMI)
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2013, 07:49:53 AM »
Nothing like having a guy named Warpy comment on fissures in the ass.  :panic:

The warped primitive's a femme although with a face like Hindenburg's.

Really.

Once a registered nurse, she's banned from nursing for life now.
apres moi, le deluge

Offline Gina

  • Tinker Twat
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 13088
  • Reputation: +830/-102
  • Short Bus bound!
Re: Pamela wants to slap medical professionals (caution: TMI)
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2013, 07:53:46 AM »
The warped primitive's a femme although with a face like Hindenburg's.

Really.

Once a registered nurse, she's banned from nursing for life now.

Well it only seems fitting that the name be changed to Warty when dealing with Pammy's asshole.  :popcorn:






"An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer." Phillip of Macedonia, father to Alexander.

Offline NHSparky

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24431
  • Reputation: +1278/-617
  • Where are you going? I was gonna make espresso!
Re: Pamela wants to slap medical professionals (caution: TMI)
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2013, 07:59:37 AM »
She's going to try turkey enchiladas?   :panic:  Don't tell NHSParky!!

**** it--can't be any worse than the shit they claim as "Mexican food" in New England.
“Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him better take a closer look at the American Indian.”  -Henry Ford

Offline zeitgeist

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6195
  • Reputation: +391/-44
Re: Pamela wants to slap medical professionals (caution: TMI)
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2013, 12:10:21 PM »
**** it--can't be any worse than the shit they claim as"Mexican food" in New England  .

Back on your shovel you jack booted food Nazi.  :snowblower: (but there is no denying "Mexican food" in New England is pretty bleak but adding more chili peppers does nothing to make a bad dish better)

BTW I ran across an old friend lately who said he had burned out his throat / stomach with too much 'hot' food.  Purely anecdotal I realize but a word to the wise should be sufficient.   He was a hot pepper, nothing bothers me guy BTW.   :fuelfire:  Don't know if he ever had one of these things:  Trinidad Moruga Scorpion
< watch this space for coming distractions >

Offline GOBUCKS

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24186
  • Reputation: +1812/-338
  • All in all, not bad, not bad at all
Re: Pamela wants to slap medical professionals (caution: TMI)
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2013, 01:27:36 PM »
I say anything that can make a DUmbasses life as miserable as possible is a good thing. So Pam, if you're reading this, enjoy those enchiladas.

And a big tray of sushi from the gas station.

Offline wasp69

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 7566
  • Reputation: +900/-520
  • Hillbilly Yeti
Re: Pamela wants to slap medical professionals (caution: TMI)
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2013, 03:35:56 PM »
Quote
demtenjeep (21,724 posts)   Thu Jun 21, 2012, 12:03 PM

Really??? Medical people sometimes make me want to slap them

Eh, blow it out your ass, DUmmie bitch.
"We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and then bid the geldings to be fruitful."

C.S. Lewis

A community may possess all the necessary moral qualifications, in so high a degree, as to be capable of self-government under the most adverse circumstances; while, on the other hand, another may be so sunk in ignorance and vice, as to be incapable of forming a conception of liberty, or of living, even when most favored by circumstances, under any other than an absolute and despotic government.

John C Calhoun, "Disquisition on Government", 1840