99+ weeks of unemployment benefits. Lots of time to ponder meaningless shit no one else cares about.
Actually what I think happens is one of them learns something THEN tries to figure out a way to show the other monkeys in the zoo just how intellectual they are.
I mean it wouldn't be any fun if you posted;
"Hey! I just learned that Andrew Jackson was the person behind the Trail of Tears. I never knew that."
Because then the DUmmies are all going to jump on board and tell you what a DUmbass you are for not knowing everything that has ever happened at any time and show you how smart THEY are.
No, you have to find a way to work new information into some kind of outrage then pretend like you knew it all along.
KC