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Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
« Reply #50 on: March 15, 2012, 12:14:53 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on March 15, 2012, 12:06:41 PM
We actually have a mercury 1 too, it's just a pain in the butt sticking it and the electronic ones in your mouth for a few minutes, whereas the 1 I bought you just put the thing on your forehead or in your ear and 2 seconds later it beeps and tells you your temp.

We use one of those on The Heiress.  Stick it into her ear, press a button, and poof!  In three seconds, we know her temperature.
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Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
« Reply #51 on: March 15, 2012, 12:15:34 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on March 15, 2012, 12:06:41 PM
2 seconds later it beeps and tells you your temp.
nadin would get into an argument with it.
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Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
« Reply #52 on: March 15, 2012, 12:22:10 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on March 15, 2012, 12:15:34 PM
nadin would get into an argument with it.

Nads speaks Fahrenheit but not as a native . . .
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Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
« Reply #53 on: March 15, 2012, 12:37:12 PM »
Quote from: njpines on March 15, 2012, 12:22:10 PM
Nads speaks Fahrenheit but not as a native . . .

 :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

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Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
« Reply #54 on: March 15, 2012, 12:49:28 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on March 15, 2012, 11:57:41 AM
Yes, can we talk about Nads temperature instead?

I bought 1 of those cool electronic thermometers, we had the electronic ones you stick in your mouth but it still takes a long time, so I was pricing a few of the upright electronic ones you use on the forehead or stick in your ear but they were so darn expensive, but when I was at Aldi's they had 1 for $14.99 and it's totally cool, it takes like 2 seconds to take your temp and you can take it on your forehead or ear so as to not disturb the person who's sick by sticking the regular thermometer in the mouth for 2, 3, 4 minutes, and the thing talks to you and tells you what your temp is.

you could do it rectally, that is always an option  :naughty:
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Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
« Reply #55 on: March 15, 2012, 12:50:25 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on March 15, 2012, 12:15:34 PM
nadin would get into an argument with it.

:lmao:

Quote from: njpines on March 15, 2012, 12:22:10 PM
Nads speaks Fahrenheit but not as a native . . .

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Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
« Reply #56 on: March 15, 2012, 12:51:39 PM »
Quote from: Gina on March 15, 2012, 12:49:28 PM
you could do it rectally, that is always an option  :naughty:

Umm, No! :p
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Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
« Reply #57 on: March 15, 2012, 01:14:51 PM »
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wilt the stilt
1. he's the fat guy

who couldn't get a date. that is his issue.

The DUchebags sure do love projection.
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Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
« Reply #58 on: March 15, 2012, 01:21:52 PM »
Quote from: jukin on March 15, 2012, 01:14:51 PM
The DUchebags sure do love projection.
Yes, they make excellent projectors.
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Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
« Reply #59 on: March 15, 2012, 02:20:57 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on March 15, 2012, 01:21:52 PM
Yes, they make excellent projectors.

I would like to make them projectiles
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Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
« Reply #60 on: March 15, 2012, 02:22:16 PM »
Quote from: Gina on March 15, 2012, 12:49:28 PM
you could do it rectally, that is always an option  :naughty:

Why am I not surprised that you would post this . . . :asssmack: :tongue:
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Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
« Reply #61 on: March 15, 2012, 02:24:23 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on March 15, 2012, 02:22:16 PM
Why am I not surprised that you would post this . . . :asssmack: :tongue:

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Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
« Reply #62 on: March 15, 2012, 02:32:20 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on March 15, 2012, 12:06:41 PM
We actually have a mercury 1 too, it's just a pain in the butt sticking it and the electronic ones in your mouth for a few minutes, whereas the 1 I bought you just put the thing on your forehead or in your ear and 2 seconds later it beeps and tells you your temp.
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I could never hear the beep of the one you stuck in your mouth so I got one for the ear which I can sort of hear.  I use the little cozies from the old oral on my water pic.  I'm not cheap I'm frugal.  The cozies for the ear can be used longer then the oral ones BTW

In the old days when a mercury thermometer broke it was a harrowing experience as I seem to recall  Seems like you might have got a dose of Vaseline but I really don't recall. And then there were those other places they wanted to stick them  :shame:
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Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
« Reply #63 on: March 15, 2012, 02:40:09 PM »
Quote from: Gina on March 15, 2012, 02:24:23 PM
:shucks:

Okay, I'll admit I was thinking the same thing. :o (As were probably a few of the responders . . . )
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Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
« Reply #64 on: March 15, 2012, 02:45:22 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on March 15, 2012, 02:40:09 PM
Okay, I'll admit I was thinking the same thing. :o (As were probably a few of the responders . . . )

come to the dark side ....................
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Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
« Reply #65 on: March 15, 2012, 03:34:19 PM »
Quote from: Gina on March 15, 2012, 02:45:22 PM
come to the dark side ....................

I'm already there, eating the cookies!  (Shouldn't it be "The Back Side?" :tongue: )
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"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

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Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
« Reply #66 on: March 15, 2012, 04:08:38 PM »
Quote from: Gina on March 15, 2012, 02:20:57 PM
I would like to make them projectiles

maybe we can get Mythbusters to use them on their show. They already took out a house with a cannon
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Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
« Reply #67 on: March 15, 2012, 05:30:40 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on March 15, 2012, 04:08:38 PM
maybe we can get Mythbusters to use them on their show. They already took out a house with a cannon

They could take the place of Buster in their experiments.
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Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
« Reply #68 on: March 15, 2012, 09:29:08 PM »
Quote from: Gina on March 15, 2012, 02:24:23 PM
:shucks:
My doctor was looking for his pen the other day. When he looked in his shirt pocket he saw his rectal thermometer in there.
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Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
« Reply #69 on: March 16, 2012, 06:53:44 AM »
Quote from: Airwolf on March 15, 2012, 04:08:38 PM
maybe we can get Mythbusters to use them on their show. They already took out a house with a cannon

for once they would be useful!
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Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
« Reply #70 on: March 16, 2012, 07:34:16 AM »
Quote from: Gina on March 16, 2012, 06:53:44 AM
for once they would be useful!
 

They would be more entertaining if they recreated actual myth conditions rather than going all namby pamby with safety.  I suggest they, and the entire crew, hammer down a couple cases before staging their events to make it more like real world conditions.  Hey, ratings would skyrocket rename it "The Darwin Awards, Live (for the Moment)"   :rotf:
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Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
« Reply #71 on: March 16, 2012, 11:24:56 AM »
Quote from: zeitgeist on March 16, 2012, 07:34:16 AM
 

They would be more entertaining if they recreated actual myth conditions rather than going all namby pamby with safety.  I suggest they, and the entire crew, hammer down a couple cases before staging their events to make it more like real world conditions.  Hey, ratings would skyrocket rename it "The Darwin Awards, Live (for the Moment)"
Agree! Mythbusters would be improved immensely if every stunt were preceded by someone saying, "Hold my beer and watch this".
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Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
« Reply #72 on: March 16, 2012, 11:33:39 AM »
Quote from: Gina on March 16, 2012, 06:53:44 AM
for once they would be useful!
Vladimir Lenin entreated his fellow good communists to make use of everything.
Suffice it to say, he beat us to it.
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