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Top 10 DUmmies of 2023
« on: November 04, 2023, 03:05:12 PM »
Nominations for the top ten primitives of 2023 will be accepted on this thread November 5 through November 30.  Nominations must include a one- or two-sentence (or even more) justification for the nomination.  Nominations that just rattle off a name, nothing else, will not be accepted.

Anyone is allowed to nominate; even nominations by primitives from Skins' island will be accepted.  There will be nine top DUmmies, but only one Top DUmmie.

Winners in ascending order will be announced beginning the afternoon of Christmas Eve, ending the afternoon of New Year's Eve with the announcement of the Top DUmmie.
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Re: Top 10 DUmmies of 2023
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2023, 09:37:33 PM »
I nominate UP. Do I really need to explain why?

And that overly verbose dentist guy too.

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Re: Top 10 DUmmies of 2023
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2023, 11:58:28 PM »
My nomination has to go to Matt Dubois, DUm'Rat MVD.

Anybody who can milk as much money out of the DUmp denizens as he has deserves recognition along side Pam, Omaha Steve (who's suppose to be dying soon, I hear) or the late and unlamented Andy the Scammer. The fact that he can keep going back to that well month after month and has yet to really get his hand slapped is just icing on his DOTY qualification cake.
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Re: Top 10 DUmmies of 2023
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2023, 08:08:49 AM »
I go for mvd the guy is a professional scammer and doesn’t quit even in the face of opposition  :-)
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Re: Top 10 DUmmies of 2023
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2023, 10:20:29 AM »
I nominate UP. Do I really need to explain why?

And that overly verbose dentist guy too.

PCIntern definitely has to be highly considered, especially since he pops in every day or so with a long and generally boring tale. Along with the daily diarrhea from Malaise which I find to be downright hilarious in the hideous hatred of that scrunt.

Additional shout-outs to our ol' pals Drunken Aunt Nance and Omaha Steve. They consistently provide us with humor. Rock-Head (Mineral Man) deserves mention as well. I'm certain there are others that have meritorious stupidity whom I'm overlooking.

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Re: Top 10 DUmmies of 2023
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2023, 06:17:01 PM »
Dang, couple of people already beat me to it.
I'm nominating MVD... based on his superior and advanced skill in extracting money from DUmmies.
The man has intercepted more DUmmie  democrat political contribution cash than lhan Omar.

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Re: Top 10 DUmmies of 2023
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2023, 07:15:44 AM »
Naturally I neglected one "primitive of prominence", that being Kentuck (aka Mr. Question mark). Most of his original posts are just a litany of stupid questions.
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Re: Top 10 DUmmies of 2023
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2023, 08:41:32 AM »
Omaha Steve

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Re: Top 10 DUmmies of 2023
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2023, 10:00:31 AM »
mvd, Omaha Steve, malaise, kentuck, PCIntern, all possible for top but there needs to be a few more for the 5-10 slots. so I'm nominating that fat truckdriver with the sad bouncies, "iamanamerican63" and that fat lawyer in Texas, "letmypeoplevote" - he has been on a posting frenzy as of late.

really glad to see these awards revived btw.

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Re: Top 10 DUmmies of 2023
« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2023, 11:04:22 AM »
I wonder what ever happened to teb the chocolate lab?
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Re: Top 10 DUmmies of 2023
« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2023, 12:00:29 PM »
Nominations accepted thus far:

iamanamerican63
kentuck
letmypeoplevote
Malaise
MVD
NanceGregg
Omaha Steve
PCIntern
UndergroundPanther
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Re: Top 10 DUmmies of 2023
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2023, 07:36:56 AM »
If allowed to toss another name in the mix, I would bring around the "Aviation Pro" primitive for being one of the most angry and foul DUmmies in the crop.
He's an interestingly foul-mouthed study subject.
A couple of recent posts include:

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Subject: The Arrogance of Motherf on Full Display
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Subject: To the Republicant lurkers....
...and f***ing trolls from NC, SC and GA. Lots of coastline ya got there buckos so quit being ****ing douchenozzles and go with the O because under a Lurch the F***ing StiffTM pResidency you'll be lucky if they find your bloated carcass after the next superstorm.

Quit f***ing around.
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Subject: I'm just an old guy who used to work in the IC (Intelligence Community) so I'd like to know
Why the f*** do Motherf***er's mouthpieces need to know the contents of the classified documents other than they are code word protected?

I'd really like to f***ing know.
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Subject: A neuroscientist explains why MAGA supporters refuse to accept Motherf***er's 91 felony charges
Left out a big one, because the f***ing morons gave Motherf***er money.




Nominations accepted thus far:

iamanamerican63
kentuck
letmypeoplevote
Malaise
MVD
NanceGregg
Omaha Steve
PCIntern
UndergroundPanther

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Re: Top 10 DUmmies of 2023
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2023, 03:51:46 PM »
KS Toronado.  They guy so smart he is single handedly converting vets at the hall.

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Re: Top 10 DUmmies of 2023
« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2023, 09:31:47 AM »
TEB changed his username to "Duncanpup" - he has been very quiet since his wife died, no updates on Boog or anything. Maybe I'd better check to see if he's alive:

https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/todd-bathavic_id_G864388438214557414

think so, and I did the same for my next nominee, dummy retired federal judge "Atticus" of Effingham, IL.

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Re: Top 10 DUmmies of 2023
« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2024, 09:15:48 AM »
Everyone beat me to it! :rofl:

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Re: Top 10 DUmmies of 2023
« Reply #15 on: January 01, 2024, 11:08:58 AM »
TEB changed his username to "Duncanpup" - he has been very quiet since his wife died, no updates on Boog or anything. Maybe I'd better check to see if he's alive:

https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/todd-bathavic_id_G864388438214557414

think so, and I did the same for my next nominee, dummy retired federal judge "Atticus" of Effingham, IL.

He changed his name but he’s still stupid  :lmao: :lmao:

I wonder if boog changed his name as well or if he now identifies as a poodle  :rotf:
Life is tough and it’s even tougher when you’re stupid

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I will give up my guns when the liberals give up their illegal aliens

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