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Title: Fleetwood Mac primitive tells a bouncy
Post by: USA4ME on February 03, 2009, 10:56:41 AM

Quote from:

Billy Burnett

My son lost his job 4 months ago. Now, unemployed, makes more money than you can shake a stick at.

How?

Blackjack. Seminole Hard Rock Casino.

Lives in Hollywood Fl. He was in a panic over the job loss. Smart youngster (mid 30's). Goes to the casino early every morning when no one is there. Plays one on one w/the dealer. Plays until he loses 1 hand then walks. Goes straight to the bank and deposits his winnings. Rinse repeat 1x to 4x per day.

Unemployed. He made $40,000 in January (right in line with his per month earnings winnings from the previous 3 months).

This is making his mother happy. It's freaking me out.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=4969968&mesg_id=4969968

This has got to be one of the top 5 worst bouncys to date.

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Title: Re: Fleetwood Mac primitive tells a bouncy
Post by: Traveshamockery on February 03, 2009, 11:08:02 AM

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He made $40,000 in January (right in line with his per month earnings winnings from the previous 3 months).

 :bs:

But how much did he lose?  You know gamblers - they only talk about what they win. 

Title: Re: Fleetwood Mac primitive tells a bouncy
Post by: Carl on February 03, 2009, 11:10:11 AM

I was in Atlantic city once playing Blackjack at 2:00 am.
Can`t guess on other places but it was far from empty and there is no chance of what he is posting being true.

"Plays until he loses a hand"...yeah riiiiiight skippy. :whatever:

Title: Re: Fleetwood Mac primitive tells a bouncy
Post by: Texacon on February 03, 2009, 11:54:41 AM

OMG!  Is this horrible 'O' economy going to force all of us to become .... professional gamblers?!

I sure hope not.  My wife would get pretty pissed ... what with all the hookers and stuff I would have to hang out with to keep up my rep.

LOL

KC

Title: Re: Fleetwood Mac primitive tells a bouncy
Post by: Karin on February 03, 2009, 12:27:54 PM

I'm sorry, but what's a "bouncy?"

Title: Re: Fleetwood Mac primitive tells a bouncy
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 03, 2009, 12:32:34 PM

....and I'll bet he ain't gonna pay any taxes on it either.....being a DUmmiecrat and all.

Title: Re: Fleetwood Mac primitive tells a bouncy
Post by: Chris on February 03, 2009, 12:32:39 PM

Quote from: Karin on February 03, 2009, 12:27:54 PM

I'm sorry, but what's a "bouncy?"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bouncy%20Ball%20tale

Title: Re: Fleetwood Mac primitive tells a bouncy
Post by: crockspot on February 03, 2009, 12:32:44 PM

I never did worse at a blackjack table than when I was playing one on one with a dealer. You lose, and you lose real fast.

Title: Re: Fleetwood Mac primitive tells a bouncy
Post by: Karin on February 03, 2009, 01:24:18 PM

Thanks, Chris for the informative answer!  You learn something new every day. 

Title: Re: Fleetwood Mac primitive tells a bouncy
Post by: Texacon on February 03, 2009, 01:49:45 PM

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Lives in Hollywood Fl. He was in a panic over the job loss. Smart youngster (mid 30's). Goes to the casino early every morning when no one is there. Plays one on one w/the dealer. Plays until he loses 1 hand then walks. Goes straight to the bank and deposits his winnings. Rinse repeat 1x to 4x per day.

The DUmmies are so lucky.  They get up to 4 early mornings every  single  day!  Wow.  As much as I like mornings I think I would get tired of them if I had four a day.

KC

Title: Re: Fleetwood Mac primitive tells a bouncy
Post by: PatriotGame on February 03, 2009, 03:13:26 PM

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Unemployed. He made $40,000 in January (right in line with his per month earnings winnings from the previous 3 months).

Of course being the Obamaite primitive hypocrite he is, I am quite sure he reports this imaginary income to the IRS and pays taxes accordingly.

Title: Re: Fleetwood Mac primitive tells a bouncy
Post by: thundley4 on February 03, 2009, 03:16:00 PM

I think by law that most casinos take out taxes or that the winnings are reported by them anyway.  That may not be true for Indian casinos though.

Title: Re: Fleetwood Mac primitive tells a bouncy
Post by: lars1701c on February 03, 2009, 03:24:40 PM

Quote from: thundley4 on February 03, 2009, 03:16:00 PM

I think by law that most casinos take out taxes or that the winnings are reported by them anyway.  That may not be true for Indian casinos though.

Well in AC they only report you to the IRS if you win over 9k or 10k. I have won far less and they never took anything out.