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Title: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 31, 2016, 02:37:07 PM
This is the inaugural version of the goofy crap that DUmp monkeys have sent this year.  Since I accept votes via a publicly displayed email address, the strangest people reach out & complain.  But that's just fine, makes me laugh.

During my brief term as an undercover troll/mole at DU, learned a few secrets.  Mr. Moskwa/Skinner/David Allen & team used to post their hate mail.  But, the amusing thing is he admitted they make them up.  Based on their perception & narrative on how conservatives are.

All of the spelling is verbatim.  For the "smartest collection of people on the internet", spell check must not work.  Enjoy and Happy New Year my dear friends!!!

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you are a goddammm chode juggler

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All of you f*ckwads need to join reallity and admit Hillary won.  In a landslide.

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F*ck you as*hole, the polls were right and Trump disssenfrancses the voting

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So happy that some other site monitors Democratic Underground.  Only have one vote, Masters nemesis. Thanks!

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HEY PATHETIC ASSHOLE!!! Your idealogy is crap

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Drumppht will never be allowed to take office

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Deer Mr. Kkklan member.  That orange f*ckwad is going to ruin our country.

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hope your kids and wife get gang raped on a daily basis.

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Hey racist redneck, Hillary will always be my President!!!

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Keith is right, you f*cks are the scum of the earth
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: Karin on December 31, 2016, 02:51:21 PM
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F*ck you as*hole, the polls were right and Trump disssenfrancses the voting
:rotf:

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But, the amusing thing is he admitted they make them up

Is that right?  That's pretty pathetic!  They haven't posted those in a while.  Sounds like too much work if they have to compose them.  Fake phony frauds.
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: DUmpDiver on December 31, 2016, 02:56:25 PM
Thanks for sharing.  Those are hilarious.
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: miskie on December 31, 2016, 03:01:49 PM
This is awesome ! I have no idea why I never thought to do this  :rofl: I think The Cave needs a hatemail bag
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: FunkyZero on December 31, 2016, 03:11:21 PM
FINALLY!
I've been waiting for these.
Are there more? Is this just a taste for us junkies?
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 31, 2016, 03:15:13 PM
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you are a goddammm chode juggler
:confused: :wtf2:

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All of you f*ckwads need to join reallity and admit Hillary won.  In a landslide.
How is crow tasting like?

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Deer Mr. Kkklan member.  That orange f*ckwad is going to ruin our country.
The KKK is a Democratic instituition.
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 31, 2016, 03:27:28 PM
FINALLY!
I've been waiting for these.
Are there more? Is this just a taste for us junkies?
There are some more, I was providing the lowlights.  Just like Walter White on Breaking Bad, giving you the taste of the good stuff.
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 31, 2016, 03:29:30 PM
This is awesome ! I have no idea why I never thought to do this  :rofl: I think The Cave needs a hatemail bag
No clue if you folks get those here. Since Trump actually won, their rampant anger must force them to rage at Ralphie & the Cave.
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: freedumb2003b on December 31, 2016, 04:44:35 PM
No clue if you folks get those here. Since Trump actually won, their rampant anger must force them to rage at Ralphie & the Cave.


As Trump wins more and more, we will get more and more material like this.
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: DUmpstruck on December 31, 2016, 05:13:29 PM
This needs to be a sub-forum or at least a sticky.

It is one thing to see the lunacy that the lower rung of the evolutionary ladder projects at the DUmp.
Somehow seeing it up close and directed towards those of us that would mostly like to help them end the misery in their lives, one way or another, just makes it soooooo much better.
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 31, 2016, 05:22:47 PM
Excuse me, but I juggle chodes. It is a fine profession and there is nothing wrong with it!

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All of you f*ckwads need to join reallity and admit Hillary won.  In a landslide.
Reality: understanding how elections and Eclectoral Colleges work. Trump won in a landslide.

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So happy that some other site monitors Democratic Underground.  Only have one vote, Masters nemesis. Thanks!
So. we know where one vote for DOTY came from. Footloose and Fancy Free voted for himself.

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Drumppht will never be allowed to take office
I must stop Christmas from Coming, but how?
recounts failed.
Electoral College begging failed
and now its New Years Eve...NOTHING will stop the Trump!
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: FunkyZero on December 31, 2016, 05:26:19 PM
Excuse me, but I juggle chodes. It is a fine profession and there is nothing wrong with it!
Reality: understanding how elections and Eclectoral Colleges work. Trump won in a landslide.
So. we know where one vote for DOTY came from. Footloose and Fancy Free voted for himself.
I must stop Christmas from Coming, but how?
recounts failed.
Electoral College begging failed
and now its New Years Eve...NOTHING will stop the Trump!

Oh how quickly you forget.
They are turning loose rollery derby women in the crown on Jan20, remember?
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 31, 2016, 05:36:18 PM
Lefty loosey?

No matter how loose these gals may be, they are still DUmmies and will not get lucky. 
Fat chicks on wheels...just another name for steam roller?
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: FlippyDoo on December 31, 2016, 06:08:58 PM
Well, bless their hearts. Looks like they need a fictional spirit-guide to send some healing white light (of the mental variety) their way...

Oops! It appears my white light generator is on the fritz. Oh well. I guess I'll just have to send them a picture of my hand.   ..|.
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 01, 2017, 09:41:56 AM
Ralphie, thanks so much!  It's so great to see them reduced to gibbering spitters by their impotent rage.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: diesel driver on January 01, 2017, 10:26:52 AM
Lefty loosey?

Fat chicks on wheels...just another name for steam roller?

You owe me a cup of coffee and a screen cleaning!   :lol:
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: FunkyZero on January 01, 2017, 11:26:31 AM
more mail bag!
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: freedumb2003b on January 01, 2017, 12:25:23 PM
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you are a goddammm chode juggler


You have GOT to add that to your sig line!
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: Undies on January 01, 2017, 12:40:36 PM
Yes, DUmbasses, Clinton "won" in a landslide of illegal votes, manufactured votes, intentional voting math errors, and unending duplicate votes.........but it wasn't enough in the right places to drag her vile stinking diseased ass across the finish line. 

President-elect Trump won!  And he will be YOUR president regardless of your petty silly protest.  He will discard the Obama "legacy", and proceed to Make America Great Again.  President Trump will have his selected cabinet.  President Trump will have his agenda.  And President Trump will pick two or three or four  Supreme Court Justices who will sail to confirmation.  They will be YOUR Supreme Court Justices for many many many years to come. 

Thank you, Little Goons, for your "fan mail" and for the multitudes of laughter at your pitiful expense.  Please keep it up!
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: jukin on January 01, 2017, 01:02:16 PM
If it will help the DUches, I will send a shining white schadenboner to them.

Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: Dblhaul on January 01, 2017, 07:58:58 PM
Thanks Ralph!

Share some more, it show the loving side of the DUmmies  :rotf:
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: Mr Mannn on January 01, 2017, 08:00:59 PM
If it will help the DUches, I will send a shining white schadenboner to them.
Can they stand the light of a shining, working class, white man schadenboner?
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: miskie on January 01, 2017, 10:49:41 PM
We now have an official hatemail address.

mailbag@conservativecave.com

The message and clickable link appears in the upper right under the search box, it alternates with the register option that has been up there for many years. Its out in the open, so anyone can use it.
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: miskie on January 01, 2017, 11:26:22 PM
New Subforum is created under MNS - I'm moving this thread there.

Scratch that - It's under The DUmpster . I forgot our lurking friends can't see MNS.
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: FunkyZero on January 02, 2017, 09:20:25 AM
We now have an official hatemail address.

mailbag@conservativecave.com

The message and clickable link appears in the upper right under the search box, it alternates with the register option that has been up there for many years. Its out in the open, so anyone can use it.

I love it! This could produce some highly entertaining content.
Let's hope it justifies a sub-forum!
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: FunkyZero on January 02, 2017, 09:21:20 AM
I love it! This could produce some highly entertaining content.
Let's hope it justifies a sub-forum!

ok doa... I just figured out I AM reading a subforum.
Bitchslap anticipated...
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: Skul on January 04, 2017, 04:40:38 PM
It's a sub, sub forum.
Turn both cheeks together.   :-)
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: freedumb2003b on January 04, 2017, 05:07:48 PM
We now have an official hatemail address.

mailbag@conservativecave.com

The message and clickable link appears in the upper right under the search box, it alternates with the register option that has been up there for many years. Its out in the open, so anyone can use it.




What, chodejuggler@conservativecave.com was taken?
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: miskie on January 04, 2017, 06:57:01 PM



What, chodejuggler@conservativecave.com was taken?

Maybe...   :rofl:
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: FunkyZero on January 04, 2017, 07:10:14 PM
I move to censure Ralphie...  it's been 5 days and no new hate-mail posts.
 
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: franksolich on January 04, 2017, 07:13:40 PM
I move to censure Ralphie...  it's been 5 days and no new hate-mail posts.

Actually what happens is that it ebbs and flows; hate mail's not a steady stream.

<<<am trying to think of--and failing--something to incite a bit of it.
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: SVPete on January 04, 2017, 07:22:46 PM
Actually what happens is that it ebbs and flows; hate mail's not a steady stream.

<<<am trying to think of--and failing--something to incite a bit of it.

Well then! Time to be proactive! Send the email link  to TMN and Buggee! :rimshot: :bolt:
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: FunkyZero on January 04, 2017, 07:59:03 PM
Actually what happens is that it ebbs and flows; hate mail's not a steady stream.

<<<am trying to think of--and failing--something to incite a bit of it.

I know, but I still have 145 posts to go, damnit
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: Adam Wood on January 05, 2017, 02:37:30 AM
If it will help the DUches, I will send a shining white schadenboner to them.
:bwah:
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: Skul on January 08, 2017, 11:52:33 PM
This one doesn't come from the DU, however, it was directed at me on Facebook.
It was in response to a comment I made about Obozo moving out. It was even a very civil comment.
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Just move out already.
See, nothing bad.

Here's the scrunts response.
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Hey devil go to Trump may he got something to say to you Son of The Devil.

To be honest, I'm rather pleased with myself.
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 09, 2017, 09:11:22 AM
I move to censure Ralphie...  it's been 5 days and no new hate-mail posts.
As Frank mentioned, I don't get them on a constant basis.  Usually a bunch around DOTY voting time.  But I do get notifications from that email account.
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: miskie on January 09, 2017, 06:47:09 PM
As Frank mentioned, I don't get them on a constant basis.  Usually a bunch around DOTY voting time.  But I do get notifications from that email account.

The only EMail so far is one piece of SPAM. Well, I suppose that means the EMail address is working, so there's that..
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: docstew on January 10, 2017, 12:02:15 PM
The only EMail so far is one piece of SPAM. Well, I suppose that means the EMail address is working, so there's that..

(http://memecrunch.com/meme/1DROP/so-i-got-that-going-for-me/image.png)
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: FlippyDoo on January 10, 2017, 06:43:19 PM
This one doesn't come from the DU, however, it was directed at me on Facebook.
It was in response to a comment I made about Obozo moving out. It was even a very civil comment. See, nothing bad.

Here's the scrunts response.
To be honest, I'm rather pleased with myself.

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Hey devil go to Trump may he got something to say to you Son of The Devil.

So nads is hanging out on your facebook page now?
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: Boudicca on January 11, 2017, 11:48:53 AM
So, I had no clue what the hell a chode juggler is.  After consulting the Urban Dictionary, all I can say is, the hater must hate his dick....and fyi, hater, having a 2 inch long weenie does NOT mean you are attached to a chode. You've got a CHIDE!  Hello, my grandson's worn down pencil stub from 2nd grade is more impressive than your dangling skin tag below your navel.

Everyone who hates Trump and his voters, WE ARE NOT TIRED OF WINNING.

Or of stomping your assets.
As for me, spent Christmas in Las Vegas, wished everybody a MERRY CHRISTMAS (you could tell the libtards by their scrunched nose, pursed lip response of happy holidays), and making a pilgrimage to TRUMP TOWER and purchasing a bottle of TRUMP Champagne to savor on Inauguration Day!!😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😂
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 11, 2017, 02:22:11 PM
Found a new one today while looking for my password confirmation at DU jr.

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Your elk should not be allowed to exist in this country

Corrected soon after...

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Ilk, not elk. Just so furious at you KKK assholes that I can't type

Yep, smartest collection of Internet posters.
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: FunkyZero on January 11, 2017, 02:50:42 PM
Found a new one today while looking for my password confirmation at DU jr.

Corrected soon after...

Yep, smartest collection of Internet posters.

I like elk, it's tasty
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: Karin on January 14, 2017, 05:20:06 PM
I've had some very good elk, it was done in a crockpot with spaghetti sauce.  But, your elk should not be allowed to exist in this country!!!!!   :rofl:
Title: Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
Post by: Skul on January 14, 2017, 08:31:50 PM
So nads is hanging out on your facebook page now?
:lmao: Lawsie I hope not.
:hi5: for that laugh.