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Re: My Avian Vet Fired Me!
« Reply #25 on: January 25, 2008, 03:25:13 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 25, 2008, 11:09:12 AM
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None of that has anything to do with my eclectus!

Now! Go look that one up!

 :rotf: :lmao: :tongue:

Ok, now I understand - you need to see a gynecologist.  :-)
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Re: My Avian Vet Fired Me!
« Reply #26 on: January 25, 2008, 03:28:44 PM »
Quote from: PatriotGame on January 25, 2008, 03:24:05 PM
Quote from: JackZip on January 24, 2008, 10:39:55 PM
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You named your dick 'bird'?

no he named his bird dick, that's why he took it to a dog vet to get neutered

Damn! Now I'm really confused.
So did his vet give him the bird or did his vet give dick the bird?!?!
It does get hard to keep it straight....I think the vet gave the dame bird the dick which is how Euph got eclectus.
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Re: My Avian Vet Fired Me!
« Reply #27 on: January 25, 2008, 03:33:53 PM »
Quote from: JackZip on January 25, 2008, 03:28:44 PM
Quote from: PatriotGame on January 25, 2008, 03:24:05 PM
Quote from: JackZip on January 24, 2008, 10:39:55 PM
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You named your dick 'bird'?

no he named his bird dick, that's why he took it to a dog vet to get neutered

Damn! Now I'm really confused.
So did his vet give him the bird or did his vet give dick the bird?!?!
It does get hard to keep it straight....I think the vet gave the dame bird the dick which is how Euph got eclectus.

Doesn't that cause warts if left untreated?
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Re: My Avian Vet Fired Me!
« Reply #28 on: January 25, 2008, 03:42:10 PM »
Euph calls them joy bumps
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Re: My Avian Vet Fired Me!
« Reply #29 on: January 25, 2008, 04:44:19 PM »
Quote from: JackZip on January 24, 2008, 10:39:55 PM
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You named your dick 'bird'?

no he named his bird dick, that's why he took it to a dog vet to get neutered


this thread is flippin hilarious..!  :-)


keep it up..  :popcorn:
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Re: My Avian Vet Fired Me!
« Reply #30 on: January 25, 2008, 05:21:54 PM »
Now Lauri, nobody made any mention of any flips.

It ain't my damn fault that Jack can't get his eclectus straight.
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Re: My Avian Vet Fired Me!
« Reply #31 on: January 26, 2008, 12:42:50 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 25, 2008, 05:21:54 PM
Now Lauri, nobody made any mention of any flips.

It ain't my damn fault that Jack can't get his eclectus straight.

Two words:

Avian Viagra.
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Re: My Avian Vet Fired Me!
« Reply #32 on: January 26, 2008, 04:25:25 PM »
Quote from: PatriotGame on January 26, 2008, 12:42:50 PM
Quote from: Eupher on January 25, 2008, 05:21:54 PM
Now Lauri, nobody made any mention of any flips.

It ain't my damn fault that Jack can't get his eclectus straight.

Two words:

Avian Viagra.

It comes in an egg-shaped pill.
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Re: My Avian Vet Fired Me!
« Reply #33 on: January 26, 2008, 10:11:20 PM »
Okay, I'm totally lost. How does your veterinarian "fire" you? You mean dropped you as a client? :confused:
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Re: My Avian Vet Fired Me!
« Reply #34 on: January 26, 2008, 11:12:00 PM »
Quote from: dandi on January 26, 2008, 10:11:20 PM
Okay, I'm totally lost. How does your veterinarian "fire" you? You mean dropped you as a client? :confused:

Yep, that's exactly right. She cut and ran (meaning she sent back vet records of my parrot and took me off her consulting list) when I faxed her complaining about how ineffective her "protocol" was toward treating my bird's condition.

She's got skin thinner than that of my parrot, and took my comments as an indictment of her as a vet (which it was), and decided the best way to deal with me was NOT to deal with me.

Oohhhh, you should've read my response to that. Priceless.....

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