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Re: Whitney Houston Dead at 48
« Reply #50 on: February 15, 2012, 09:34:37 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on February 15, 2012, 08:20:23 AM
Aaaaannnnnddddd...the Whitney jokes are already out.

Not going to repeat them here, you probably already heard them or have a general idea.

What's 6 inches long and didn't get sucked for Valentines Day?

Whitney Houston's crack pipe.
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Re: Whitney Houston Dead at 48
« Reply #51 on: February 15, 2012, 10:14:19 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on February 15, 2012, 09:34:37 AM
What's 6 inches long and didn't get sucked for Valentines Day?

Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

Day-um.   :lmao:
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Re: Whitney Houston Dead at 48
« Reply #52 on: February 15, 2012, 10:59:38 AM »
What was Bobby Brown's greatest hit?

Whitney Houston.

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Re: Whitney Houston Dead at 48
« Reply #53 on: February 15, 2012, 11:02:39 AM »
Recordkeepers are still trying to determine which was Whitney Houston's greatest feat:  six Grammys in 14 years, or trying to do 6 grams in 14 minutes.
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Re: Whitney Houston Dead at 48
« Reply #54 on: February 15, 2012, 11:04:43 AM »
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 :o

All y'all are so wrong. 

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Re: Whitney Houston Dead at 48
« Reply #55 on: February 15, 2012, 11:06:38 AM »
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Re: Whitney Houston Dead at 48
« Reply #56 on: February 15, 2012, 11:08:13 AM »
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Re: Whitney Houston Dead at 48
« Reply #57 on: February 15, 2012, 12:31:34 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on February 15, 2012, 11:06:38 AM


OK...you owe me a new keyboard....I lost my Mt Dew when I saw this one :)
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Re: Whitney Houston Dead at 48
« Reply #58 on: February 15, 2012, 01:23:06 PM »
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Re: Whitney Houston Dead at 48
« Reply #59 on: February 15, 2012, 01:47:18 PM »
now her doctors are getting in trouble
looks like another michael jackson trial coming
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Re: Whitney Houston Dead at 48
« Reply #60 on: February 15, 2012, 01:49:35 PM »
Quote from: Rugnuts on February 15, 2012, 01:47:18 PM
now her doctors are getting in trouble
looks like another michael jackson trial coming

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Re: Whitney Houston Dead at 48
« Reply #61 on: February 15, 2012, 01:58:10 PM »
Quote from: CG6468 on February 15, 2012, 01:49:35 PM
How do you spell, I-DON'T-CARE? One fewer druggies in this world.

As she sings her greatest hit....

"...and I-I-I-I will always love DRUGS."
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Re: Whitney Houston Dead at 48
« Reply #62 on: February 15, 2012, 02:54:20 PM »
Honestly, who was talking about Whitney Houston last week?

Now she's popular again after making the transition from mainstream to underground.  ::)
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Re: Whitney Houston Dead at 48
« Reply #63 on: February 15, 2012, 03:10:06 PM »
RIP...what a shame. Gotta be careful with the drugs, they will get you every time.
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Re: Whitney Houston Dead at 48
« Reply #64 on: February 15, 2012, 03:21:10 PM »
Apparently the coroner has released a preliminary cause of death.  He says she was Waiting to Inhale. :hyper:
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Re: Whitney Houston Dead at 48
« Reply #65 on: February 15, 2012, 05:06:32 PM »
Whitney Houston is now starring in a new film called "The Bodybag".   :lmao:

Houston, we have a problem.
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Re: Whitney Houston Dead at 48
« Reply #66 on: February 15, 2012, 05:07:21 PM »
Ouch.
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Re: Whitney Houston Dead at 48
« Reply #67 on: February 16, 2012, 07:41:50 AM »
Whitney published a book just before her demise:

"Bathtub Snorkeling Tips and Tricks"

(my own creation, TYVM.....)
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Re: Whitney Houston Dead at 48
« Reply #68 on: February 16, 2012, 11:09:17 AM »
Mother Of Fallen Marine Offended By Half-Staff Flag For Houston
http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2012/02/15/mother-of-fallen-marine-offended-by-half-mast-flag-for-houston/

I don't recall half mast for Michael Jackson or any other celebrity.  :mental:
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Re: Whitney Houston Dead at 48
« Reply #69 on: February 16, 2012, 11:10:32 AM »
They might have done it in Los Angeles, but the mayor there is a moonbat and a douchebag.

This is ridiculous.  I'd be pissed too.
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Re: Whitney Houston Dead at 48
« Reply #70 on: February 16, 2012, 01:22:06 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on February 16, 2012, 11:09:17 AM
Mother Of Fallen Marine Offended By Half-Staff Flag For Houston
http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2012/02/15/mother-of-fallen-marine-offended-by-half-mast-flag-for-houston/

I don't recall half mast for Michael Jackson or any other celebrity.  :mental:

I do. But then, I was in the Denver metro area at the time, and Denver/Boulder is just about ate up with moonbat stupidity.
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Re: Whitney Houston Dead at 48
« Reply #71 on: February 16, 2012, 10:13:21 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on February 16, 2012, 11:10:32 AM
They might have done it in Los Angeles, but the mayor there is a moonbat and a douchebag.

This is ridiculous.  I'd be pissed too.

Chris Christie want's to do it for the entire state of New Jersey.
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Re: Whitney Houston Dead at 48
« Reply #72 on: February 17, 2012, 07:54:10 AM »
Quote from: CG6468 on February 16, 2012, 10:13:21 PM
Chris Christie want's to do it for the entire state of New Jersey.

Heard on the news his justification was that they did it for Frank Sinatra as well.  I dunno.  I think it diminishes the message, personally.
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Re: Whitney Houston Dead at 48
« Reply #73 on: February 17, 2012, 08:24:22 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on February 17, 2012, 07:54:10 AM
Heard on the news his justification was that they did it for Frank Sinatra as well.  I dunno.  I think it diminishes the message, personally.

Christie has compared it to flying the flag at half-staff for our troops who have been killed from NJ.

I have changed my mind about Christie. He is not what I want in a "conservative" and a patriot.
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Re: Whitney Houston Dead at 48
« Reply #74 on: February 17, 2012, 08:53:50 AM »
Quote from: CG6468 on February 17, 2012, 08:24:22 AM
Christie has compared it to flying the flag at half-staff for our troops who have been killed from NJ.I have changed my mind about Christie. He is not what I want in a "conservative" and a patriot.

Then he is no patriot.
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