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Offline AllosaursRus

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A woman's yearly exam. "Toots" sent me this one!
« on: March 12, 2010, 10:39:35 AM »
One Woman's Yearly Check-Up............

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.  The nurse started with certain basics.

"How much do you  weigh?" she asked.

 

"135," I said.  

The nurse put me on the scale.

It turns out my weight is 190.

  

The nurse asked, "Your height?"

"5 foot  4," I said.

The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2"


She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.


"Of course  it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I was tall  and slender! Now I'm  short and fat!"


She put me on Prozac.


 What a bitch!!!

ETA: had to edit the title, forgot yearly had a "y"!
« Last Edit: March 12, 2010, 10:49:43 AM by AllosaursRus »
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Re: A woman's yearl exam. "Toots" sent me this one!
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2010, 10:40:35 AM »
 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:


So true!
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

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Re: A woman's yearly exam. "Toots" sent me this one!
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2010, 05:44:46 AM »
It is every womans right to lie about her weight
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

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Re: A woman's yearly exam. "Toots" sent me this one!
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2010, 09:39:03 AM »
It is every womans right to lie about her weight

So it's men's eyes that deceive, eh? Hahahahahahahahaha!!!
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